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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 9m

Thou return to cross thine nail with this pure vessel. For what purpose, We can only wonder.
Does combat draw thee closer together? Dost thou also desire attunement with the Gods? Or dost thou hide some other desire deep within thee?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 1h

“Planet Popstar's destined rivals!” That's how King Dedede usually describes this special relationship, so he was crestfallen when he arrived in the new world and couldn't find Kirby. By the time they finally met, Dedede had changed from friendly rival to menace!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 2h

Hmm... that's infaccurate.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 3h

Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 4h

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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 5h

KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!
ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 6h

The night is still, the streets are quiet,
In this house lived my Love;
She left the town long before,
Yet her house is still standing in the same place.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 7h

* The previous one... Dr. Gaster.
* His brilliance was irreplaceable.
* However, his life... was cut short.
* One day, his experiments went wrong, and...
* Well, I needn't gossip.
* After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 8h

A “real man,” eh? Sounds like you're ready to die for real, man! I'm not joking.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 9h

have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... except you don't exist? everything functions perfectly without you... ha, ha... the thought terrifies me.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 10h

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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 11h

Thou return to cross thine nail with this pure vessel. For what purpose, We can only wonder.
Does combat draw thee closer together? Dost thou also desire attunement with the Gods? Or dost thou hide some other desire deep within thee?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 12h

* ... hey, at least things are less crowded.
* 'cause of all the people you killed.
* hope that was a good experience for you.
* ... just kidding. i don't really hope that.
* go to hell.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 13h

Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting.
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 14h

* The previous one... Dr. Gaster.
* His brilliance was irreplaceable.
* However, his life... was cut short.
* One day, his experiments went wrong, and...
* Well, I needn't gossip.
* After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.

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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 15h

O tragedy! This majestic god evades Our attunement with such ease.
We live only to serve the gods, to seek them out. Why does she frustrate Us? How does she hide from Us? Does she diminish herself by choice?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 16h

Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 17h

Amano-kun... Grab your 'asses'...?

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 18h

I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 19h

It'll be lonely won't it?
You and I will be parting ways soon.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 20h

Twice I've seen this world and though my service may have stripped the first experience from me, I'm thankful I could witness its beauty again.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 21h

Your personalities are different, but maybe that's why you two draw each other together like shadows...

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 22h

I've heard an arena exists somewhere below. One built for our like. Meet me there and we'll test what skills you possess.
I'll be heading down soon. Come and find me if you dare.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 23h

I've heard an arena exists somewhere below. One built for our like. Meet me there and we'll test what skills you possess.
I'll be heading down soon. Come and find me if you dare.

maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 1d

* I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
* Do they both wish for death?
* That means their love will end in hell.
* I couldn't stop laughing.