dan
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ive been in this league for 10 years clawing my way to the top im drafting epstein if he will win me games
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
ive been in this league for 10 years clawing my way to the top im drafting epstein if he will win me games
i ❤️ fantasy basketball
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i ❤️ fantasy basketball
ringo starr would be a beautiful name for a jrpg protagonist
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
ringo starr would be a beautiful name for a jrpg protagonist
it is pretty funny how it's being parroted that venezuelans are celebrating and then they show footage from miami where historically very sane and altruistic people live
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
it is pretty funny how it's being parroted that venezuelans are celebrating and then they show footage from miami where historically very sane and altruistic people live
sooooo annoying that everything is the absolute worst and we can't just give up or die because then they win
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
sooooo annoying that everything is the absolute worst and we can't just give up or die because then they win
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
it's over.
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's over.
its like flipping a switch
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
its like flipping a switch
been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
been playing a lot of megabonk and i'm like 5 hours of playtime away from taking it very personally that northernlion refused to stream it
it might be the exact opposite of woke this time
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
it might be the exact opposite of woke this time
thank god you had me worried for a second
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
thank god you had me worried for a second
i like playing with toys and watching movies.
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i like playing with toys and watching movies.
everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
everything i post on twitter gets sent to the fyp and i am thrown to the fucking wolves is it safe here or is nowhere safe anymore
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Y'ALL
they should make a movie about a remote that can pause, rewind etc. time and it should star adam sandler #ideas
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Y'ALL
i'm really proud of tinkle. can we get tinkle viral in the blueniverse?
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i'm really proud of tinkle. can we get tinkle viral in the blueniverse?
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
guy who believes tingle from zelda is named tinkle: my favorite zelda character is probably tinkle
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ok well i jumped the gun and now wlw christmas has been ruined
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ok well i jumped the gun and now wlw christmas has been ruined
great idea let's do this
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
great idea let's do this