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Yo. I had the usual for lunch... Ramen tastes a lot better when you're cutting class.
...Make sure you invite me next time.
...Make sure you invite me next time.
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Yo. I had the usual for lunch... Ramen tastes a lot better when you're cutting class.
...Make sure you invite me next time.
...Make sure you invite me next time.
* Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 AM
* Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
... and all I got wewe incompwehensible feewings... and this lousy mask.
... and all I got wewe incompwehensible feewings... and this lousy mask.
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...
... and all I got wewe incompwehensible feewings... and this lousy mask.
... and all I got wewe incompwehensible feewings... and this lousy mask.
For god's- but it turns out that the panel's emergency override kicked in, and the door just opened all by itself, and Stanley just got the hell along with the story. Well whoop-dee-doo.
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 AM
For god's- but it turns out that the panel's emergency override kicked in, and the door just opened all by itself, and Stanley just got the hell along with the story. Well whoop-dee-doo.
I keep heawing voices inside my head... They teww me to eat my veggies!
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I keep heawing voices inside my head... They teww me to eat my veggies!
In this world, people die every day. Until recently, this was the same to me as the blowing of the wind.
But now, I see things differently... For the first time, I have a friend.
But now, I see things differently... For the first time, I have a friend.
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 AM
In this world, people die every day. Until recently, this was the same to me as the blowing of the wind.
But now, I see things differently... For the first time, I have a friend.
But now, I see things differently... For the first time, I have a friend.
Tatsuya... Why do you put up walls like that? You look like you’re in so much pain that I can’t bear to see it...
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Tatsuya... Why do you put up walls like that? You look like you’re in so much pain that I can’t bear to see it...
Man, your weapon is dull. Do you fight people with sworddom or boredom?
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Man, your weapon is dull. Do you fight people with sworddom or boredom?
“I would never dream about living in a world without Light!”
“Yes, that would be dark.”
“Yes, that would be dark.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 AM
“I would never dream about living in a world without Light!”
“Yes, that would be dark.”
“Yes, that would be dark.”
YOU FOOL. SPONSOR MY DEMONS! FEED ME THE CAAAAAAAASH!!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
YOU FOOL. SPONSOR MY DEMONS! FEED ME THE CAAAAAAAASH!!!
You're right... I wanted to forget. That's why I left the group, and tried to suppress my power...
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You're right... I wanted to forget. That's why I left the group, and tried to suppress my power...
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
Perhaps I could be here now only because someone else fought for my right to exist.
January 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Perhaps I could be here now only because someone else fought for my right to exist.
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
O majestic one, We beg thee reveal thyself! Our mind is so much less without you in it…
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
O majestic one, We beg thee reveal thyself! Our mind is so much less without you in it…
You're right... I wanted to forget. That's why I left the group, and tried to suppress my power...
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
You're right... I wanted to forget. That's why I left the group, and tried to suppress my power...
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
But, nothing I did could erase the memory... And now I find myself here—the last place I want to be.
Tatsuya... Why do you put up walls like that? You look like you’re in so much pain that I can’t bear to see it...
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Tatsuya... Why do you put up walls like that? You look like you’re in so much pain that I can’t bear to see it...
Isn't this a wonderful spot for a rest? I so love the sound of the rain upon glass.
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Isn't this a wonderful spot for a rest? I so love the sound of the rain upon glass.
nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN
It's whoop-ass time!
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
It's whoop-ass time!
Oh, no, not really. It's just a hunch I had.
Well, a girl's hunch is pretty scary, after all...
Senpai, that's sexist.
The hell?
Well, a girl's hunch is pretty scary, after all...
Senpai, that's sexist.
The hell?
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Oh, no, not really. It's just a hunch I had.
Well, a girl's hunch is pretty scary, after all...
Senpai, that's sexist.
The hell?
Well, a girl's hunch is pretty scary, after all...
Senpai, that's sexist.
The hell?
* Life is a big, ballgame,
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 PM
* Life is a big, ballgame,
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
Don't cry. This is how it should be.
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Don't cry. This is how it should be.
Just you and me and the retching explosion of fire and metal over and over and over for all of eternity.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Just you and me and the retching explosion of fire and metal over and over and over for all of eternity.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
That's a good point... You're not Kira. That is, it would be a problem if you were Kira... because...
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
That's a good point... You're not Kira. That is, it would be a problem if you were Kira... because...
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
“Maki... should I hold your hand in this case?”
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
“Maki... should I hold your hand in this case?”
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.
“Ryuzaki, in this case, you should shut up and hold it real tight.”
“All right.”
“You really don't know anything, do you, Ryuzaki?”
“That's the first time anyone has told me that.”
The two laughed like brother and sister.