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dartzirl.bsky.social
@dartzirl.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of the road
Currently mastering the art of Kuchisabishii
I drive a rotary.
I have a Mastodon account.
Nothing interesting is posted on it.
It struck me.

Once, all the kids on the #toyshow looked the same

Now the all look different.

That's kinda cool when you think about it.
a dark background with the words we are borg written on it
ALT: a dark background with the words we are borg written on it
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December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's a kpop #toyshow but it's the wrong K. C'mon RTE, State TV should brodcast State media.

Especially when North Korea gives us this absolute banger.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj...
Chollima On The Wing - DPRK Music Video
YouTube video by Comrade Chumbucket
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bands miming on the #toyshow.

What's next?

How far we've fallen.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Right. #Toyshow time.

Straight in with gutting a mosasaur.
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Kaji's into the butt stuff.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Nearly caused three accidents this evening simply by not realising the cars in front had stopped. Just didn't registered the brakelights were on.

Tired haven't slept since 4 energy but no sleep yet/
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The following people are scumbags:

John Ryan and Grace Maguire; Geraldine Ann Cusack and Geraldine Cusack; Terry Reid and Denis McLoughlin; Leo Crehan and Ann Crehan; Martin Jones and Mary Jones; Elizabeth Vandenberghe; ....
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Was it an Isuzu Elf?

This is important.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Worst Film ever.

I love it. Can even see the zero-g wires half the time.
But colourful as fuck with a lived-in feel to the environments.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The very first meme I thought of, after over 9000 attempts to generate with ChatGPT.

What the fuck 2025?
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When you ask what the score is and the say 2- 0 and you're like, that's not too bad is it?

No. We're winning

We're Wha?

An Ronaldo's been sent off.

Fake news. Has to be.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't know how Gen Zed's can be so confidently, certainly wrong, when they suddenly turn timid the moment they're correct.

It's like a meat version of Chat GPT.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Would former President Higgins have a case with the IRTB for an improper eviction? Was he ever served a proper notice to quit?

Evicting a Pensioner from their home of 14 years....
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If your breakfast isn't a cardiohazard, is it breakfast?
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Rei knows exactly what she's looking at.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Somone burned an IPAS centre.
Someone blew up a dog.

What the fuck is going on?
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Always wondered if there's be a market for a 'Drive a locomotive' experience on an isolated bit of track. Give one of the 071's a goo for a bit.

Then again, the exact sort of people who'd pay for such thing are they exact sort of people you don't want inside a train's cab.
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Japanese Thatcher?

or

Japanese Truss?

Is there a Japanese lettuce?
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I hear about Frogs calling for No Kings.
a man in a maroon shirt is talking into a microphone and says " sharpen the guillotine "
ALT: a man in a maroon shirt is talking into a microphone and says " sharpen the guillotine "
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October 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Watching Death of Stalin.

This needs a sequel set in the modern era:

"Death of a President"
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The #NoKings protests have been mentioned on RTE Radio news here in Ireland.

The world does see you. Whoever you are.
a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la
ALT: a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la
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October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hunting Soul
YouTube video by Toshiro - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
5 episodes (Or it feels like that) so far on the one path up a cliffface. Well, technically it's the other path up the cliff.

What am I watching?
October 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm beginning to think Meteor O'Doom might be getting my vote in this election.

Or Jim Gavin. We haven't heard from him in a week while the other two have just been a continues stream of discomfort.
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A good magnetron, a 230V extension cord and a Manna drone

Maybe I have a solution for some peace and quite. And a cheap dinner.
October 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM