I said to one of the shop assistants (whilst indicating about the music): "not really appropriate"
She just shrugged.
I said to one of the shop assistants (whilst indicating about the music): "not really appropriate"
She just shrugged.
"Happy Birthday, have 10% off Full Price Items with this Birthday Code"... during bleddy Black Friday Week where every bleddy thing is on sale and my 10% Birthday Discount doesn't count.
"Happy Birthday, have 10% off Full Price Items with this Birthday Code"... during bleddy Black Friday Week where every bleddy thing is on sale and my 10% Birthday Discount doesn't count.
The weather took a turn for the worse, so Tom insulated the roof with crumpets... but the weight brought the ceiling down in our bedroom.
.
Ah well.
The weather took a turn for the worse, so Tom insulated the roof with crumpets... but the weight brought the ceiling down in our bedroom.
.
Ah well.
We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast.
Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised.
Never mind, there's always next year.
We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast.
Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised.
Never mind, there's always next year.
Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit.
But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos".
Never mind, their loss.
Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit.
But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos".
Never mind, their loss.
FT Nottingham 28-36 Cornish Pirates
FT Nottingham 28-36 Cornish Pirates
Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy.
Its just Tom and me.
And its just for tonight.
But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets
Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy.
Its just Tom and me.
And its just for tonight.
But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets
no more
With girded loins tha clogs hit tha' floor
A hidden smile now beaming
From stalls to ceiling
Words once whispered
now thundered
Movement no longer stilted
To float the stage
Talent out of its cage
Of misremembered lines
Now bold
Stories told
The audience?
In your hand!
Cornish Pirates 34-27 Caldy
Cornish Pirates 34-27 Caldy
Cornish Pirates 34-27 Caldy
Cornish Pirates 34-27 Caldy
Short form is the best.
Nah, more horror movies should be 45-60 minutes long.
Short form is the best.
Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing.
But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!
Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing.
But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!
#LuckyCharm
#LuckyCharm
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Plaid Cymru wins Caerphilly by-election as Labour loses seat for first time ever - BBC News
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Plaid Cymru wins Caerphilly by-election as Labour loses seat for first time ever - BBC News
This
Is
Brilliant.
All About The Music: Keith Brymer Jones - The Pottery Throw Down judge's life as a punk singer
Episode webpage: allaboutthemusicpod.com
Media file: episodes.captivate.fm/episode/09de...
This
Is
Brilliant.
All About The Music: Keith Brymer Jones - The Pottery Throw Down judge's life as a punk singer
Episode webpage: allaboutthemusicpod.com
Media file: episodes.captivate.fm/episode/09de...
Like a new album from Stomu Yamashta...
Or a new book from Alan Garner...
Or Rogue Trooper by @manmademoon.bsky.social .
Like a new album from Stomu Yamashta...
Or a new book from Alan Garner...
Or Rogue Trooper by @manmademoon.bsky.social .
Its the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix, so Tom is wearing his cowboy hat and his racing gloves, whilst eating giant Crumpets.
Yee Haaa!
Its the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix, so Tom is wearing his cowboy hat and his racing gloves, whilst eating giant Crumpets.
Yee Haaa!