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I always that the Groypers were the pre Mr Furley landlords on Three's Company 🤔
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September 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Well, all our political careers are gonna die." - Joni Ernst
August 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
BREAKING: Cracker Barrel unveils new menu, will only serve crackers.
August 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Congratulations to Traylor Swelce!!!

(Taylor Swift Travis Kelce)
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
BREAKING: PLoPuS to rename Department of Defense to Department of Duh-Dense.

(North Korea Supreme Court Kilmar Abrego Garcia Wes Moore)
August 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Some wonder why the Newsmax Settlement w/Dominion is dwarfed by the Fox News settlement w/Dominion. It's cuz Newsmax is a Fox News knockoff with an infinitely smaller reach.

Think the cost of a Prada dress vs the cost of a Ta-Da dress! (For the record: Fox News ain't worth knocking off, but...)
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August 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#FunFact: The number one export from Bela is Covfefe
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump-Putin Summit: in all fairness, Dementia Don very well may still believe, he's on track to end Russia's Ukraine offensive, "on day ONE!" cuz his accelerated cognitive decline suggests, he not only often doesn't know WHERE he is, he also often doesn't know WHEN he is!
August 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
BREAKING: WSJ reports, Pam Bondi informed Donald Trump back in May, his name is all over the Epstein Files. Trump denies any wrong doing, claims he only appears in the files in description of him heroically rescuing children from predators.

Ghislaine Maxwell
Speaker Johnson
#ReleaseTheFiles
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"ALL ABOARD the Crazy Train to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in the sky!" - Ozzy Osbourne #RIP
July 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Speaker Johnson's refusal2bring release of Epstein 2a vote has some thinking, his Johnson is in the FBI files, but the porn monitoring app he&his adopted son use2track each other's web use says, his Johnson hasn't been anywhere it shouldn't've been...not documented as such,anyway

Ghislaine Maxwell
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July 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In a world where an adjudicated sexual assaulter, 34 criminal count felon, &general lifetime fraudster can escape facing accountability on all 54 other criminal indictments by fraudulently squatting in the oval office, OF COURSE convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, outlives Malcom Jamal Warner 🤬 #RIP 😭
July 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today is a PRIME Day for consumerized fascism!
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July 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Fun Fact: Donald Trump's paternal grandparents were both immigrants, as was his own mother; so...

(Supreme Court)
June 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As (senile mental patient) Donald Trump, (de facto POTUS/derranged mental patient) Elon Musk, (no longer useful) & JD Vance defame diversity, REMEMBER THIS: In week ONE, the new admin purged the Fed of those overseeing airplane safety; in week TWO, planes literally began falling from the sky.
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February 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trump's steamin' mad, cuz flags are set to fly at half mast during the inauguration. I, for one, don't blame him; especially when it'd be infinitely more appropriate for all US flags to fly UPSIDE DOWN as he lies his way thru the oath!

(Trump Sentencing The Traitors Mike Johnson Speaker Election)
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January 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM