danthedazzler.bsky.social
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Right what fucking genius decided the first Ashes test should start at 2:30am

I was planning to watch the first hour ffs
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Put the Dua Lipa Derby on before the darts
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Littler is properly rattled here
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is a fantastic game of darts
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Two player of the match awards handed out in the space of 5 seconds and neither of them come close to being player of the match
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Jesus Christ that lump on Awujo’s head is worrying
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why does Phil Ellis suddenly look like Human Shrek from Shrek 2
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Got a free trial of Apple TV and they make some absolutely sensational stuff.

Real highlight is the crème de la creme of British tv folk who you absolutely know but don’t remember the name of cutting about with knights and dames
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Proper BDO stuff from Aspinall
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ruben Dias has such a weird accent wtf
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Treaty of London at work.

When was that last called upon? Oh…
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Love Van Dijk. Best there’s ever been
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think Gary Neville is the only person in the world who thinks that wasn’t offside
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Michael Smith is miles away from his best but it’s lovely to see him playing
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Brobbey has been Arsenals best player
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That Ballard goal is Maguire-esque
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Only Arteta could think that’s a penalty
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Speaking of bottlers, Oscar Piastri
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Get fucked bottlers
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
At least Mbuemo’s AFCON is largely dependent on Andre Onana. Shouldn’t be gone for long.
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Very good performance that from Dorgu. Always hilarious to see the people who’s mind is made up before kickoff try to push a narrative despite actual showing
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thank fuck Richardson played that to Johnson
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Surprised that prick hasn’t flagged for offside the second Mbuemo touched it again
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Every time one of the Fletcher twins gets called into the United squad I have to google whether it’s the English one or the Scottish one
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I might detest his sport, but Joe Marler fully deserves the national treasure status this has earned him
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM