Dasha
@dashasierra.com
🇫🇷 je suis française 🇦🇺 residing within
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
DMs are switched off.
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
DMs are switched off.
Had a bad mental health day, so going to watch my favourite TNG episode: Starship Mine.
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Had a bad mental health day, so going to watch my favourite TNG episode: Starship Mine.
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
I swear my air conditioning hasn't been switched off all week.
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
a blurred image of a man with the words www.bandicam.com on the bottom right
Alt: Bunch of dudes shovelling coal and stoking fires to keep Dasha cool on a hot summer day.
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January 10, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I swear my air conditioning hasn't been switched off all week.
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
I cut my finger pushing an ibuprofen tablet out of a blister pack. Not sure if that is irony or not. Regardless, didn't get hit by a bus today so all things considered I have very little to complain about.
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I cut my finger pushing an ibuprofen tablet out of a blister pack. Not sure if that is irony or not. Regardless, didn't get hit by a bus today so all things considered I have very little to complain about.
Dear Dictionarians:
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. 💃🏼
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. 💃🏼
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Dear Dictionarians:
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. 💃🏼
"Refail(ure)" should be a word. Saying, "it failed again" or "repeatedly failed" is crazy.
Stop adding shitty slang each year and let me use "refailure".
That is all. Have a great weekend. 💃🏼
Flo has informed me that my snatch is very smooth.
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. 💦
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. 💦
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Flo has informed me that my snatch is very smooth.
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. 💦
Well really she sounded more like "whr snrtch rs rury smrv", but I got the idea.
Hairless pussy life. 💦
I watched Dick Tracy last night for the first time.
Did... do people like this movie!?
Did... do people like this movie!?
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I watched Dick Tracy last night for the first time.
Did... do people like this movie!?
Did... do people like this movie!?
Get your hands off me I'm a senator's wife!
a gif of a woman sitting on a couch with gif-weenus written on the bottom
Alt: Mrs Peacock sitting on a couch holding her recently slapped face. Professor Plum, Mrs White, and Miss Scarlet rush to her side to see if she's going to die of poison.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Get your hands off me I'm a senator's wife!
In news that will delight my enemies, I believe there’s a good chance I’ll die young by being accidentally kicked in the head during an orgy.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
In news that will delight my enemies, I believe there’s a good chance I’ll die young by being accidentally kicked in the head during an orgy.
I keep walking around singing the five bars of the Pluribus theme, over and over. It makes me happy.
I think I'm glued. 🤷🏼♀️
I think I'm glued. 🤷🏼♀️
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I keep walking around singing the five bars of the Pluribus theme, over and over. It makes me happy.
I think I'm glued. 🤷🏼♀️
I think I'm glued. 🤷🏼♀️
Happy New Year, Australian Eastern Seaboard! (Not you, Queensland)
<dancing the night away with DJ Data>
<dancing the night away with DJ Data>
enjoy DJ Data & Geordi La Forge performing S3RL's "Bass Slut" chorus to bring in the new year.
⚠️CW: Lots of flashing lights and explicit lyrics.
this is what happens when I have too much free time. live long and happy new year, followers! 🖖
⚠️CW: Lots of flashing lights and explicit lyrics.
this is what happens when I have too much free time. live long and happy new year, followers! 🖖
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy New Year, Australian Eastern Seaboard! (Not you, Queensland)
<dancing the night away with DJ Data>
<dancing the night away with DJ Data>
enjoy DJ Data & Geordi La Forge performing S3RL's "Bass Slut" chorus to bring in the new year.
⚠️CW: Lots of flashing lights and explicit lyrics.
this is what happens when I have too much free time. live long and happy new year, followers! 🖖
⚠️CW: Lots of flashing lights and explicit lyrics.
this is what happens when I have too much free time. live long and happy new year, followers! 🖖
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
enjoy DJ Data & Geordi La Forge performing S3RL's "Bass Slut" chorus to bring in the new year.
⚠️CW: Lots of flashing lights and explicit lyrics.
this is what happens when I have too much free time. live long and happy new year, followers! 🖖
⚠️CW: Lots of flashing lights and explicit lyrics.
this is what happens when I have too much free time. live long and happy new year, followers! 🖖
When something doesn't scan at the "self serve" checkout, it's free after the third failed attempt. Just toss it in your bag. Fuck 'em.
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
When something doesn't scan at the "self serve" checkout, it's free after the third failed attempt. Just toss it in your bag. Fuck 'em.
I have a garage.
That eat meant to say I have a headache but sirocco knows better.
That was meant to day I have a gestate but autocorrelation knows better.
Ah fuck why do I even try.
God damn cellular fucking phones. 📱💥
That eat meant to say I have a headache but sirocco knows better.
That was meant to day I have a gestate but autocorrelation knows better.
Ah fuck why do I even try.
God damn cellular fucking phones. 📱💥
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I have a garage.
That eat meant to say I have a headache but sirocco knows better.
That was meant to day I have a gestate but autocorrelation knows better.
Ah fuck why do I even try.
God damn cellular fucking phones. 📱💥
That eat meant to say I have a headache but sirocco knows better.
That was meant to day I have a gestate but autocorrelation knows better.
Ah fuck why do I even try.
God damn cellular fucking phones. 📱💥
People on my stream telling me how to fly a plane when I'm flying (just fine I might add, thank you!) and they're just sitting around bitching about how they'd do it.
I'm turning on shield mode. Streaming with chat just makes me hate humans. Watch in silence or piss off.
I'm turning on shield mode. Streaming with chat just makes me hate humans. Watch in silence or piss off.
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
People on my stream telling me how to fly a plane when I'm flying (just fine I might add, thank you!) and they're just sitting around bitching about how they'd do it.
I'm turning on shield mode. Streaming with chat just makes me hate humans. Watch in silence or piss off.
I'm turning on shield mode. Streaming with chat just makes me hate humans. Watch in silence or piss off.
You'll all be very pleased to know my parcel has been delivered.
"Mail on a Sunday?!"
"Mail on a Sunday?!"
a man in a purple uniform is talking to another man and says oops
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld delivering mail on a Sunday. "Oops!"
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December 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
You'll all be very pleased to know my parcel has been delivered.
"Mail on a Sunday?!"
"Mail on a Sunday?!"
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"Fuck me sideways" and "fuck me running" might also be causing confusion...
I got to stop using the term, "fuck me dead", as it's been pointed out to me that nobody outside Australia and New Zealand understands it's a term of exasperation, not a request.
Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Fuck me sideways" and "fuck me running" might also be causing confusion...
"What would you say is your best trait?"
Me: My best trait is I say "oops" before I do the thing. Gives people warning of impending stupid.
"Um, ok what would you say is your worst trait then?"
Me: Oops!
...
Me: These are stupid fucking questions.
[Have I mentioned I don't interview well?]
Me: My best trait is I say "oops" before I do the thing. Gives people warning of impending stupid.
"Um, ok what would you say is your worst trait then?"
Me: Oops!
...
Me: These are stupid fucking questions.
[Have I mentioned I don't interview well?]
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"What would you say is your best trait?"
Me: My best trait is I say "oops" before I do the thing. Gives people warning of impending stupid.
"Um, ok what would you say is your worst trait then?"
Me: Oops!
...
Me: These are stupid fucking questions.
[Have I mentioned I don't interview well?]
Me: My best trait is I say "oops" before I do the thing. Gives people warning of impending stupid.
"Um, ok what would you say is your worst trait then?"
Me: Oops!
...
Me: These are stupid fucking questions.
[Have I mentioned I don't interview well?]
Car drivers trying to keep up with a bicycle in the city.
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Car drivers trying to keep up with a bicycle in the city.
I got to stop using the term, "fuck me dead", as it's been pointed out to me that nobody outside Australia and New Zealand understands it's a term of exasperation, not a request.
Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I got to stop using the term, "fuck me dead", as it's been pointed out to me that nobody outside Australia and New Zealand understands it's a term of exasperation, not a request.
Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
Explain your username:
My name is Dasha Sierra. So my username is Dasha Sierra.
My name is Dasha Sierra. So my username is Dasha Sierra.
Explain your username:
one of my oldest online names was "niko" which I took from "nikon cameras", people kept pronouncing it "kneeko" so i changed the "i" to "y" in hopes people would start pronouncing it like nyeko, as I grew ; I came out as trans and decided to change the vowel from o to a
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one of my oldest online names was "niko" which I took from "nikon cameras", people kept pronouncing it "kneeko" so i changed the "i" to "y" in hopes people would start pronouncing it like nyeko, as I grew ; I came out as trans and decided to change the vowel from o to a
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Explain your username:
Deadname started with a J, which is the 10th letter of the alphabet.
Then people kept calling me Ten for short, I liked it so much that I legally changed it to exactly that.
Kidding.
I was the tenth child my parent had and they weren't creative enough.
Deadname started with a J, which is the 10th letter of the alphabet.
Then people kept calling me Ten for short, I liked it so much that I legally changed it to exactly that.
Kidding.
I was the tenth child my parent had and they weren't creative enough.
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Explain your username:
My name is Dasha Sierra. So my username is Dasha Sierra.
My name is Dasha Sierra. So my username is Dasha Sierra.
Unfortunately I can no longer see naughty stuff on bsky because they want me to verify my age by providing passport and face recognition to Epic Games, which I refuse to do.
Sorry sex workers, bsky has removed all of you from my feed and I cannot restore it.
Sorry sex workers, bsky has removed all of you from my feed and I cannot restore it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Unfortunately I can no longer see naughty stuff on bsky because they want me to verify my age by providing passport and face recognition to Epic Games, which I refuse to do.
Sorry sex workers, bsky has removed all of you from my feed and I cannot restore it.
Sorry sex workers, bsky has removed all of you from my feed and I cannot restore it.
Stop painting your commercial carrier airplanes white please! It's so damn boring. KLM has the right idea. The world is so black/grey/white now (thanks, Tesla), I want vehicles with colour.
Pretty small complaint to have considering the state of the world, I suppose! Resume your doom scrolling.
Pretty small complaint to have considering the state of the world, I suppose! Resume your doom scrolling.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stop painting your commercial carrier airplanes white please! It's so damn boring. KLM has the right idea. The world is so black/grey/white now (thanks, Tesla), I want vehicles with colour.
Pretty small complaint to have considering the state of the world, I suppose! Resume your doom scrolling.
Pretty small complaint to have considering the state of the world, I suppose! Resume your doom scrolling.
Australians are such bicycle haters that it bemuses me.
In the USA, ebikes are limited to 20mph (32kph) with 750W power.
In Australia, the limit is 15mph (25kph) and 250W, and yet Australians bitch non stop about ebikes being too fast. 🤣
Australia, you're fucking weak. Into the bin with you. 🚮
In the USA, ebikes are limited to 20mph (32kph) with 750W power.
In Australia, the limit is 15mph (25kph) and 250W, and yet Australians bitch non stop about ebikes being too fast. 🤣
Australia, you're fucking weak. Into the bin with you. 🚮
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Australians are such bicycle haters that it bemuses me.
In the USA, ebikes are limited to 20mph (32kph) with 750W power.
In Australia, the limit is 15mph (25kph) and 250W, and yet Australians bitch non stop about ebikes being too fast. 🤣
Australia, you're fucking weak. Into the bin with you. 🚮
In the USA, ebikes are limited to 20mph (32kph) with 750W power.
In Australia, the limit is 15mph (25kph) and 250W, and yet Australians bitch non stop about ebikes being too fast. 🤣
Australia, you're fucking weak. Into the bin with you. 🚮
Explosions at work? Someone elses problem! See you next year!
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Explosions at work? Someone elses problem! See you next year!