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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 27m

I have run over 1,000 people down these aisles!

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 1h

And the soccer locker lotto typically tripically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 2h

Everyone is a telephone operator.

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 3h

Did you know that a single chocolate chip provides sufficient food energy for an adult?

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 6h

Let me add some thoughts.

Now, let me add some words.

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 7h

[Gwonam flies in]
GWONAM: Yo.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 9h

CUSTOMER: Hi.
EMPLOYEE: May I have a nice day?
CUSTOMER: No.
EMPLOYEE: Okay.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 10h

Stop ignoring me!

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 11h

For an unlimited time, you can get a screensaver featuring Silver.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 12h

I hope this tutorial on pumping up your tires has been depressing.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 13h

Awawa.

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 14h

I bought it at an auction. I'm a big auction fan, so...

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 15h

Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brother? I fly.

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 16h

Inspectors check. Checktors inspect.

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 17h

Frieza.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 18h

Feeling feelings? Must be Feels Time.

DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 19h

It's not a plan to create jobs, it is not a plan to reduce the deficit, it is not a plan to build the deficit, it is not a plan to create JoJ, it's not a plan to defecate, it is not a plan to sit, it is not a planet, it is not a plant, it is not a plalp.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 20h

Flour has gluten in it. Gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 21h

That's just an expression; there ain't really no SeS involved.

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 23h

[gunshot]
GARRISON: And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded! lol

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 1d

The sock is going to function not only as a flavor enhancer, but 11 flavor enhancers.

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