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Danny
@danielswhi.bsky.social
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Dog lover. Ginger. Chubster.
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Im fat. I have a cock. Its Friday.

Its #fcf #fatcockfriday
Have a look through. Hes an archer and a pole dancer. Just... damn
I have such a crush on this guy...
Anyone for fruit salad?
Sat in a cafe for lunch, and a guy on a table not far away decided to belch REALLY loud (my boots rattled) and then, loudly, ring someone (his mother, I think?) and say "OH finally off the shitter, are you?"

The looks of disgust from me and all other patrons didnt even register.

Vile creature.
I dont know why... but Alexander skaarsgard should play Captain Shon. I just... I feel it.
Ohmygod i just found some old tiktok videos i did during lockdown!
My night: clothes off. Fire on. Netflix.
They are, im meh haha
Post a picture of you and your child(ren)
Huh I can see that. Just... less clothes.
Friends: "Do you want to do 'X'?"

Me: "no."

Friends: "what about 'Y'?"

Me: "no."

Friends: "okay, so... 'Z'?"

Me: "listen, I was a cesarean section baby. I didn't want to come out then and I don't want to go out now."
Single? Probably 3 years since last boyfriend but he was a minor one. Since the last major relationship, 6 years
Being single for so long is hell, because I get asked if i'm seeing anyone and my thoughts go...

"Do you mean a therapist? A boyfriend? Or the ghosts of victorian posh ladies?"
My last boyfriend was an actor, but not a very good one.

The best thing he'd ever been in was... well, me! And even then his performance was lack luster.
a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
ALT: a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
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Bed. Rum. No work tomorrow 😂
Disgusting, the both of you. Show some decorum. How gro - yeah okay so did I.