Daniel Spenser
@danielspenser.bsky.social
Cartoons, graphics, comedy stuff for TV. Write jokes. I also make music and I'm sorry.
https://danielspenser.com/
https://danielspenser.com/
I am Jim Fingerling perhaps you have heard of my potatoes.
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I am Jim Fingerling perhaps you have heard of my potatoes.
No I'm not "in therapy" I'm "donating my brain to science"
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No I'm not "in therapy" I'm "donating my brain to science"
Paparazzi bombarding RFK Jr.: "MR. JUNIOR, MR. JUNIOR, IS IT TRUE YOU DID IT ALL FOR THE NUZZI? MR. JUNIOR!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Paparazzi bombarding RFK Jr.: "MR. JUNIOR, MR. JUNIOR, IS IT TRUE YOU DID IT ALL FOR THE NUZZI? MR. JUNIOR!"
Food and trucks, finally teaming up!
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Food and trucks, finally teaming up!
Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes
Give me your clothes, you're the younger man
Give me your clothes tonight
I am old and I no longer like my clothes
So give me your younger man clothes
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes
Give me your clothes, you're the younger man
Give me your clothes tonight
I am old and I no longer like my clothes
So give me your younger man clothes
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes
Give me your clothes, you're the younger man
Give me your clothes tonight
I am old and I no longer like my clothes
So give me your younger man clothes
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes
Give me your clothes, you're the younger man
Give me your clothes tonight
I am old and I no longer like my clothes
So give me your younger man clothes
He said the thing!!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
He said the thing!!!
Robot: {being carried away} "WHICH. ONE. OF. US... IS.THE. REAL... ROBOT???"
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Robot: {being carried away} "WHICH. ONE. OF. US... IS.THE. REAL... ROBOT???"
Slow pouring my tap water like some kind of faucet barista.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Slow pouring my tap water like some kind of faucet barista.
I was hired to write the theme song for Pluribus but I got fired after I sent in a recording of me yelling the word "Pluribus" over Van Halen's "Panama."
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I was hired to write the theme song for Pluribus but I got fired after I sent in a recording of me yelling the word "Pluribus" over Van Halen's "Panama."
Taking a bite of regular corn and letting out a deep sigh as I stare longingly at the framed photo of candy corn that rests on my mantle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Taking a bite of regular corn and letting out a deep sigh as I stare longingly at the framed photo of candy corn that rests on my mantle.
Happy anniversary to my worm costume
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy anniversary to my worm costume
Here is an article I wrote about being a ghost. Read if ye dare.
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
Twelve Things They Don’t Tell You About Being A Ghostly Ghoul
Hello and boo. My name is Scary Larry and– as you can probably tell from my attire– I am a ghost.
danielspenser.medium.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here is an article I wrote about being a ghost. Read if ye dare.
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
danielspenser.medium.com/twelve-thing...
The real Halloween decorations were inside us the whole time (skeletons)
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The real Halloween decorations were inside us the whole time (skeletons)
Imagine going in a mansion and it is a haunted mansion. Truly a gift of the magi.
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Imagine going in a mansion and it is a haunted mansion. Truly a gift of the magi.
{"Glycerine" voice}
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
{"Glycerine" voice}
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
🎵Don't let the daaaays go byyyyy
Mr. Bean🎵
Showcase your love of shirts with these shirts I sell... AND MORE!
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daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Showcase your love of shirts with these shirts I sell... AND MORE!
daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
daniel-spenser-shop.fourthwall.com
Tron: Ares promises the franchise's biggest Tron yet - over ten feet!
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Tron: Ares promises the franchise's biggest Tron yet - over ten feet!
the Doc Ock hospital scene from Spider-Man 2 but it's just wood.
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the Doc Ock hospital scene from Spider-Man 2 but it's just wood.
Kid: "One ticket to the G-rated movie, please."
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Kid: "One ticket to the G-rated movie, please."
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
Cashier: "Sure thing, kid, that'll be- Heyyy, you're not half a guy in a regular coat are you?"
I only shoot on film (the film that appears when you leave pudding out too long)
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I only shoot on film (the film that appears when you leave pudding out too long)
CANDY AND CORN TEAMING UP TOGETHER AT LAST
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
CANDY AND CORN TEAMING UP TOGETHER AT LAST
Come on down to Richard's Orchard where your first Richard's Orchard Order will be borchard porch dorched oh norch I cantch stornch
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Come on down to Richard's Orchard where your first Richard's Orchard Order will be borchard porch dorched oh norch I cantch stornch
I have so many files on my computer, I'm a real filephile.
October 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have so many files on my computer, I'm a real filephile.
Aside from being AI, Tilly Norwood is a nepo-baby. Her dad was one of the computers in The Social Network.
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Aside from being AI, Tilly Norwood is a nepo-baby. Her dad was one of the computers in The Social Network.
Oh yeah, how about you say that to my face? Say that in my face. Say it right in my face at my nose. Say it in my nose. Come over here and say that into my nose if you're so tough. Scream it into one of my nose holes, big shot.
October 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh yeah, how about you say that to my face? Say that in my face. Say it right in my face at my nose. Say it in my nose. Come over here and say that into my nose if you're so tough. Scream it into one of my nose holes, big shot.