🍊 orange 🍊
@dashofcitrus.bsky.social
(Oh, Apple, orange you glad..?)
an au/non canon version of annoying orange inspired by the amazing grace! now cured of a cyclic rotting, but he must adjust to what stays as scars.
layout art: see pinned
mun: 20
⚠️: rotting, spiders, mass loss/death
an au/non canon version of annoying orange inspired by the amazing grace! now cured of a cyclic rotting, but he must adjust to what stays as scars.
layout art: see pinned
mun: 20
⚠️: rotting, spiders, mass loss/death
Pinned
"Molded, rotting, slowly decaying..."
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
..Oh yeah?
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
"I've been watching you for a little while."
You been here for a bit, or-?
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
..Oh yeah?
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
[The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
You been here for a bit, or-?
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
"You're not alone anymore either."
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
You been here for a bit, or-?
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
[A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
"I can see that. I am sorry that this has happened to you."
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
"Oh. I see."
Depends, really!
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
Depends, really!
"In a good way?"
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame.
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Depends, really!
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame.
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
"It will happen once in a while with me. Sorry."
[The body twitches, but never moves.]
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame.
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
[The body twitches, but never moves.]
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
"I thought it was funny."
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days!
[He seems happy.]
[He seems happy.]
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
[The body twitches, but never moves.]
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days!
[He seems happy.]
[He seems happy.]
"I suppose so."
[Orange smiles a little bit.]
I still got it..??
I still got it..??
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days!
[He seems happy.]
[He seems happy.]
[Orange smiles a little bit.]
I still got it..??
I still got it..??
It chuckled a little.
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me!
Which is-- good, of course.
Which is-- good, of course.
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
[Orange smiles a little bit.]
I still got it..??
I still got it..??
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me!
Which is-- good, of course.
Which is-- good, of course.
"I don't eat fruit. I don't eat at all."
Mmmmm...
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me!
Which is-- good, of course.
Which is-- good, of course.
Mmmmm...
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
"There is no need, Orange. Is there anything you'd like to talk about?"
I'd hop onto you if my insides didn't feel like concrete right now..!!
[Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
[Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Mmmmm...
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
[He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.]
I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
I'd hop onto you if my insides didn't feel like concrete right now..!!
[Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
[Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
"I am here with you now. At least at night."
[A sigh.]
It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I'd hop onto you if my insides didn't feel like concrete right now..!!
[Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
[Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
[A sigh.]
It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
It nods and rests its head on the bed.
"It looked lonely."
"It looked lonely."
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
[A sigh.]
It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
A lot went on in the kitchen! It's kinda nice to see someone here again.
[The fruit friends are all gone, and the at-the-time rot forced him to be the catalyst.]
[The fruit friends are all gone, and the at-the-time rot forced him to be the catalyst.]
"Good. I don't want you to be scared."
Well, I'm not really scared, honestly.
[Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
[Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
A lot went on in the kitchen! It's kinda nice to see someone here again.
[The fruit friends are all gone, and the at-the-time rot forced him to be the catalyst.]
[The fruit friends are all gone, and the at-the-time rot forced him to be the catalyst.]
Well, I'm not really scared, honestly.
[Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
[Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
"Mhm."
It nods.
It nods.
Oh--
[Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.]
I see! You're my demon!
[Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.]
I see! You're my demon!
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Well, I'm not really scared, honestly.
[Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
[Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
Oh--
[Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.]
I see! You're my demon!
[Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.]
I see! You're my demon!
He would find that he wasn't able to move. The creature just kept staring.
The flippy flop is going on HERE?
[..He attempts to roll a bit closer.]
[..He attempts to roll a bit closer.]
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oh--
[Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.]
I see! You're my demon!
[Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.]
I see! You're my demon!
The flippy flop is going on HERE?
[..He attempts to roll a bit closer.]
[..He attempts to roll a bit closer.]
It's just staring at the orange.
[A bed that doesn't seem to have been touched for a while now, but there is a little bruised orange looking back at it from the pillow...
He looks confused.]
He looks confused.]
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The flippy flop is going on HERE?
[..He attempts to roll a bit closer.]
[..He attempts to roll a bit closer.]
[A bed that doesn't seem to have been touched for a while now, but there is a little bruised orange looking back at it from the pillow...
He looks confused.]
He looks confused.]
It's at the foot of your bed. Staring...
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
[A bed that doesn't seem to have been touched for a while now, but there is a little bruised orange looking back at it from the pillow...
He looks confused.]
He looks confused.]
Eugh.
I'm still thinking about squeezed fruit juice...
...
...
Wow, I'm a sucker. :)
[That was a vampirism pun.]
I'm still thinking about squeezed fruit juice...
...
...
Wow, I'm a sucker. :)
[That was a vampirism pun.]
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Eugh.
I'm still thinking about squeezed fruit juice...
...
...
Wow, I'm a sucker. :)
[That was a vampirism pun.]
I'm still thinking about squeezed fruit juice...
...
...
Wow, I'm a sucker. :)
[That was a vampirism pun.]
Ah, I look like a busted-up radiator.
I don't think my spider stuff went away, either.
...that's all fine. Plus, I'm like SpiderMan now. SpiderOrange! Imagine that!
I don't think my spider stuff went away, either.
...that's all fine. Plus, I'm like SpiderMan now. SpiderOrange! Imagine that!
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Ah, I look like a busted-up radiator.
I don't think my spider stuff went away, either.
...that's all fine. Plus, I'm like SpiderMan now. SpiderOrange! Imagine that!
I don't think my spider stuff went away, either.
...that's all fine. Plus, I'm like SpiderMan now. SpiderOrange! Imagine that!
[Whatever happened back there, he seems a little more chipper again!]
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
[Whatever happened back there, he seems a little more chipper again!]
[His fruit friends are all MIA.
He needs a new group of people to "hey"!]
He needs a new group of people to "hey"!]
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
[His fruit friends are all MIA.
He needs a new group of people to "hey"!]
He needs a new group of people to "hey"!]
...the rot makes me hungry. I didn't say that, huh.
February 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
...the rot makes me hungry. I didn't say that, huh.
I'm so HUNGRY.
Gee...
[That doesn't sound good, somehow.]
Gee...
[That doesn't sound good, somehow.]
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I'm so HUNGRY.
Gee...
[That doesn't sound good, somehow.]
Gee...
[That doesn't sound good, somehow.]