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it is pretty funny how it's being parroted that venezuelans are celebrating and then they show footage from miami where historically very sane and altruistic people live
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
it is pretty funny how it's being parroted that venezuelans are celebrating and then they show footage from miami where historically very sane and altruistic people live
sooooo annoying that everything is the absolute worst and we can't just give up or die because then they win
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
sooooo annoying that everything is the absolute worst and we can't just give up or die because then they win
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
it's over.
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's over.
been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it
everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore
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Y'ALL
they should make a movie about a remote that can pause, rewind etc. time and it should star adam sandler #ideas
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Y'ALL
i'm really proud of tinkle. can we get tinkle viral in the blueniverse?
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i'm really proud of tinkle. can we get tinkle viral in the blueniverse?
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
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literally no one on this website has posted about the guys that left faze clan and it's such a funny indicator of the demographics between this and twitter
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
literally no one on this website has posted about the guys that left faze clan and it's such a funny indicator of the demographics between this and twitter
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Ralph McQuarrie, 1981.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ralph McQuarrie, 1981.
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for all my bluesky newbies here's a bit of a tip from an elder
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
for all my bluesky newbies here's a bit of a tip from an elder
imagine if indie video game blue prince was called blue grinch instead. think about it
December 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
imagine if indie video game blue prince was called blue grinch instead. think about it
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December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
my 10 point streak remains unbroken btw
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my 10 point streak remains unbroken btw
pat spencer is the greatest spencer in hoops since the legend spencer hawes
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
pat spencer is the greatest spencer in hoops since the legend spencer hawes