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a safety is the most humiliating play. not only do you give the other team 2 points but now you have to kick off to them as if it was you that scored. embarrassing.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

should i do a free Genie revisit when I get my pass again

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

when your eyelid twitches it’s because your eye is farting

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

the drink-around-Disneyland requires reservations at Oga’s, Blue Bayou, Carnation, Cafe Orleans, and River Belle

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

also, my drink-around-DCA challenge will require one pre-8AM drink to start it off

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

when they first started offering breakfast they were taking 7:30 mobile orders, they may have changed that since. schmoozies is another earliest alcohol opportunity but at the time of the article I don’t think they were offering booze yet. still, no need to ever start in DL for morning drinking

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

well now I want an ice cream cone phone

Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, even if they thought he was overdosing, that’s still murder!

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been informed that the 10-sandwich turkey leg hack is no longer possible because Pym does not sell an arugula salad anymore. What this intrepid mom is doing now to feed her nine children at Disneyland is unknown.

Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

Since there is turkey leg hatred here, I will remind everyone of this bonkers money-saving tip using a turkey leg, submitted by a Disneyland local and published in the LA Times in 2023. You try saving this much money with more than seven in your group.

When we have a larger-than-usual crew (more than seven), I head to California Adventure and buy one turkey leg at any stand ($12.99), one sliced loaf of sourdough from Pacific Wharf Café ($6.49) and an arugula side salad ($5.29) from Pym Test Kitchen. Stop by any condiment area and grab packets of salt, pepper, mustard and mayo. Pick a table, get to work with two forks pulling all the meat off the turkey leg, spread mustard on half the slices and mayo on the other half, add the arugula and the turkey, a dash of pepper and salt. You will get 10 sandwiches — enough to feed all your Mouseketeers — and spend less than $25. Winner winner, turkey dinner

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · Feb 6

we’re getting married ☺️

a “Hello” DMer DMs me, and I respond the only way I see right and true: with Lionel Richie lyrics.

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

kid rock is likely asleep right now, didn’t stay awake. he will wake up tomorrow still not looking at any scores. he will reheat a burger patty and put it between a kroger bun, squirting ketchup on it first, then check his messages

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

looking fierce beth and pup

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

is that good

Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

fantastic color!

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Darren and Poley @darrenandpoley.bsky.social · 1d

this home crowd was rewarded for staying. money’s worth baseball.

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