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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺
@dangurden.bsky.social
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GenX, Sci-Fi Geek, Dad, and Dog Owner. I try not to give a damn but it seems I really do care. Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · Mar 10
Sorry, not Sorry.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2h
Unsolicited Dick Pic.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 18h
Well... he is a 'sexual matador'.

Which i assume means he likes to flounce around in sequins and a cape, let other people wear the target down so he can turn up and poke at his victim until they die...

... and on his favourite days, he can finish up with a mouthful of bulls testicle.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 20h
... Thats if he ends a failure. Looking more like he will be remembered for a great depression, the fall of American exceptionalism, enabling the rise of China and the EU... possibly inciting a Civil War...

He may be remembered as a traitor, and in the same breath as Hitler and Stalin...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 23h
We also never knew who Elon Musk was until relatively recently... so didn't have that shit-stirrer riding things up.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 1d
OMG... i agree... i would also rather you go to jail...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 1d
Please address the fact that someone felt emboldened to tell me that they voted Brexit to remove Chinese people from our shores...

Or how 'keeping to themselves' involved marrying a white dude?

I object to intolerance and ignorance... and there is plenty on display.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly the image in my head when i read the words 'Kid Rock' and 'Looks Stupid' in the same sentence.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
Good question. 3 reasons.

1. Trumps beef has always been with Obama. Its his kryptonite.

2. The announcment was yesterday, not the ceremony, so there are no pictures of Ms Machado receiving her prize.

3. We can do it again when it happens. Trump will like that.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
More Tariffs? Again?

He must be upset about something...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
Dedicated to the Frogs on the Front lines in Portland.

youtu.be/6PMiP90ntZ8?...
The Frog Chorus & Paul McCartney - We All Stand Together
YouTube video by Zig Zag
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
Here in the UK, we didn't get the Cash memo... and even we know the man in black was cool. ❤️

I heard that even Trent Reznor loves Cash's take on Hurt.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
I mean... it would be easy for them to lie and just tell him that he won and give him something shiny... the senile old fucker wouldn't know the difference.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
"No. The WHITE zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red zone."
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
The meltdown has started... Get the popcorn, it must be nearly time for his morning shit and post...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
There was a reddit thread about why, even with the Billionaire space race, there was no escaping the end by launching into space either... That (as the victims of the Billionaires urge to destroy the planet in search of profit) was reasonably uplifting...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
Not controversion (IMO) as a long time Discworld fan and player of TTRPGs since the decade started with an 8, I decided decades ago that a Discword RPG (from GURPS) might be amusing but playing it would likely be D&D with Fart jokes... Unless Pratchett himself was your GM.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
Now... The way i see it, they are looking to prep a bunker abd surround themselves with armed security... Except once the end happens their obscene wealth is worthless, their power evaporated, and now they are locked in their bunker with armed goons as the food starts to run out...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
correction... i was looking at old data. MPs earn more than £90k now. I guess this whole pay freze thing that the rest of us have to accept just doesn't apply to them...
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 2d
Continuing my themed musical journey to Halloween through October with tracks from my Halloween Party Mix. #Halloweenplaylist #dailyjukebox

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The Devil Went Down to Georgia
YouTube video by Charlie Daniels - Topic
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