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When I get to 2000 followers I’m gonna buy my momma a house. Thick thighs lokey God’s greatest creation if we keeping it 💯 #Napgawd #Blacksky
ATL 📍
Pinned
The creed I live by.
And we got a game today at 5. Lord we need this dub
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February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I might go grab me a lil quickie nap cause my day ain’t eeem close to being done. 😩😩
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I respect it .. you got morals 🤣🤣
It depends on where im getting this biscuit.

Did I make pillsbury at home? Team syrup

Wendy's?
Team extra honey butter

IHop? Team jelly
When getting a breakfast biscuit. Are you ..

Team Jelly?
Team no jelly?
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Anyone else's social media apps acting up on their phones?
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Why y'all let me that special on Elizabeth Smart kidnapping last night on Netflix.

Wheewww... That child went through it.
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
But if you haven't experienced homemade preserves .. you haven't really experienced life.

Throw that on a hot biscuit with a lil bit of butter for the razzle dazzle. ...

nigggggaaaaaaaaa
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February 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Syrup is a game changer, ngl ... I could legit put syrup on anything.. lolol
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I was with you till you brought mayo into the chat fam...lolol
Sausage - Jelly
Chicken- honey/hot sauce and maybe mayo
When getting a breakfast biscuit. Are you ..

Team Jelly?
Team no jelly?
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Mustard is crazy fam... lol
If it's any kind of sausage, strawberry jam and mustard

Nothing if it's bacon
When getting a breakfast biscuit. Are you ..

Team Jelly?
Team no jelly?
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Looks like I left out the honey and butter team when asking this question..lol
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
When getting a breakfast biscuit. Are you ..

Team Jelly?
Team no jelly?
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
An extra special good morning to all those who voted for a black woman.
A special middle finger for those who didn't.

Jah Bless
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Good morning world.
February 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Y’all get your money from eating those collard greens and black eyed peas.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Getting food when your kids ain’t around >>>>>>>>>>
February 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Why cuh got that thang tooted like that? .. 🤣🤣🤣
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February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
So the Wizards gonna pay Trae and AD???
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February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Lunch lady gave me some extra tots without me having to ask today.

Damn if you tryna fuck just say that lady …
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February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“There you go giving a fuck when it ain’t your turn to give a fuck.”

Jesus of Nazareth
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February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Is Mitch Mcconell still in the hospital
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February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yesterdays convo with my mom

Her: are you taking care of yourself?
Me: yes
Her: Do you know your numbers
Me: mom
Her: Are you drinking enough water, what color is your pee.
Me: ma’am!
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February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I ain’t gonna say nothing..
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February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM