Dani Brown
@danibrown.bsky.social
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Author/artist. Fuelled by showtunes and bad synthpop.
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Get your copy of Broccoli now. It’ll be the best thing you do today. If you are after a paperback, get it from Lulu because Amazon is a pain in the arse. Alternatively order direct from me.
Links to buy: danibrownqueenoffilth.weebly.com/broccoli.html
Promo graphic for Broccoli by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth, on the left is a vector rat, something with tentacles and a vector man puking. On the right is the front cover. Both are on a background of a close up of broccoli.
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Read something extreme this #Halloween

Stara must be the cruelest midwife that ever existed. Get your copy now from:
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Promo graphic for Stara by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the right with the words: “bathe in medical waste become immortal” floating above it in a yellow box. On the left, the words: “out now godless and Amazon” float in a yellow box. Dripping blood from the top covers everything.
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Take ket. Eat baboon brains. Burn it all.

Get your copy of Ketamine Addicted Pandas now!
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Promo graphic for Ketamine Addicted Pandas by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Cover on the left with flames and a pandas. The words: this book has it all, copious drug consumption, bad things happening to Nazis, orgies, church burnings, violence, black metal, techno, and lots and lots of blood shed, listed out on the right.
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Get All Saints Day now.

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Amazon: mybook.to/AllSaintsDay

#halloween #horror
Promo for All Saints Day by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the left with the words: the only way to kill a spider is with fire on the right. Everything floats on top of a Halloween themed background.
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I did want to wait until Saturday for this but now that my child has the virus, I thought I’d do everything I planned on doing Saturday morning now (except the chores, if I get sick, they’ll just have to wait a week).

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Crowfield
I did want to wait until Saturday morning to do this, but there are some super nasty viruses lurking around and my child was sent home from school with one today. I've used Dettol on nearly...
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How far would you go for social media fame? Lena is willing to go pretty far, but she doesn’t see the problem with that. Pick up your copy of Very Romantic. Very Necro. now! Only on godless godless.com/products/ver...
Front cover for Very Romantic. Very Necro. By Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Grave markers on top of a hill with a moon rising in the background but it is covered with multiple filters.
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Can you save Jo-Jo’s baby? Get Ghetto Super Skank now.
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#horror #bizarro #scifi
Graphic promo (not a very good one) for Ghetto Super Skank by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. On the left are vectors of a flying saucer, rat and baby - one after the other. The right hand side contains the book cover which is also rather shitty. The background features high rises or what yanks call skyscrapers.
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Larry and his garden gnomes want to spend some time with you. Help them defeat their rivals.

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Graphic promo for 50 Shades of Gnome by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the left and the words Larry Only Wanted to film himself sitting on his garden gnomes on the right in pink caps text. Everything is on a dark background. Queen of filth logo on the lower right hand side.
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As one of these final scenes in Crowfield is really disgusting, I thought you’d all like to check out Broccoli.
Links are at the top of the landing page.
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Graphic promo for Broccoli by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the left. Vectors of a rat, snail and man vomiting on the right. All on a background of a close up of broccoli.
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Become immortal by bathing in medical waste and be a super horrible midwife to acquire more medical waste.

Get your copy of Stara now!
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I will NOT have time to go to the Post Office this week.
Graphic promo for Stara by Dani Brown the Queen of filth, book cover on the right with the words “bathe in medical waste” floating above it in a yellow box. On the right the words, out now godless and Amazon. Are floating in a yellow box. Dark background with drips of blood coming down from the top.
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Is Hayden really communicating with Michael Jackson from beyond the grave, is he simply or crazy or is he just a toxic arsehole that fakes necromancy skills to manipulate his live in girlfriend?

Name Dropping with Hayden.
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Book cover for Name Dropping with Hayden by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Yellow and black text over abstract mould growths with vector maggots and cockroaches.
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The mornings are coming in cold and dark. Spiders are coming out of hiding and into the open. That means it is time to get ready for Halloween and defeat the space spiders disguised as dentists.

Get your copy of All Saints Day:
Amazon: mybook.to/AllSaintsDay
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Promo for All Saints Day by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the left with the words, “the only way to kill a spider is with fire” in a green caps font on the right. The background is halloween themed with sweets, eyeballs, rats, mummies and a jack-o’-lantern.
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Join DJ Donnie for 56 second of love/lust. Watch out for the flies though.

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Graphic promo for 56 Seconds by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Flies and bottled fog sit over the book cover on the left side (the cover is bright pink with the uni-pig logo) and the words love/lust gone in 56 seconds dead on the sheets and carried away by flies over the wifi in a text box on the right.
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Fun fact: when I was writing Ketamine Addicted Pandas, ket was seen as mostly harmless. Now, you can’t scroll headlines without a death or someone peeing out their bladder lining from using it.
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Amazon: mybook.to/KetPandas1
Promo graphic for Ketamine Addicted Pandas by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth with the book cover on the left and “this book has it all: copious drug consumption, bad things happening to Nazis, orgies, church burnings, violence, black metal, techno, and lots and lots of blood shed” written down the right.
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Larry only wanted to film himself sitting on his garden gnomes.

Get your very own copy of 50 Shades of Gnome only from godless now!

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Promo graphic for 50 Shades of Gnome by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the left with the words “Larry only wanted to film himself sitting on his garden gnomes.” On the right on a dark background.
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Ghetto Super Skank, or Jo-Jo as she’s named likes to chat to men online while her baby cries and old woman Mabel bangs on things.

Get your copy now:
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Amazon: mybook.to/GhettoSuperS...
Signed copies available (can’t post to the USA).
Promo graphic for Ghetto Super Skank by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the right with high wise towers on the left. Floating over the towers are vector graphics of a flying saucer, rat and swaddled baby.
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Read something sexy today. Love and lust twist through the bottled fog. Flies reanimate on the sticky dance floor.

Get your copy of 56 Seconds now.
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Amazon: mybook.to/56SecondsRei...
Promo graphic for 56 Seconds by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. The book cover is on the right with the words: love/lust gone in 56 seconds. Dead on the sheets and carried away by flies over the wifi. On the left. Fog/steam and flies sit on top of both.
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So no to Marmite. Get Satan’s Yeast Infection. Only on godless: godless.com/products/sat...

Butt Weasel thanks you.
Promo post for all 3 Satan’s Yeast Infection books by Dani Brown the Queen of filth. Top left has text: Get all 3! Only on godless.com. Top right has a jar of marmite being licked by a white ferret. The Queen of Filth logo (black on white pig with a unicorn horn) separates this from the bottom which includes the covers for all 3 Satan yeast infection books.
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Enjoy a free rejected story: danibrownqueenoffilth.weebly.com/chestersclou...

If you like Chester’s Cloudy Ice, check out the Stef and Tucker series.
The post includes two screenshots of the rejection letter for Chester’s Cloudy Ice. It is too long for alt text, however if you go to the website mentioned in the post, the rejection letter is on there and you can read it. The post includes two screenshots of the rejection letter for Chester’s Cloudy Ice. It is too long for alt text, however if you go to the website mentioned in the post, the rejection letter is on there and you can read it.
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Bathing in medical waste can result in immortality. But you must be careful.

Read Stara now.
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Amazon: mybook.to/StarabyDaniB...
Print copies are in stock.

I cannot post to the USA.
Promo graphic for Stara by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Book cover on the right under the words “bathe in medical waste, become immortal” with “out now. Godless and Amazon” on the left. Dripping blood runs from the top.
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Does Hayden really believe that Michael Jackson is communicating to him from beyond the grave or is he being manipulative? Find out in Name Dropping with Hayden.
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Amazon: mybook.to/namedropping...
The front cover for Name Dropping with Hayden by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth
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Pumpkin Spice is in the air. Spooky Season approaches. Have you ever wondered what happens the day after Halloween? Look no further than All Saints Day.

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Amazon: mybook.to/AllSaintsDay
Promo graphic for All Saints Day by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth, book cover on the left, the words “the only way to kill a spider is with fire” on the right, over a Halloween themed background.
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This Pumpkin Spice season, get The Midnight Pumpkin F***er and help Trevor escape his two ugly step brothers to get to the Halloween Ball. Only on godless godless.com/products/the...
The cover for The Midnight Pumpkin Fucker by Dani Brown the Queen of Filth. Includes a massive hand drawn pumpkin in the centre with vines, leaves and flowers on a blue and purple background.
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This is the story of how Marcy dies. It is my most extreme but you will need to make it to the end to get the entire story.

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See what you’re in for:
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Promo graphic for Strip/Becoming by Dani Brown. Bookcover on the left with the words this is the story of how Marcy died on the right.