Getting old is realizing that the DJ at the bar can't compete with the banger playlist at Winn-Dixie.

Well gang, unfortunately, I wasn't selected to become the new #Disney CEO. Apparently, they wanted someone with actual experience. Which is wild because we have #DonaldTrump in office—so I just assumed qualifications for the position was based on vibe checks.

If you guys are impressed with Justin Beiber performing in his boxers at the #Grammys, you should hear me performing naked in the shower.

Hard to believe Nicki Minaj had time to tweet all this while she's been busy sucking Donald Trump's dick and paying him $5M to do so. But that doesn't surprise me. She does have a thing for pedos. #Grammys #NickiMinaj

The way MAGA is trying to sell Melania as a success is impressive. I haven’t seen this level of delusion since “masks cut off blood and oxygen to the brain”. #Melania #FilmSky📽

White House aides trying to force people to watch the new Melania documentary.

#Melania #FilmSky📽

Just joined Bluesky! Give me a follow so you can say you were there before I got shadowbanned.

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