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Avery Simone 🌸 NYC 1/13-1/17 🌸 NOLA & FMTY 🌸
@dateavery.bsky.social
✨Breath of fresh air, bonafide good time ✨NOLA & FMTY✨
www.dateavery.com
$velvetdreamsss
Pinned
Can I come over and crawl on your 80s Art Deco furniture like this?
Craving a massage session after a long week of travel - if you’d like to sponsor my post-tour relaxation ($100-170), my CA is $velvetdreamsss 🧖‍♀️💆‍♀️
January 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Sooo happy to be back home in New Orleans after a super fun NYC visit! Louisiana honeys, let’s make some fun plans to welcome me back ❤️
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Nothing like coming home to some little treats from my wishlist waiting for me ❤️🙈
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Here I am in Babushka Mode to let you know that I’d love to get taken to brunch or lunch this Thursday or Friday in NYC. You know what to do ;)
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This morning’s interiors ✨
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
NYC: I’ve arrived and I’m craving some fresh uni and a soak at Aire. Let’s make plans?

(Long distance admirers: you can still send me to soak my chilly self at Aire via gift card, just saying 😘)
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Reposted by Avery Simone 🌸 NYC 1/13-1/17 🌸 NOLA & FMTY 🌸
Miss me? Enjoying my silly little thirst traps and thoughts? Want to make a special impression before we meet? I just updated my wishlist with some little treasures… marigoldgift.com/averysimonex...
Marigold - Make me smile 🤍
marigoldgift.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyway - the best way to keep up with me for now is either here or via my Substack (really loving that app so far!). Please send thoughts and prayers and wishlist treats during this difficult time of grief.
The Reaper (X’s terms and conditions) comes for us all. RIP my twitter account 🙃🙃🙃🙃
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The Reaper (X’s terms and conditions) comes for us all. RIP my twitter account 🙃🙃🙃🙃
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Dirty martini / dirty mind 🫒🧚🏻
January 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
🖕🏻🧊♾️
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Sure, you could send her roses, but a weekly CSA share of unique arrangements from a local flower farm?! top tier 😮‍💨 🥵
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
NYC boyfriends : my dance card is almost full, but I still have some availability on Thursday 1/15 and Friday 1/16. Omakase and chill?
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Red rum
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Baby’s first Substack post 😘

substack.com/@averysimone...
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
My NYC dance card is filling up quick, but I still have availability for a dinner date on 16th or a little afternoon getaway on the 14/15.
Lately I’ve been dying to check out Jungsik, Saga, or the Office of Mr. Moto 👀
Philly boyfriends: I could be lured your way by the right date pitch on the 17th😘
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Stepping into 2026 as God intended ✨
Thank you, R, for giving me the princess treatment for our first date 💕
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
2026 Ins:

Generous spirits
Spin the bottle
Analogue media
Fucking back
2am wishlist notifications
MFM bookings
Tipping 50%
Owning a tamagotchi

Outs:
AI apologists
Burrata
“Avail now?”
The gentrification of tinned fish
“Unhinged” when you actually mean just like a lil’ kooky
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Alright, last chance before the year is over to confess your crush on me.

(Just kidding, you can actually also confess it in 2026, preferably over a shared bottle of something nice in a dimly lit restaurant)
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🍒 NYC 🍒 JANUARY 13-17 🍒

I’ll show you my extensive list of restaurants I’ve been meaning to try if you show me yours 😉
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’ve migrated my newsletter on over to Subst@ck (same username as here). I’ll be posting occasional little musings and pics as well as upcoming travel plans - keep your eyes peeled for a little something from me over the next day or so (and a NYC travel announcement for January!)
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you’ve enjoyed my online or IRL presence this year (or both!), it’s not too late to play Santa btw 🎁 👀
Things are looking very seasonal and cozy over here, for those interested in securing a place on my Nice list 😇
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My crowning achievement for Christmas dinner: homemade lychee martini jello shots 💅
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This Christmas, I’m sponsoring a local family of four meeting their needs of groceries and some toys for their kids. $ velvetdreamsss for those who’d like to help contribute ❤️

Wishing you all a peaceful and happy holiday season! ❤️ 🕯️ 🌲 ✨
December 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What’s your beach read?
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM