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Julie (she/her)

@darkhumorgirl.bsky.social

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Horror lover, fiber artist, pet enthusiast, tarot dabbler https://linktr.ee/darkhumorgirl?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=29e2170b-b10b-4766-9fb8-63ec1ede04ba

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6h

I wonder if it's service industry folks of a certain age that feel this way? Breaking up bill bundles when you don't need to should mean jail time

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6h

It's honestly a good test for attention to detail

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6h

I know! Like are we just animals now? Nothing matters at all anymore??

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6h

My two most boomer takes right now are:
1. No one "faces" cash anymore and I know it doesn't change anything but I hate it
2. No one knows how to properly bag groceries anymore. And yes, I'd much rather just do it myself but sometimes it would be awkward to insist

Grandma Gripes

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 6h

Next episode of the show is on V/H/S/HALLOWEEN & we'll have line producer Johnny Starke on the pod to share some stories about making it, plus how he got into horror as part of The Gate. Just a week away!

a black background with red letters that say his

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 10h

Get ready for the weekend with a rerun of our list of suggested vampire films! So much blood sucking goodness!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Engaging in things that bring you joy and keeping community ties is resistance. It feels small but if we let them take it from us what is the point of anything?

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 1d

What's scarier than a masked maniac? How about 16 masked maniacs! Here are some suggestions to keep you creeped out by the faces you can't see!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 1d

The boys need to look sharp!!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 2d

The man has been here a month and has apparently been telling people he can't see what I've been doing all this time

a woman wearing a purple hoodie and hoop earrings is saying hold my earrings .

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 2d

Having to face off against a vile misogynist on behalf of my greatest work enemy on my way out the door is my martyr moment. How do you say "you just messed with the wrong 6 foot (5'11") bitch!" professionally?

(He's also shitting on my legacy projects while I'm still here)

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 3d

Sent the "I'm outta here" email to my team and I can't wait for the people who've never once opened an email from me to wonder where I am sometime in November

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Nightmare on Film Street - Horror Movie Podcast @nofspodcast.bsky.social · 3d

come on babe, we're going to go activate all the animatronics at once and then buy our 400th beetlejuice mug

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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 3d

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Pusheen wears a purple witch hat. She sits next to a pumpkin and is surrounded by falling leaves.

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 4d

Perhaps to those that didn't like them before they are now better?

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 4d

Your grandparents and I are very excited to see these in stores again but very disappointed that they are smaller and not as good quality as they used to be.

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6d

Tis the season

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6d

Himbo season!

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6d

If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation

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The Carnage Report @reportcarnage.bsky.social · 6d

Your re-run for this week: Witchcraft! Get your cauldrons bubbling and put on a glamour for some dark magic!

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6d

As long as we're talking new music today @goforrob.bsky.social asked me to listen to the new AFI because he was confused by it. I've never gotten into them but holy shit I love this! I think the most apt comparison might be Psychedelic Furs? I'm guessing long time fans hate this? They got me tho!

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6d

I can't wait to hear it!!

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 6d

Pre-ordered so fast! Get into it!

dragoninn3.bsky.social @dragoninn3.bsky.social · 6d

Hi! Our new EP "Full Disclosure" is out October 13. You can pre-order a cassette and listen to our new song "Send Your Love" today exclusively on Bandcamp.

dragoninn3.bandcamp.com

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Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 7d

He is! We don't turn down free dinners 😂😂

Julie (she/her) @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social · 7d

Now I get to go to our corporate Fall Fest this evening like the time a boyfriend dumped me during the day on New Year's Eve but our friend group was too entangled so I still went to the party at his house that night

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