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Jane
@dangerjane.bsky.social
Self proclaimed Queen of pop culture
Lover of cats and cannabis
Dogs are great too
Vodka up, dirty
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Who decided going head first through a tube of ice on a waxed cookie pan was a fun sport? 🥇🥈🥉
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Dogs always get the gold
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
All he does is whine and bitch and moan
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
OMG I just saw a commercial for Michael Scott's Tots except it was trump. Those kids aren't going any places, and I doubt they'll get a measly battery
a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
Alt: Michael Scott in a suit and tie is making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Does the music on the new Olympic Starbucks commercial make anyone else incredibly sad/nostalgic? Could it be that it really was all so simple then?
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Team Ruff or Team Fluff?
#TeamFluff
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
How much longer will we put up with this? Unbelievable and unacceptable
The president is a loser yelling at winners. That’s the whole story.
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Overheard:
Bruce Springsteen should come up out of a hole on the stage tonight dressed in red white and blue and duet Born In The USA with Bad Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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This administration is like a drunk abusive father.
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If a country needs a paramilitary to make a football game "safe", you might live in a shit hole country
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
“The f*ck are we doing?”
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?? History is not going to reflect well on you.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @raskin.house.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Why The Actual Fuck are you allowing this for ONE MORE MINUTE..What is wrong with you and every other Democrat? I want a real answer, and if I don't get one, I'll work my hardest to separate you from your jobs. YOU WORK FOR US
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Crazy that if Trump's job was anything other than President of the United States he'd be fired for posting this.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 AM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
We trusted you. You have betrayed the American people. Because of your inaction, I no longer want to be American. I no longer want to live in the country of my birth. Any suggestions for me to overcome what you can't do? I'm angry and exhausted
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The shit that escaped the sewer kicks a puppy
As if you didn’t have enough reason to hate all ICE officers, During an abduction by US Marshals, ICE and local PD in Memphis, TN, a ICE agent is seen kicking a puppy in the face
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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He tells us what he’ll do.
We laugh, then it happens.
He promised invasion; he invaded.
He promised troops at home; they’re here.
He promised retribution; prosecutors and investigators are now targets.
He seized ballots; he’s calling to seize elections.
This isn’t bluster; it’s a plan.
Stop laughing
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Bands are not hot like this anymore
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I got a new shirt today
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM