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Hmm... that's infaccurate.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hmm... that's infaccurate.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!!
O majestic one, We beg thee reveal thyself! Our mind is so much less without you in it…
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
O majestic one, We beg thee reveal thyself! Our mind is so much less without you in it…
Are you done with your “bonding” act already? Don't worry, I'll kill everyone at once.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Are you done with your “bonding” act already? Don't worry, I'll kill everyone at once.
“Maki... should I hold your hand in this case?”
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
“Maki... should I hold your hand in this case?”
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting.
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting.
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be... cheering?
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be... cheering?
Do something! Anything... This is more important than you can ever know. I need this. The story needs it.
So you hear me? Are you there? You're listening to this, Stanley, are you there?
So you hear me? Are you there? You're listening to this, Stanley, are you there?
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Do something! Anything... This is more important than you can ever know. I need this. The story needs it.
So you hear me? Are you there? You're listening to this, Stanley, are you there?
So you hear me? Are you there? You're listening to this, Stanley, are you there?
Pale mother... We barely dare to think. The chance of meeting is too rare.... but thine resonance! Could you be one of Them?
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Pale mother... We barely dare to think. The chance of meeting is too rare.... but thine resonance! Could you be one of Them?
All humans will, without exception, eventually die.
After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness)
After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness)
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
All humans will, without exception, eventually die.
After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness)
After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness)
If you can't win the game... if you can't solve the puzzle... then you're nothing but a loser.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you can't win the game... if you can't solve the puzzle... then you're nothing but a loser.
That's a good point... You're not Kira. That is, it would be a problem if you were Kira... because...
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That's a good point... You're not Kira. That is, it would be a problem if you were Kira... because...
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
September smoothed the lap of her now-wrinkled and rumpled orange dress. She liked anything orange: leaves; some moons; marigolds; chrysanthemums; cheese; pumpkin, both in pie and out; orange juice; marmalade. Orange is bright and demanding. You can't ignore orange things.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
September smoothed the lap of her now-wrinkled and rumpled orange dress. She liked anything orange: leaves; some moons; marigolds; chrysanthemums; cheese; pumpkin, both in pie and out; orange juice; marmalade. Orange is bright and demanding. You can't ignore orange things.
The sound of the bell has been unusually loud today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The sound of the bell has been unusually loud today.
It's quite simple, really. Three of the greatest detectives in the world — L, Coil, and Deneuve — they're all actually me. It's been my experience that people who try to find me usually fall for this.
...
I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?
...
I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's quite simple, really. Three of the greatest detectives in the world — L, Coil, and Deneuve — they're all actually me. It's been my experience that people who try to find me usually fall for this.
...
I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?
...
I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?
Um, Candace--
*Oh god, this is so stupid. I cannot believe I am about to say this.*
--Candace ligma balls.
*I did it. Oh, my God, I cannot believe I just typed that. Was it any good? Does he think I'm a complete idiot? Oh, God.*
*Oh god, this is so stupid. I cannot believe I am about to say this.*
--Candace ligma balls.
*I did it. Oh, my God, I cannot believe I just typed that. Was it any good? Does he think I'm a complete idiot? Oh, God.*
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Um, Candace--
*Oh god, this is so stupid. I cannot believe I am about to say this.*
--Candace ligma balls.
*I did it. Oh, my God, I cannot believe I just typed that. Was it any good? Does he think I'm a complete idiot? Oh, God.*
*Oh god, this is so stupid. I cannot believe I am about to say this.*
--Candace ligma balls.
*I did it. Oh, my God, I cannot believe I just typed that. Was it any good? Does he think I'm a complete idiot? Oh, God.*
* WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
* THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
* ...
* ... can anyone hear me? Help...
* HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
* ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
* THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
* ...
* ... can anyone hear me? Help...
* HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
* ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
* WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
* THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
* ...
* ... can anyone hear me? Help...
* HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
* ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
* THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
* ...
* ... can anyone hear me? Help...
* HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
* ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... except you don't exist? everything functions perfectly without you... ha, ha... the thought terrifies me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... except you don't exist? everything functions perfectly without you... ha, ha... the thought terrifies me.
* CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
* CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]
“This grass feels funny,” Kirby thought. “It feels like... pants.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This grass feels funny,” Kirby thought. “It feels like... pants.”
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
On her wide, emerald velvet lapel, the jacket had grown a little orange brooch for her, a jeweled key. It sparkled as though made out of the sun itself. The jacket warmed slightly with bashfulness and with hoping she'd be pleased.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
On her wide, emerald velvet lapel, the jacket had grown a little orange brooch for her, a jeweled key. It sparkled as though made out of the sun itself. The jacket warmed slightly with bashfulness and with hoping she'd be pleased.
The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.
Nobody can really live on their own... That's why people try to etch their existence into the hearts of others... It just might be another way of... chasing after a dream.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nobody can really live on their own... That's why people try to etch their existence into the hearts of others... It just might be another way of... chasing after a dream.