ProfMasseyGO
@darthmassey.bsky.social
He/Him They/Them Portland, OR 🌧️
Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist
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https://linktr.ee/ProfMasseyGO
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ProfMasseyGO
@darthmassey.bsky.social
· Nov 1
Scott's campaign for Oregon Food Bank
Support Scott's fundraising campaign to raise funds for Oregon Food Bank.
www.givegab.com
Yo, anyone else in the Pokémon GO community want to help our hungry Oregonians?
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
Did I brag about setting up an entire Compounding computer set up, including a balance, all by myself? Drivers, the fucking serial cables, the whole 9 yards.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Did I brag about setting up an entire Compounding computer set up, including a balance, all by myself? Drivers, the fucking serial cables, the whole 9 yards.
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Yo, anyone else in the Pokémon GO community want to help our hungry Oregonians?
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
Scott's campaign for Oregon Food Bank
Support Scott's fundraising campaign to raise funds for Oregon Food Bank.
www.givegab.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yo, anyone else in the Pokémon GO community want to help our hungry Oregonians?
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
I got told I’m my partner’s 2nd favorite boy yesterday and I was offended at first. They then pointed to our husky Loki and said, “He’s my favorite”.
I completely understood. I’m happy with silver. Have you seen him?!
I completely understood. I’m happy with silver. Have you seen him?!
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I got told I’m my partner’s 2nd favorite boy yesterday and I was offended at first. They then pointed to our husky Loki and said, “He’s my favorite”.
I completely understood. I’m happy with silver. Have you seen him?!
I completely understood. I’m happy with silver. Have you seen him?!
Leftover rice, fried eggs, and soy sauce.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Leftover rice, fried eggs, and soy sauce.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Anyone else go to bed by announcing, “I must go. My people need me.”?
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Anyone else go to bed by announcing, “I must go. My people need me.”?
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subscribe to the handbasket, a one-person operation that produced both of these stories in one day.
www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
subscribe to the handbasket, a one-person operation that produced both of these stories in one day.
www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
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I got added to some list by that account and I've never had ANY interaction with them.
@safety.bsky.app
@moderation.bsky.app
They are weaponizing your moderation lists.
@safety.bsky.app
@moderation.bsky.app
They are weaponizing your moderation lists.
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I got added to some list by that account and I've never had ANY interaction with them.
@safety.bsky.app
@moderation.bsky.app
They are weaponizing your moderation lists.
@safety.bsky.app
@moderation.bsky.app
They are weaponizing your moderation lists.
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SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.
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💔DEATH OF THE HEART💔
NEW JER RECORD! OUT 8.15.25 ON BAD TIME RECORDS!
PRE-ORDER IT ON VINYL AND CD ASAP 🥹🫶🏾✨
www.badtimerecords.com/collections/...
NEW JER RECORD! OUT 8.15.25 ON BAD TIME RECORDS!
PRE-ORDER IT ON VINYL AND CD ASAP 🥹🫶🏾✨
www.badtimerecords.com/collections/...
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
💔DEATH OF THE HEART💔
NEW JER RECORD! OUT 8.15.25 ON BAD TIME RECORDS!
PRE-ORDER IT ON VINYL AND CD ASAP 🥹🫶🏾✨
www.badtimerecords.com/collections/...
NEW JER RECORD! OUT 8.15.25 ON BAD TIME RECORDS!
PRE-ORDER IT ON VINYL AND CD ASAP 🥹🫶🏾✨
www.badtimerecords.com/collections/...
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December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It’s starting to sound like I may have wasted the federal governments time and energy by just *being* at the ICE facility protesting.
Cell phone tracking happened.
They watched/tracked some nerd play PoGO and fill prescriptions for old people.
Cell phone tracking happened.
They watched/tracked some nerd play PoGO and fill prescriptions for old people.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s starting to sound like I may have wasted the federal governments time and energy by just *being* at the ICE facility protesting.
Cell phone tracking happened.
They watched/tracked some nerd play PoGO and fill prescriptions for old people.
Cell phone tracking happened.
They watched/tracked some nerd play PoGO and fill prescriptions for old people.
I’m not used to having coworkers who *actually care* about me.
This is my first job in health care.
These statements are 100% related, huh?
This is my first job in health care.
These statements are 100% related, huh?
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m not used to having coworkers who *actually care* about me.
This is my first job in health care.
These statements are 100% related, huh?
This is my first job in health care.
These statements are 100% related, huh?
Yo artists!!
Shoot your shot!!
Shoot your shot!!
ok i've been putting it off long enough. i need a nicer logo and branding for the handbasket. share your recos for people who do this type of work and do it really well!
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yo artists!!
Shoot your shot!!
Shoot your shot!!
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ok i've been putting it off long enough. i need a nicer logo and branding for the handbasket. share your recos for people who do this type of work and do it really well!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ok i've been putting it off long enough. i need a nicer logo and branding for the handbasket. share your recos for people who do this type of work and do it really well!
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Journey to Paldea event in Pokémon GO
Kick off the new season with a Journey to Paldea. The Rock Salt Pokémon Nacli, Naclstack, and Garganacl make their Pokémon GO debuts.
Full Details: leekduck.com/events/journ...
Kick off the new season with a Journey to Paldea. The Rock Salt Pokémon Nacli, Naclstack, and Garganacl make their Pokémon GO debuts.
Full Details: leekduck.com/events/journ...
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Journey to Paldea event in Pokémon GO
Kick off the new season with a Journey to Paldea. The Rock Salt Pokémon Nacli, Naclstack, and Garganacl make their Pokémon GO debuts.
Full Details: leekduck.com/events/journ...
Kick off the new season with a Journey to Paldea. The Rock Salt Pokémon Nacli, Naclstack, and Garganacl make their Pokémon GO debuts.
Full Details: leekduck.com/events/journ...
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A few tips from the future on Pikipek CD
#PokemonGO
Before you start, mega-evolve a level 3 normal or flying mega.
Take 5 snapshots at 2 pm because you’ll probably forget later
Pikipek field research tasks were scarce
…
#PokemonGO
Before you start, mega-evolve a level 3 normal or flying mega.
Take 5 snapshots at 2 pm because you’ll probably forget later
Pikipek field research tasks were scarce
…
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A few tips from the future on Pikipek CD
#PokemonGO
Before you start, mega-evolve a level 3 normal or flying mega.
Take 5 snapshots at 2 pm because you’ll probably forget later
Pikipek field research tasks were scarce
…
#PokemonGO
Before you start, mega-evolve a level 3 normal or flying mega.
Take 5 snapshots at 2 pm because you’ll probably forget later
Pikipek field research tasks were scarce
…
Is your phone charged? Is your Go++? Do you have your battery back-up? It’s cold, so bring a jacket and water! It’s pretty sunny to so maybe some sunglasses to protect your eyes.
Have fun catching #Pikipek , and good luck with your shiny hunt!
#PokémonGO
Have fun catching #Pikipek , and good luck with your shiny hunt!
#PokémonGO
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is your phone charged? Is your Go++? Do you have your battery back-up? It’s cold, so bring a jacket and water! It’s pretty sunny to so maybe some sunglasses to protect your eyes.
Have fun catching #Pikipek , and good luck with your shiny hunt!
#PokémonGO
Have fun catching #Pikipek , and good luck with your shiny hunt!
#PokémonGO
Seeing the VA fail a friend in person and up close is heartbreaking, especially when that person had to go against their own morals and beliefs to do what the military told them.
If you know a vet, especially from Operation Iraqi Freedom, please go give them a hug.
If you know a vet, especially from Operation Iraqi Freedom, please go give them a hug.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Seeing the VA fail a friend in person and up close is heartbreaking, especially when that person had to go against their own morals and beliefs to do what the military told them.
If you know a vet, especially from Operation Iraqi Freedom, please go give them a hug.
If you know a vet, especially from Operation Iraqi Freedom, please go give them a hug.
This is how you stop fascism, by not allowing it a moment of peace in the shadows.
Standing up to them by standing in their way.
Once they realize they’re severely outnumbered they’ll really have morale issues.
Standing up to them by standing in their way.
Once they realize they’re severely outnumbered they’ll really have morale issues.
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is how you stop fascism, by not allowing it a moment of peace in the shadows.
Standing up to them by standing in their way.
Once they realize they’re severely outnumbered they’ll really have morale issues.
Standing up to them by standing in their way.
Once they realize they’re severely outnumbered they’ll really have morale issues.
1 National guard member, who knowingly signed up for a dangerous job, is shot and we change all of immigration, but a kid gets shot in school every other day and we do nothing.
What’s *really* the point then, besides racism?
What’s *really* the point then, besides racism?
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
1 National guard member, who knowingly signed up for a dangerous job, is shot and we change all of immigration, but a kid gets shot in school every other day and we do nothing.
What’s *really* the point then, besides racism?
What’s *really* the point then, besides racism?
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hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
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thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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My new Patreon is about how I see the state of the current administration, how it relates to various right-wing factions, and its potential weaknesses.
If you’re not already a supporter, you can get a free 7 day sub & check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/144477...
If you’re not already a supporter, you can get a free 7 day sub & check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/144477...
“After the Blitzkrieg, Trump Finally Loses His Inertia” | Spencer Sunshine
Get more from Spencer Sunshine on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My new Patreon is about how I see the state of the current administration, how it relates to various right-wing factions, and its potential weaknesses.
If you’re not already a supporter, you can get a free 7 day sub & check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/144477...
If you’re not already a supporter, you can get a free 7 day sub & check it out.
www.patreon.com/posts/144477...
Why? So he can be told that’s illegal too?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why? So he can be told that’s illegal too?
I forgot to brag, but I swapped out a goddamn light switch all on my own without being electrocuted like a REAL adult.
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I forgot to brag, but I swapped out a goddamn light switch all on my own without being electrocuted like a REAL adult.
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
Phil Knight can fuck his old ass self. We will tax you and Nike into oblivion.
With the donation, first reported by the Oregon Journalism Project, Knight is signaling once again that he is fed up with Democratic dominance in Oregon.
Phil Knight is once again rooting for Oregon Republicans next year
A recent $3 million donation to back GOP candidates is the largest single contribution by an individual in state history.
www.opb.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Phil Knight can fuck his old ass self. We will tax you and Nike into oblivion.