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Dario!
@dariomouse.bsky.social
Cartoon mouseballoon. Keep away from sharp objects. Patch kit included. Masterdeflator. Not to be used as a life saving device. Rated PG-13 for toony innuendo. Totally innocent 😇🐭🎈
Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Seahawks have the hottest mascot in the NFL, not gonna lie..

…he can “help” deflate me by poking me with his beak

😳🐭🎈
a mascot wearing a seahawks jersey writes the word hell on a white board
ALT: a mascot wearing a seahawks jersey writes the word hell on a white board
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February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Time for the Downhill Sledding portion of the #SqueakySaturday Winter Games! Glad Rawr was able to "borrow" protective eyewear.

Heehee.. figure I'd pull out this classic for the occasion.

🎨 @actionmartini.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Ok, Prisencolinensinainciusol being played at the Winter Olympics opening ceremonies was by far the best moment.. straight up died when it came on 🤣🐭🎈
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Just a -little- disappointed Mariah didn’t end her performance at the Winter Olympics opening ceremonies with 🎶 …and all I want for Christmas is youuuuu! 🎶

Heeheehee
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Commission for [97] (105) Ronin and Dario - Full detailed

Ronin's enjoyment in bed, with a big inflatable Dario
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Commission [98] (106) for Treble and Dario - Cel shading

Treble the malatoot knows what Dario the mouse balloon enjoys doing
Deflating, probably
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Rrrrrrk! Crrrrk! Squeeeeeak!

…heehee not the quietest mouse

😳🐭❤️🎈

What would you do if you had this kind of “rodent problem?

Caught on #HumpDay by @jacfox.bsky.social ✏️
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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@dariomouse.bsky.social should watch what he says.....wouldn't want to have another "unfortunate lightpost mishap" again.....heheheh

(done the other day teasing him lol)
February 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I love how pooltoy’s smiles seem to get bigger when you ride them, and even more so when you bounce..

…almost as if they’re loving it and egging you on for more

Heehee.. #SqueakySaturday
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
…with that being said, you can fill your cookie jar with thin mints, close the lid, and “trap” me in there.

Bonus points, I’ll smell good when you pull me out of there!
Did you really think I’d fall for the piece of cheese being served on a wood plank with dangerous metal all over it that’s clearly not in the kitchen?

…also it smells like the pesticide aisle
of the Ace Hardware where I had bird seed bag take-out for dinner last night.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Did you really think I’d fall for the piece of cheese being served on a wood plank with dangerous metal all over it that’s clearly not in the kitchen?

…also it smells like the pesticide aisle
of the Ace Hardware where I had bird seed bag take-out for dinner last night.
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Mind if I give your dragon a #Humpday bounce?

😇🐭
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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More Binx!
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
My squirrel-friend neighbor apparently didn’t want the grass or the shade..

Heehee! 🐿️🐾🌨️
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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you're tellin' me. <.<
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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It's deeper than they said. >.>
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Please let this be the year of the inflatable/parade balloon Yoshi
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Filling myself with hot water was just a temporary fix...

🐭🎈🧊

🎨 @scottcalico.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I do love the sound of sleet..

*..giggles ticklishly as it pitter patters on his balloonie nose*
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Psssst, hey! Let’s go sledding!
Well, at least SOMEBODY is enjoying the snow~
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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It's difficult to knock on the door when your paws are this squeaky haha!~

...p-please let me in? Its freezing... 🐁💧
January 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Well, at least SOMEBODY is enjoying the snow~
January 24, 2026 at 6:56 PM