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Daniel
@danielurb01.bsky.social
· Nov 18
*chimp noise*
Fell asleep at 6pm and I just woke up man wtf
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Fell asleep at 6pm and I just woke up man wtf
IM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THANKSGIVING ‼️‼️‼️ GONNA SPEND MY WHOLE DAY AT VARIOUS MOVIE THEATERS AND THEN MAKE MY DINNER WHEN I GET HOME‼️‼️ YESSSSS
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
IM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THANKSGIVING ‼️‼️‼️ GONNA SPEND MY WHOLE DAY AT VARIOUS MOVIE THEATERS AND THEN MAKE MY DINNER WHEN I GET HOME‼️‼️ YESSSSS
Boss says I’m in charge of 2 interviews tomorrow at work…
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Boss says I’m in charge of 2 interviews tomorrow at work…
Out of my way single mother with a stroller with 2 kids! I’m EXHAUSTED from commuting to the movie theater, waiting in line for snacks, watching a movie and going back home. That seat is MINE as I write my letterboxd review
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Out of my way single mother with a stroller with 2 kids! I’m EXHAUSTED from commuting to the movie theater, waiting in line for snacks, watching a movie and going back home. That seat is MINE as I write my letterboxd review
There was a scene that genuinely made me go like this omg this movie would be so cool in the next Kingdom hearts
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There was a scene that genuinely made me go like this omg this movie would be so cool in the next Kingdom hearts
On my way to go see Zootopia 2…
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
On my way to go see Zootopia 2…
In 2026, we are leaving the words “Vintage”, “Y2K”, “Thrifted” AND “Performative” behind
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In 2026, we are leaving the words “Vintage”, “Y2K”, “Thrifted” AND “Performative” behind
Bruh I know a guy who knew Epstein personally in the 90s and even that dude is saying Trump is 100% on the list lmfao. But the crazier thing to me is the fact that Epstein may have been a regular at my job in the 90s because my boss said his old apartment was located a block away
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Bruh I know a guy who knew Epstein personally in the 90s and even that dude is saying Trump is 100% on the list lmfao. But the crazier thing to me is the fact that Epstein may have been a regular at my job in the 90s because my boss said his old apartment was located a block away
“Yo Caesar, we’ve been gambling all day at this casino, let’s go home now!”
My friend Caesar:
My friend Caesar:
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“Yo Caesar, we’ve been gambling all day at this casino, let’s go home now!”
My friend Caesar:
My friend Caesar:
Just seen this movie for the first time. Funny as hell. Josh Hartnett must have studied bugs bunny cartoons because there’s no way a human can get out of the predicaments he was able to get out of like that 😭😭😭 LMAO
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just seen this movie for the first time. Funny as hell. Josh Hartnett must have studied bugs bunny cartoons because there’s no way a human can get out of the predicaments he was able to get out of like that 😭😭😭 LMAO
Me 5 minutes into the Gamblers Anonymous meeting trying to convince everyone to hit the Casino
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me 5 minutes into the Gamblers Anonymous meeting trying to convince everyone to hit the Casino
This is crazy. Like imagine being an animal at the zoo and 4,980 people walk to your enclosure to check you out
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is crazy. Like imagine being an animal at the zoo and 4,980 people walk to your enclosure to check you out
All the White Supremacy and MAGA accounts on Twitter being outed as “Account Based in India” with Elon Musk’s new update
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
All the White Supremacy and MAGA accounts on Twitter being outed as “Account Based in India” with Elon Musk’s new update
Me hyping up my friends before we enter the casino with our rent money
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me hyping up my friends before we enter the casino with our rent money
Handing this out to people at my job as a threat…Rick is so scared lmao…
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Handing this out to people at my job as a threat…Rick is so scared lmao…
Thank you to Elon musk for being so stupid that all of Twitter now knows that Israel owns the US Homeland Security account because of his new update 😭😭😭 America is an occupied country
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Thank you to Elon musk for being so stupid that all of Twitter now knows that Israel owns the US Homeland Security account because of his new update 😭😭😭 America is an occupied country
When my wife threatens to call Mr.Casino and Mr.Beer to deny me entry to the casino and bar because I refused to eat the green vegetables she made me for a “healthier diet”
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When my wife threatens to call Mr.Casino and Mr.Beer to deny me entry to the casino and bar because I refused to eat the green vegetables she made me for a “healthier diet”
🎶Soon I’ll be up there🎶
🎶The one and only true God🎶
🎶No more playing house, once they’re devout, I won’t need a squad🎶
🎶Climb the stairway up to heaven live on every TV🎶
🎶Always knew the guy they’re praying to was gonna be ME 🎶
🎶The one and only true God🎶
🎶No more playing house, once they’re devout, I won’t need a squad🎶
🎶Climb the stairway up to heaven live on every TV🎶
🎶Always knew the guy they’re praying to was gonna be ME 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
🎶Soon I’ll be up there🎶
🎶The one and only true God🎶
🎶No more playing house, once they’re devout, I won’t need a squad🎶
🎶Climb the stairway up to heaven live on every TV🎶
🎶Always knew the guy they’re praying to was gonna be ME 🎶
🎶The one and only true God🎶
🎶No more playing house, once they’re devout, I won’t need a squad🎶
🎶Climb the stairway up to heaven live on every TV🎶
🎶Always knew the guy they’re praying to was gonna be ME 🎶
When my kids want to enter the arcade with me (the casino) but I leave them in the 200°F hot car instead
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When my kids want to enter the arcade with me (the casino) but I leave them in the 200°F hot car instead
Me walking past the homeless veteran outside the 7/11 with $275.62 worth of alcohol after saying I didn’t have any money
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me walking past the homeless veteran outside the 7/11 with $275.62 worth of alcohol after saying I didn’t have any money
Screw it. Imma use bluesky to meme post now too!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Screw it. Imma use bluesky to meme post now too!!
I don’t like the idea of 2 baby strollers being inside my job at the same time
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don’t like the idea of 2 baby strollers being inside my job at the same time
Everyone went away for thanksgiving for some reason…it’s so EMPTY
a baby yoda looks out from behind a metal ring
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November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everyone went away for thanksgiving for some reason…it’s so EMPTY
Wait this is theoretically how I win the turf war in the underground scene of nyc that I got roped into….
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November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Wait this is theoretically how I win the turf war in the underground scene of nyc that I got roped into….