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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺
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GenX, Sci-Fi Geek, Dad, and Dog Owner. I try not to give a damn but it seems I really do care.

Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
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Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @dangurden.bsky.social · 21m
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February 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Audiences that took the offer to be paid to watch the Melania Movie. Do you really want to risk it?
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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Meanwhile at the light at the end of the tunnel….
A comic-style illustration shows a small, human-like figure floating upside down near the edge of a large, intensely glowing yellow circle that looks like a sun, spotlight, or portal. The figure wears a blue, hooded robe with long sleeves and has a pale, cartoon face with dark eyes and a worried, strained expression. One arm reaches outward as if grasping for balance, while the body appears suspended in space. The bright circle radiates outward in dotted, concentric patterns, fading into a black background speckled with tiny white dots resembling stars. A speech bubble above the figure reads, “DON’T WORRY ABOUT A THING!” The image contrasts the reassuring words with the visual feeling of vulnerability, disorientation, and isolation.
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
For those that missed it... he shit himself on camera. Its about 0.34 seconds into this clip, where you can hear an unmistakable squelching sound... Just before they desperately shoo the reporters out of the room...

I like that we now call it an 'executive order' too. 🤣
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
Its not true though. Melania is in the files, and we know she was an illegal immigrant...
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
dangurden.bsky.social
Other than looking like they released a batch of files to distract from Melania's shitty movie, and then *checks notes* lying about great box office numbers...

But thats a reasonable summary.
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
dangurden.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
dangurden.bsky.social
🎶They say we're young and we don't know,
We won't find out until we grow.

Happy Groundhog Day.
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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Andrew Tate celebrates not being in the Epstein files.

He would have been, but he is not rich, influential or 'alpha' enough to have been invited. ..
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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... everyone knows handshakes are more dangerous than bullets...
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
Shout out to the forefathers... 😉
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be… The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
Do you think he knows that there is going to be a press corp waiting for him to attend the showing?
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
Ok. Macaulay Culkin legit brought a tear to my eye...
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
Oh, and before I forget;
#letterboxdfriday
#lastfourwatched
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
“Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample it would be a Twinkie…thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six-hundred pounds.”
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Anyone Surprised? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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I see they're doing a prequel to Rambo, presumably we get to follow a happy-go-lucky, live-and-let-live John Rambo as he goes to Vietnam and then loses everyone and everything dear to him, becoming a hollowed out PTSD-ridden psychotic wandering from small town to small town as per First Blood.
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
dangurden.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 AM