Dandy
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Dandy
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I make rpg journals and dnd puns
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IT'S FINALLY HERE!

MY DND SPELLBOOK IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON FOR SALE!

5e and 5.5e compatible!

link: www.amazon.com/RPG-Spellboo...

Features in the comments:
The RPG Spellbook: Spell Preparation & Tracking Journal for 5e Spellcasters (Arcane Blue Edition)
Amazon.com: The RPG Spellbook: Spell Preparation & Tracking Journal for 5e Spellcasters (Arcane Blue Edition): Beyond, Dandy: Books
www.amazon.com
IT'S FINALLY HERE!

MY DND SPELLBOOK IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON FOR SALE!

5e and 5.5e compatible!

link: www.amazon.com/RPG-Spellboo...

Features in the comments:
The RPG Spellbook: Spell Preparation & Tracking Journal for 5e Spellcasters (Arcane Blue Edition)
Amazon.com: The RPG Spellbook: Spell Preparation & Tracking Journal for 5e Spellcasters (Arcane Blue Edition): Beyond, Dandy: Books
www.amazon.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
DM: We start the campaign where all of you currently have a good paying job in your respectful professions. You're all insured and are able to afford a down payment on a reasonably priced house of your choice.

New Player: WHOOOOOOAAAA... So this is high fantasy...
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Players: We've rolled pretty high for our stats and our builds are strong. We're prepared for everything.

DM: We start the campaign with all of you having families, children, spouses and pets and they are all perfectly happy and... healthy.

Players: OH FUUUUUCK YOU!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
SESSION ZERO

Dm: Would you be interested in secretly becoming a BBEG of the campaign?

Player 1: HELL YEAH!

Dm: *same question*

Player 2: OF COURSE!

Dm: *same question*

Player 3: OMG YES!

DM:
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ALT: Burn GIF
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August 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Hi everyone! How are you holdin' up?
December 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Master Wizard: THIS IS A DISGRACE! MAY I REMIND YOU THIS IS A MAGIC INSTITUTION AND WE CAN DIVINE IF YOU CHEATED?! EACH OF YOUR VERBAL COMPONENTS IS PERSONAL AND UNIQUE NOT SOME GENERIC BULLSHIT!

Student 1: dude wtf is he on about?

Student 2: ChantGPT
December 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
For the love of Faerûn don't give him ideas
Breaking: Elon Musk buys Dungeons & Dragons, renames it DXD
November 29, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

YDNÄD: a new line of matte kitchen fronts
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

ÖREX: a delightful new line of interactive light fixtures.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

AITÄL: a line of decorative flowerpots.
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Reposted by Dandy
If you can spare it, Shoshana Kessock could use a hand to not lose their car insurance and also the car. They are in the hospital; so any help you can toss their way would be great.

gofund.me/7a39dcd0
Donate to Urgent Medical Bill and Monthly Bill Assistance, organized by Shoshana Kessock
UPDATE: It’s been a little bit since this GoFundMe was created and no… Shoshana Kessock needs your support for Urgent Medical Bill and Monthly Bill Assistance
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November 29, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Paladin: so there she was, the vampiress, naked in a barrel full of water in front of a seeing orb...
Naturally I blessed the water, she started melting, got out and... started bottling it and telling the orb it cost 100gp per bottle?!

Bard: Ah. Onlyfangs?

Paladin: Onlyfangs.
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
So...hi everyone! I've been kinda absent from socials and this place is kinda new to me. I've seen most of my ttrpg peeps from twitter migrated here and I hope to find you all (and you me) and create a better place together!
November 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM