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@dansplainer.bsky.social

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the gregg popovich of bluesky process truster #coys https://x.com/Dansplainer

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dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · May 13

get a load of this

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Oct 2

saw a banana type car today and found out it has a very detailed backstory

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 24

gaming needs more jackblack-types

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 14

buddy that's what you think, wait until my big google doc on your ass drops

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 10

hey man.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 10

I understand things are emotional right now, and there's a lot of details we still don't know, and the outcome isn't even totally sure just yet. But that's no reason to rush to judgment. Before everyone completely overreacts we need to see how Josh Giddey's contract impacts the next Bulls season

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Marie 👑 @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · Sep 10

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 10

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 10

if anyone else i know would like to have an nyc wedding so i can hang out there and buy toys for a few days please feel free

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 10

two incredible pictures

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ravi @goomvi.online · Sep 9

I went to go look up what the picture I took looked like (post-half yard of beer) and

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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · Sep 6

cant even check bsky at the yard house

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 9

jayson tatum is basically not good at anything

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ravi @goomvi.online · Sep 9

still thinking about how I had to tie dan’s tie for him and had to re-tie noa’s because the jayson tatum tutorial fucked their shit up

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 8

elder scrolls NPC voice i hear breezewood is great this time of year

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 8

the minute you suggested the hats we locked in to a degree previously impossible

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Sep 7

this dude is married

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 29

that professional probably doesn't know shit about large sandwiches, pretty unprofessional to me

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 26

free him

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Lina @stereoproject.bsky.social · Aug 24

npc in pokemon blue calling technology incredible but with a speech bubble underneath him instead

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 24

youre doing great

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 24

not me though, right? you'd never consider me riggling, right?

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👜 @drain.bsky.social · Aug 19

dan and i learned about this on call while watching the naked gun 2 1/2 cause i thought one random dude during a scene looked like him

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 19

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 19

yup

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 19

dan @dansplainer.bsky.social · Aug 19

ive also considered this a bit