Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺
@dangurden.bsky.social
GenX, Sci-Fi Geek, Dad, and Dog Owner. I try not to give a damn but it seems I really do care.
Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
What has Nigel Farage 'forgotton about' this week?
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
What has Nigel Farage 'forgotton about' this week?
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Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
Proud to be on Team Vorderman.
Carol Vorderman: ‘Nigel Farage is a liar and a grifter’
The forthright broadcaster on Reform, embracing being a ‘milf’ and her experiences at the BBC
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Proud to be on Team Vorderman.
Your move Christianity...
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Your move Christianity...
Shit. Not a £20 fine...
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Shit. Not a £20 fine...
The Phoenixian Scheme. I sort of like Wes Andersons aesthetic... but even then it just seems a bit repetitive.
And yet everytime I look forward to the new one.
And yet everytime I look forward to the new one.
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The Phoenixian Scheme. I sort of like Wes Andersons aesthetic... but even then it just seems a bit repetitive.
And yet everytime I look forward to the new one.
And yet everytime I look forward to the new one.
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Audiences that took the offer to be paid to watch the Melania Movie. Do you really want to risk it?
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Audiences that took the offer to be paid to watch the Melania Movie. Do you really want to risk it?
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Meanwhile at the light at the end of the tunnel….
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Meanwhile at the light at the end of the tunnel….
For those that missed it... he shit himself on camera. Its about 0.34 seconds into this clip, where you can hear an unmistakable squelching sound... Just before they desperately shoo the reporters out of the room...
I like that we now call it an 'executive order' too. 🤣
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
I like that we now call it an 'executive order' too. 🤣
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
For those that missed it... he shit himself on camera. Its about 0.34 seconds into this clip, where you can hear an unmistakable squelching sound... Just before they desperately shoo the reporters out of the room...
I like that we now call it an 'executive order' too. 🤣
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
I like that we now call it an 'executive order' too. 🤣
youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
Its not true though. Melania is in the files, and we know she was an illegal immigrant...
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Its not true though. Melania is in the files, and we know she was an illegal immigrant...
Other than looking like they released a batch of files to distract from Melania's shitty movie, and then *checks notes* lying about great box office numbers...
But thats a reasonable summary.
But thats a reasonable summary.
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Other than looking like they released a batch of files to distract from Melania's shitty movie, and then *checks notes* lying about great box office numbers...
But thats a reasonable summary.
But thats a reasonable summary.
🎶They say we're young and we don't know,
We won't find out until we grow.
Happy Groundhog Day.
We won't find out until we grow.
Happy Groundhog Day.
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
🎶They say we're young and we don't know,
We won't find out until we grow.
Happy Groundhog Day.
We won't find out until we grow.
Happy Groundhog Day.
Andrew Tate celebrates not being in the Epstein files.
He would have been, but he is not rich, influential or 'alpha' enough to have been invited. ..
He would have been, but he is not rich, influential or 'alpha' enough to have been invited. ..
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Andrew Tate celebrates not being in the Epstein files.
He would have been, but he is not rich, influential or 'alpha' enough to have been invited. ..
He would have been, but he is not rich, influential or 'alpha' enough to have been invited. ..
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... everyone knows handshakes are more dangerous than bullets...
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 PM
... everyone knows handshakes are more dangerous than bullets...