Dan.G ๐ฌ๐ง๐ช๐บ
@dangurden.bsky.social
GenX, Sci-Fi Geek, Dad, and Dog Owner. I try not to give a damn but it seems I really do care.
Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
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Dont need reporters when your plan is to repeat propaganda for the regime...
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Dont need reporters when your plan is to repeat propaganda for the regime...
Fun fact... the shark in Finding Nemo is named Bruce after it...
February 4, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Fun fact... the shark in Finding Nemo is named Bruce after it...
Reg Hollis actually made an arrest... (sort of). youtu.be/fjmahGVkFro?...
Jeff Stewart: Actor who played Reg Hollis in The Bill helps police arrest shoplifter (1) (UK)
YouTube video by Mark 1333
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February 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Reg Hollis actually made an arrest... (sort of). youtu.be/fjmahGVkFro?...
All levity aside... Thats Tony Scannell, in the 70's I went to primary school with a Sean Scannell, who always talked about his dad working on The Professionals... Now I had lost touch with Sean when Tony was in The Bill.
But yeah, looks like it wasn't a boast! ๐คฃ
But yeah, looks like it wasn't a boast! ๐คฃ
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 AM
All levity aside... Thats Tony Scannell, in the 70's I went to primary school with a Sean Scannell, who always talked about his dad working on The Professionals... Now I had lost touch with Sean when Tony was in The Bill.
But yeah, looks like it wasn't a boast! ๐คฃ
But yeah, looks like it wasn't a boast! ๐คฃ
What... Since Rishi suggested that he could bring back National Service while actively campaigning for a General Election in 2024. Surely that one deserves a mention?
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 AM
What... Since Rishi suggested that he could bring back National Service while actively campaigning for a General Election in 2024. Surely that one deserves a mention?
So it works?
February 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
So it works?
... which would actually be an improvement on a living Trump... but not by much...
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
... which would actually be an improvement on a living Trump... but not by much...
But definatly painful, not that he would be able to tell anyone... That would be nice.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
But definatly painful, not that he would be able to tell anyone... That would be nice.
Maybe call a live broadcast and stroke out in from of journalists, but do so in the exact same way he mocked Serge Kovaleski's disability so nobody thinks its actually out of character until its far too late.
That way he can be alive and locked inside a failing body to watch us dismantle his work.
That way he can be alive and locked inside a failing body to watch us dismantle his work.
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Maybe call a live broadcast and stroke out in from of journalists, but do so in the exact same way he mocked Serge Kovaleski's disability so nobody thinks its actually out of character until its far too late.
That way he can be alive and locked inside a failing body to watch us dismantle his work.
That way he can be alive and locked inside a failing body to watch us dismantle his work.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
What has Nigel Farage 'forgotton about' this week?
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
What has Nigel Farage 'forgotton about' this week?
but has been redacted like Voldemort's...
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
but has been redacted like Voldemort's...
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Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
I laughed. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I laughed. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
Oh no he didn't...
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Oh no he didn't...
Before y'all get too cocky... it does also mean 2x Friday 13th in Feb and March...
a person wearing a jason voorhees mask and black jacket
ALT: a person wearing a jason voorhees mask and black jacket
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Before y'all get too cocky... it does also mean 2x Friday 13th in Feb and March...
The only unusual thing is that its in THAT order...
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The only unusual thing is that its in THAT order...
Who do we need to nag to get an agreement that this is a regular feature?
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Who do we need to nag to get an agreement that this is a regular feature?
I somehow ended up in a conversation about Adam and Eve being white too over in the book of faces... Where 'contemporary art' was cited... (They meant Renaissance...) I dont beleive there to be any contemporary art from the creation... ๐คฃ
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I somehow ended up in a conversation about Adam and Eve being white too over in the book of faces... Where 'contemporary art' was cited... (They meant Renaissance...) I dont beleive there to be any contemporary art from the creation... ๐คฃ