Dasha
@dashasierra.com
π«π· je suis franΓ§aise π¦πΊ residing within
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
DMs are switched off.
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
DMs are switched off.
It's a great episode. π
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It's a great episode. π
Had a bad mental health day, so going to watch my favourite TNG episode: Starship Mine.
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Had a bad mental health day, so going to watch my favourite TNG episode: Starship Mine.
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It looks great. Nicely done! ππΌ
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
It looks great. Nicely done! ππΌ
I swear my air conditioning hasn't been switched off all week.
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. π
Keep shovelling, boys!
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. π
Keep shovelling, boys!
a blurred image of a man with the words www.bandicam.com on the bottom right
Alt: Bunch of dudes shovelling coal and stoking fires to keep Dasha cool on a hot summer day.
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January 10, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I swear my air conditioning hasn't been switched off all week.
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. π
Keep shovelling, boys!
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. π
Keep shovelling, boys!
I'm trying to! I'm French I should be rolling in the snow this time of year, not... whatever the fuck this hot car exhaust scented overheated hell is.
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I'm trying to! I'm French I should be rolling in the snow this time of year, not... whatever the fuck this hot car exhaust scented overheated hell is.
Squeeze me I am full of cheese and butter. π
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Squeeze me I am full of cheese and butter. π
It's so hot I'm having trouble breathing. The sun needs to fuck off, pronto.
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
It's so hot I'm having trouble breathing. The sun needs to fuck off, pronto.
It's just a cut finger, it'll be okay! π€·πΌββοΈ
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It's just a cut finger, it'll be okay! π€·πΌββοΈ
What's your source sauce? You programming for OS/2 or something?
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
What's your source sauce? You programming for OS/2 or something?
That's okay! Scars are trophies of a life well lived. ππΌ
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
That's okay! Scars are trophies of a life well lived. ππΌ
Yes; woman's prerogative.
Fuck you, Ibuprofen.
Fuck you, Ibuprofen.
January 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Yes; woman's prerogative.
Fuck you, Ibuprofen.
Fuck you, Ibuprofen.
I cut my finger pushing an ibuprofen tablet out of a blister pack. Not sure if that is irony or not. Regardless, didn't get hit by a bus today so all things considered I have very little to complain about.
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I cut my finger pushing an ibuprofen tablet out of a blister pack. Not sure if that is irony or not. Regardless, didn't get hit by a bus today so all things considered I have very little to complain about.
Well they can go get refucked as far as I'm reconcerned! π
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Well they can go get refucked as far as I'm reconcerned! π
Dear Dictionarians:
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. ππΌ
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. ππΌ
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Dear Dictionarians:
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. ππΌ
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. ππΌ
There will be slurpy sounds!
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 AM
There will be slurpy sounds!
You're allowed to come up for air! π
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 AM
You're allowed to come up for air! π
Flo has informed me that my snatch is very smooth.
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. π¦
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. π¦
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Flo has informed me that my snatch is very smooth.
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. π¦
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. π¦
I liked The Warriors! It was totally stupid but what comic book movie isn't.
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I liked The Warriors! It was totally stupid but what comic book movie isn't.
Well I mean at least I've seen it but wtf was that?
Super Mario Bros (1993) seems positively well balanced in comparison.
Super Mario Bros (1993) seems positively well balanced in comparison.
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Well I mean at least I've seen it but wtf was that?
Super Mario Bros (1993) seems positively well balanced in comparison.
Super Mario Bros (1993) seems positively well balanced in comparison.
I watched Dick Tracy last night for the first time.
Did... do people like this movie!?
Did... do people like this movie!?
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I watched Dick Tracy last night for the first time.
Did... do people like this movie!?
Did... do people like this movie!?
Oh I should see if I can figure out what name and email I used. π
A lot has changed in thirteen years.
A lot has changed in thirteen years.
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Oh I should see if I can figure out what name and email I used. π
A lot has changed in thirteen years.
A lot has changed in thirteen years.
Rarely, but yes. When it does happen it bemuses me. My brain is making stuff up! π
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Rarely, but yes. When it does happen it bemuses me. My brain is making stuff up! π
The kingdom of heaven is at hand!
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The kingdom of heaven is at hand!