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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
it's over.
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's over.
been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it
everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore
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Y'ALL
they should make a movie about a remote that can pause, rewind etc. time and it should star adam sandler #ideas
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Y'ALL
i'm really proud of tinkle. can we get tinkle viral in the blueniverse?
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i'm really proud of tinkle. can we get tinkle viral in the blueniverse?
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
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literally no one on this website has posted about the guys that left faze clan and it's such a funny indicator of the demographics between this and twitter
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
literally no one on this website has posted about the guys that left faze clan and it's such a funny indicator of the demographics between this and twitter
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Ralph McQuarrie, 1981.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ralph McQuarrie, 1981.
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for all my bluesky newbies here's a bit of a tip from an elder
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
for all my bluesky newbies here's a bit of a tip from an elder
imagine if indie video game blue prince was called blue grinch instead. think about it
December 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
imagine if indie video game blue prince was called blue grinch instead. think about it
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December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
my 10 point streak remains unbroken btw
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my 10 point streak remains unbroken btw
pat spencer is the greatest spencer in hoops since the legend spencer hawes
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
pat spencer is the greatest spencer in hoops since the legend spencer hawes
this is who i am now btw
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
this is who i am now btw
funny meme i just saw 👇
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
funny meme i just saw 👇