Well it’s been swell but the swellings gone down. Back to reality now.
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Well it’s been swell but the swellings gone down. Back to reality now.
I suppose I should get up and go get a Bloody Mary or something.
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I suppose I should get up and go get a Bloody Mary or something.
Still pretty much drunk. Also feeling incredibly horny.
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Still pretty much drunk. Also feeling incredibly horny.
Feeling cute and heading out for manhattans!
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Feeling cute and heading out for manhattans!
Regretting agreeing to work today. Hopefully it’ll be a quick shift!
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Regretting agreeing to work today. Hopefully it’ll be a quick shift!
Cut my hair earlier and I may have cut it a tad short.
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Cut my hair earlier and I may have cut it a tad short.
I love getting free bourbon with my beer. It just makes the day better.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love getting free bourbon with my beer. It just makes the day better.
No hot boys have kissed me. Y’all failed.
December 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No hot boys have kissed me. Y’all failed.
Is it wrong that I’m watching WandaVision again?
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Is it wrong that I’m watching WandaVision again?
Can’t believe I posted a video of my voice. I’m growing as a person. Or the 4 shots of bourbon definitely took part.
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Can’t believe I posted a video of my voice. I’m growing as a person. Or the 4 shots of bourbon definitely took part.
So yeah because he’s sweet to me @mattcreed.uk there ya go.
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So yeah because he’s sweet to me @mattcreed.uk there ya go.
Tempted to do the voice reveal thing but also hate my voice and my weird accent.
December 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tempted to do the voice reveal thing but also hate my voice and my weird accent.
Work was hella busy today. I need bourbon. And a hot boy to kiss.
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Work was hella busy today. I need bourbon. And a hot boy to kiss.
Bumbled into my ex tonight. Can’t tell if I wanna kill myself or start a war.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bumbled into my ex tonight. Can’t tell if I wanna kill myself or start a war.
A little darker than I intended but I think it’ll lighten after a few washes.
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A little darker than I intended but I think it’ll lighten after a few washes.
Hair dye didn’t work. Emergency supplies have been purchased to fix this.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hair dye didn’t work. Emergency supplies have been purchased to fix this.
Morning mimosas lead to dying hair with questionable looking dye.
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Morning mimosas lead to dying hair with questionable looking dye.
I am so full. I’m not even being dirty for once. So much food for just me. I’ll be eating this for the next couple of days.
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am so full. I’m not even being dirty for once. So much food for just me. I’ll be eating this for the next couple of days.
Everything prepped and turkey in the oven. I can relax for two hours now.
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Everything prepped and turkey in the oven. I can relax for two hours now.
I’ve had two giant mimosas. Today is alright.
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’ve had two giant mimosas. Today is alright.
How I’m turning up to the BlueSky Christmas party.
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How I’m turning up to the BlueSky Christmas party.
I love my best friend more than life itself but I hate that he has a late December birthday. It’s chaos in the shops. People really lose all sense of decency this time of year!
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I love my best friend more than life itself but I hate that he has a late December birthday. It’s chaos in the shops. People really lose all sense of decency this time of year!
Have to go into town to shop for a birthday present. I maybe will need a couple of shots of bourbon to survive this.
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Have to go into town to shop for a birthday present. I maybe will need a couple of shots of bourbon to survive this.
Can’t believe I got today’s Wordle in three guesses.
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Can’t believe I got today’s Wordle in three guesses.