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Hungry Cryptid

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 4h

this fucking randomizer is mocking me
QUADRAXIS IS DEAD, HOURS LATER, NO MISSILES

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 1d

Recently been getting really into Metroid Prime randomizers and I actually managed to finish my first one! It was a moderate difficulty preset for Prime 1 and I got it done in 3 hours, lots of fun.
I'm curious if anyone would be interested in a multiworld at some point...

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That Gaudy Fox @dusklightdemon.bsky.social · 3d

Rent is due in two days and I'm still about $850 short of making ends meet.

Still stuck in limbo on the EBT card front, and I just polished off the last of the "Make Due" pizza yesterday, which means I'm back to no food left again.

Any help is MAJORLY appreciated, even if all you can do is repost.

That Gaudy Fox @dusklightdemon.bsky.social · 8d

With the government shutdown being in effect, being unaware as to how that's going to slow down the process on my disability stuff and my next doctor's appointment a couple weeks out, I really need help making rent work for this month...

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

By the way, if I already owe you something, I'm working today and should have the smaller things (such as yappers) done by today.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, lovely. Had $100 stripped from me because I forgot to turn in keys when we were moving out from my apartment.
Technically it meant I was "still living there" and they charged for the whole day.
Soooooooooo anyone wanna buy some stickers from me? Example pack below. It'd be $25 a sticker.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

EEP

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

yeah you really should

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

I love silly villain characters so much

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 4d

Psssst

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 4d

Gonna be real.
Buy the corporate furry merch if you really want to. I'm sure we all do a little of that all the time anyway.
But do please strongly consider seeking a store run by actual furry artists. You'd support people that really need it, not people in suits.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 4d

That and then some, probably.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 5d

ARE THEY THE FRIENDLY KIND AT LEAST

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 8d

Oh theyre really handsome oh no

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 8d

it's my cat's birthday, say happy birthday to Bit

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 9d

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 10d

Be aware he'll eat'cha afterwards.
Break ya down into some smooth belly fat once you're cream-filled.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 10d

In the mood to have Tenebris FUCK someone.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 12d

Whoops, fixed.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 12d

Hmmmmmm this could be arranged.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 12d

I'm at least $50 short on rent so PLEASE PLEASE take a couple if you can!!

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · Jul 28

HEY friends so I'm in a BAD SPOT and need money fast to make rent this month, so I'm selling YAPPERS!

Come and get 'em, $25 each! You'll receive an animated 32x32 sprite that's perfect for Discord, with alternate scaling as requested! So DM me if you're interested!