They should invent a Cheesecake Factory that doesn’t have the noise level of a sporting event for us overstimulated girlies.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
They should invent a Cheesecake Factory that doesn’t have the noise level of a sporting event for us overstimulated girlies.
The snow hasn’t even started and I’m already talking to myself
January 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The snow hasn’t even started and I’m already talking to myself
So much went wrong in my life in 2025, I could write a book about it. If I was good at writing, that is.
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
So much went wrong in my life in 2025, I could write a book about it. If I was good at writing, that is.
Javert needs to get a life (meant to post this in 1862, sorry)
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Javert needs to get a life (meant to post this in 1862, sorry)
Had multiple dreams about Josh O’Connor last night 😞
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Had multiple dreams about Josh O’Connor last night 😞
accepting that I will not be receiving the $100 Lego Gizmo for Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
accepting that I will not be receiving the $100 Lego Gizmo for Christmas
neighbors prob wondering why there’s a maniacal laughter coming from my apartment the last 2 evenings and it’s just me watching Josh O’Connor videos on YouTube
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
neighbors prob wondering why there’s a maniacal laughter coming from my apartment the last 2 evenings and it’s just me watching Josh O’Connor videos on YouTube
I could not be less in the christmas mood, I actually want to take my tree down right now
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I could not be less in the christmas mood, I actually want to take my tree down right now
same tho
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
same tho
I hate twitter more and more every day but we don’t get gems like this on Bluesky.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I hate twitter more and more every day but we don’t get gems like this on Bluesky.
Googling Kelly Reichardt’s height to get a general idea of what I’d look like next to Josh O’Connor
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Googling Kelly Reichardt’s height to get a general idea of what I’d look like next to Josh O’Connor
personal news: I got bangs
a man in a blonde wig is talking about getting bangs .
ALT: a man in a blonde wig is talking about getting bangs .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
personal news: I got bangs
Jeremy Strong play a fictional character again challenge
September 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Jeremy Strong play a fictional character again challenge
How I imagine my neighbor on the other side of my bedroom wall looked when they likely heard me belting TS Sparks Fly at 4am and then Better Man at 5:45am
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
How I imagine my neighbor on the other side of my bedroom wall looked when they likely heard me belting TS Sparks Fly at 4am and then Better Man at 5:45am
As if things aren’t bad enough, Burger King is out of chicken fries today
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
As if things aren’t bad enough, Burger King is out of chicken fries today
Thinking about suing the manufacturers of Vraylar
September 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thinking about suing the manufacturers of Vraylar
Just me and my bread against the world
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just me and my bread against the world
Got this text from an LA area code…no idea who but I hope it was Noah Wyle
September 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Got this text from an LA area code…no idea who but I hope it was Noah Wyle
I want to go shopping at Michael’s with Conrad Fisher
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I want to go shopping at Michael’s with Conrad Fisher
I’ve hit a new low*
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
August 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’ve hit a new low*
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
Anyone who has even a modicum of interest or amusement about this thing has a brain disorder and should seek medical attention immediately.
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
July 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Anyone who has even a modicum of interest or amusement about this thing has a brain disorder and should seek medical attention immediately.
Found an angry email I sent to David Zaslav (CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery) two years ago .
July 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Found an angry email I sent to David Zaslav (CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery) two years ago .