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dartzirl.bsky.social
@dartzirl.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of the road
Currently mastering the art of Kuchisabishii
I drive a rotary.
I have a Mastodon account.
Nothing interesting is posted on it.
Looking st desolate pictures of Dublin at night, and wondering if Coddlepunk could ever be a thing.

Or have I been drinking?
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
This is an absolute banger:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_O...
Citizen I.C.E.
YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'm afraid to look up what people want me to think about the latest Muppet Show in case they tell me I should hate it.

This is comfy and pleasant and I like that almost everything onscreen is something I could theoretically touch.

It's like, in the real world rather than the world we live in.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Reposted
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Somebody stole my workboots.

Somebody stole my workboots from the van.

And I know they were robbed because the box they were in is also gone.

Who the fuck steals a 30 euro pair of battered workboots that smell like death and legionnaires disease.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Spent most of the weekend dicking with the heating to get it working semi-reliably. Half-drained it, bled it, drained, bled, got sprayed with fetid water from loose fittings and finally got it to run for longer than ten minutes.

Warm now. Now feel like I got kicked in the chest by a cow.
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Weird fucking dream last night.

Ended up going to an anime con and accidentally took some LSD.

Woke up in my room - but everything was shifting around nd unstable - but I managed to go the bathroom nonetheless.

Then I woke up in my room, and had to go the bathroom - but everything was soiled....
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I didn't think it'd be that big.

The base alone has 4 sections to it.
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
There're two ways to interpret the text of that particular amendment
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Retweeting (Or whatever you do on this hecksite) for protest visibility.
Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I left something in the bottom of a toilet that was that colour.
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
When you've come all this way, through hell and fire and death, and now realise at the end of all things that you've brought the wrong bloody ring.
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
New comfy bois.

The old ones lasted 10 times longer than any boot I've ever had - and are still repairable if a local cobbler was willing to do the work.

They took dogs abuse at work.

Leather-lined Hanwag boots are hard to beat.
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Green out now
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's Purple outside.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Literally every desktop image I've ever used
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Where did this come from?
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
After nearly 16 years I've changed my desktop background.

To what it was 18 years ago.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
People who put emojis in work emails are my nemesis
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
EU Guidelines on current world events:

Drink.

www.politico.eu/article/eu-c...
EU chief diplomat Kallas: World’s woes mean it’s time to start drinking
High representative says global events mean now could be a good time to hit the bottle.
www.politico.eu
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
What if the EU had something like Starfleet. Like SeaFleet or something

Ostensibly an Ocean research, transport and humanitarian organisation. But with the ability to utterly fuck up anyone that annoys it should it be forced to.

Few submarines would do the trick.
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Ignored a damaged floorboard at home for over a year. It became a broken floorboard.

Ow.

Anyway. One quick random bit of old hardwood and it's now just a damaged floorboard again.

Random emergency repairs to houses suck.
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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This should exist in every city in the country.
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
A truck full of pigeons parked on the road at the end of the active runway your least favourite world leader is departing from can do a lot of good.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM