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Nigeria has a large expanse of desert, which receive over 8 hours of direct sunlight.

Livestock are also in abundance.

But solar streetlights are a discovery for our political class. Dumb
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Remember $1t GDP by 2030, that's in 4 years

I pray the President succeeds because that means everyone also succeed economically.

Regards /.

(Credit: Kalu Aja)
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 AM
5. I won't mention GDP per capita because that will be pure hate

Has President Tunubu done well? Yes, he has taken Nigeria from macroeconomic insolvency to fiscal stability, but he now needs to grow the economy, create jobs and restart consumption. /3
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
3. The Best GDP growth rate from 2015 to date has not matched the worst GDP growth from 2000 to 2014. Yeah google

4. Unemployment is abysmal; even working 1 hour a week has seen unemployment rise. Yes, 60 minutes a week. /2
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Nigeria's data points

1. Debt has ballooned. Nigeria will borrow N2t a month in 2026 to pay for things like debt services. Yes, trillion not billion.

2. Oil & gas income Nigeria will generate in 2026 can't service the debt it currently has to service in 2026. Yes 100% of oil and gas revenues. /1
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
14. You could survive longer without a brain than without a heart.

15. You're partially paralyzed every night. Your brain shuts down your muscles so you don't act out dreams.

Doctors, correct me if I’m wrong 😑
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
12. There are mites living on your face right now. They live in your pores and come out at night to mate. (They're called Demodex).

13. You have more bacterial cells in your body than human cells. You're basically a walking ecosystem.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
8. Our skeletons are wet.

9. Your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it.

10. You have enough iron in your body to make a small nail. (It is mostly in your blood).

11. Your bones are constantly breaking and rebuilding. You get a new skeleton roughly every 10 years.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
6. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby's gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.

7. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don't believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
5. Your immune system don't know you have eyes. Else, it would attack them and make you blind. Injuring an eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the
knowledge of the eyes. Then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
3. Your brain can't feel pain.
(Surgeons can operate on it while you're awake).

4. When you receive a donated kidney, they don't take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
1. Your stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve metal. (It doesn't burn through your stomach because of a thick mucus lining).

2. You shed about 30,000 to
40,000 dead skin cells every minute (Dust in your room is mostly you).
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 AM
In a nation where most transactions are still done with physical cash. I still wonder how tax authorities will be able to deduce rent reprieve. Interesting times ahead.
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Most Nigerians are tax illiterates, that's why it seems everyone is keeping mum over the new tax policy. Pathetic.
September 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
A total mess of the Nigerian aviation space.
A total mess of the Nigerian Judiciary process.
A total mess of everything.

Building strong institutions is a must. Forget all aspects of socioeconomic indices. First build strong institutions. Paramount.
August 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Just thinking.

With Peter Obi's towering popularity and acceptance among the youths. If he was corrupt behind closed doors, politicians from both divides will flock by his side.

Popularity had always determined the rigging process. Obasanjo, Buhari rode on this. Tinubu, decimated it.
August 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Argentina reduce poverty rate to 38.1% from 52% in 2024. It's not rocket science. Just dedication and determination to ensure good governance and implement simple policies.

Nigeria, just needs a leader that is goal oriented in ensuring that simple policies work. Simple
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Nigeria is a surreal place. Very strange, contortionist reality.
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I believe Trump’s wish was to rule a North Korea. Dictating what he pleases.
July 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Obama was right, “have self confidence to speak.”

Don’t assume everyone highly placed got there through merit, because in every room there are very smart and very dumb people.

A bunch of leaders, belongs to the latter. Policies strewn around without weighing the consequences. Pity.
July 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Declining birth rates in western countries, will it push its governments to relax emigration laws?
January 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Movie was very mediocre. Had to watch Russell Crowe’s Gladiator to wash that apology off.

Didn’t expect that from Ripley.
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Brush Swipes, lush paints
Mental task, artist gift
Common see, uncommon awes.
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Project execution is really not talked about enough. From planning to executing is a physical and mental draining exercise.
December 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Let’s see how many Nigerians get.
November 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM