nate the funky yakubian
@dasmoothbrain.bsky.social
imp. cretin. ne'erdowell.
earned income tax credits for child deportees who go on to serve in the us military and start small businesses in their places of abduction
Real talk: if the environment is anything close to what yesterday’s special election implies in November, there need to be people working very hard on a serious agenda for a substantial Democratic majority in both houses of Congress, focused on voting rights, democracy, and court reform.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
earned income tax credits for child deportees who go on to serve in the us military and start small businesses in their places of abduction
thank you for the bravery to spell out the word "fuck" instead of "f*ck"
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 PM
thank you for the bravery to spell out the word "fuck" instead of "f*ck"
elder millennial novak djokovic thank you for vanquishing that steroid addicted marionette
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
elder millennial novak djokovic thank you for vanquishing that steroid addicted marionette
grasp this
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
grasp this
damn he was real as fuck for that one
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
damn he was real as fuck for that one
yeah libya and record deportation and DAPL were all terrible but have you SEEN his freaking twitter posts these days??
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
yeah libya and record deportation and DAPL were all terrible but have you SEEN his freaking twitter posts these days??
feeling the need to make a chart like this may be predictive of the results
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
feeling the need to make a chart like this may be predictive of the results
how about we reform it by putting you in there
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
how about we reform it by putting you in there
how about we get rid of professional wrong opinion haver as a job and you can dig ditches
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM
how about we get rid of professional wrong opinion haver as a job and you can dig ditches
nice photo op before they start brutalizing citizens
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 PM
nice photo op before they start brutalizing citizens
oh they just had to mention the parking tickets. reaching for anything to say he was no angel
January 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
oh they just had to mention the parking tickets. reaching for anything to say he was no angel
we are going to have to invent a whole new contraption for these people
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
we are going to have to invent a whole new contraption for these people
i love it when people write a big long handwringing thread about how they're pro child abuse
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM
i love it when people write a big long handwringing thread about how they're pro child abuse
Reposted by nate the funky yakubian
Obama awarding his former guy, Tom Homan, and presently the border "czar" under Donald Trump, an award for being so efficient at deporting millions of immigrants in 2015.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Obama awarding his former guy, Tom Homan, and presently the border "czar" under Donald Trump, an award for being so efficient at deporting millions of immigrants in 2015.
european libs are somehow even more annoying than american libs
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
european libs are somehow even more annoying than american libs
free ireland then you can talk
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
free ireland then you can talk
it will happen soon
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it will happen soon
my kingdom for a media class that isn't braindead
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
my kingdom for a media class that isn't braindead
hell yeah MLK got pussy
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
hell yeah MLK got pussy
anyone who deleted their twitter account before me is a wokescold, anyone who has yet to do so after me is a literal nazi
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
anyone who deleted their twitter account before me is a wokescold, anyone who has yet to do so after me is a literal nazi
wow that's an epic own dude you should show it to the people in memphis being poisoned by exhaust from diesel generators used to power grok datacenters i bet they would laugh really hard and then cough a lot
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
wow that's an epic own dude you should show it to the people in memphis being poisoned by exhaust from diesel generators used to power grok datacenters i bet they would laugh really hard and then cough a lot
get a real job loser
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
get a real job loser
now THAT is what i call web design (not joking)
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
now THAT is what i call web design (not joking)
nyck de vries manning the gun because he's a small target
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
nyck de vries manning the gun because he's a small target