Dat Old Goat
@datoldgoat.bsky.social
An old Goat. Occasionally: An Actor, A Writer, A Knight, An Uncle, A High Priest, Sober....
MAGA....Witches...I always kinda thought those two were mutually exclusive
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
MAGA....Witches...I always kinda thought those two were mutually exclusive
Its also apparently long skirt and tight sweater season...unexpected, but im nit mad about it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Its also apparently long skirt and tight sweater season...unexpected, but im nit mad about it.
I hate snow but i love snow pants season.
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I hate snow but i love snow pants season.
Time to go exercise my liver and spleen. Ive been slacking on them lately
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Time to go exercise my liver and spleen. Ive been slacking on them lately
Annnndd now the Black Panthers. MAGAs not just cooked, but eaten.
January 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Annnndd now the Black Panthers. MAGAs not just cooked, but eaten.
Boodles and Blandings
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Boodles and Blandings
Welp. Ice-T is back in the fray. MAGA is fucked
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Welp. Ice-T is back in the fray. MAGA is fucked
Storm woke me up. Now I cant get back to sleep. Fyckin lame
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Storm woke me up. Now I cant get back to sleep. Fyckin lame
So. Im planning on doing tomorrow what I planned to do today.....
Or...
Yeah, im probably gonna wake up way too early (cat's an asshole) and spend the day in a gin infused haze playing Horizon: Forbidden West
Or...
Yeah, im probably gonna wake up way too early (cat's an asshole) and spend the day in a gin infused haze playing Horizon: Forbidden West
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
So. Im planning on doing tomorrow what I planned to do today.....
Or...
Yeah, im probably gonna wake up way too early (cat's an asshole) and spend the day in a gin infused haze playing Horizon: Forbidden West
Or...
Yeah, im probably gonna wake up way too early (cat's an asshole) and spend the day in a gin infused haze playing Horizon: Forbidden West
Original pland for the day derailed by cracked knees and chicken and dumplings.
Also, my guts are real mad at me today. I blame the starbucks energy drink.
Also, my guts are real mad at me today. I blame the starbucks energy drink.
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Original pland for the day derailed by cracked knees and chicken and dumplings.
Also, my guts are real mad at me today. I blame the starbucks energy drink.
Also, my guts are real mad at me today. I blame the starbucks energy drink.
Theres nanner puddin at home and im stuck here at work. Lame
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Theres nanner puddin at home and im stuck here at work. Lame
Maybe late 90s Power Metal. What are ZP Theart and Luca Turilli doing these days?
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Maybe late 90s Power Metal. What are ZP Theart and Luca Turilli doing these days?
Tomorrow might just have to be an 80s thrash kinda day
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Tomorrow might just have to be an 80s thrash kinda day
Roots count as a flared base, right? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Roots count as a flared base, right? Asking for a friend.
Ia ftaghn! Pthuglui Yog-Sothoth. All Praises in Abundance to the Opener of The Ways. All Praises in Abundance to Yog-Sothoth, you who knows the Gate and is the Gate, through which I beg thee: Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor. Volguus Zildrohar, Traveller I bid thee Come!
Retail sucks...
Retail sucks...
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ia ftaghn! Pthuglui Yog-Sothoth. All Praises in Abundance to the Opener of The Ways. All Praises in Abundance to Yog-Sothoth, you who knows the Gate and is the Gate, through which I beg thee: Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor. Volguus Zildrohar, Traveller I bid thee Come!
Retail sucks...
Retail sucks...
2 articles I read this morning: one saying that microdosing thc can slow or even halt alzheimers. The other saying that video games can slow brain aging by 10 to 20 years. I think it safe to say, my brain is gonna live forever.
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
2 articles I read this morning: one saying that microdosing thc can slow or even halt alzheimers. The other saying that video games can slow brain aging by 10 to 20 years. I think it safe to say, my brain is gonna live forever.
Im off tomorrow. The current plan is to drink Gin Rickeys, make chicken broth, smoke some ribs, play retro video games, and find a youtube channel that managed to upload an entire saturday morning cartoon schedule from 1987
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Im off tomorrow. The current plan is to drink Gin Rickeys, make chicken broth, smoke some ribs, play retro video games, and find a youtube channel that managed to upload an entire saturday morning cartoon schedule from 1987
Driving along 249 and at 1960, i glance over and see a building with a sign what says, "Ogle School." And my first thought was, "I wonder if they need teachers?" Im at least a PhD level Ogler.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Driving along 249 and at 1960, i glance over and see a building with a sign what says, "Ogle School." And my first thought was, "I wonder if they need teachers?" Im at least a PhD level Ogler.
Glad I didnt trust that fart.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Glad I didnt trust that fart.
Sandra (a lil bit tipsy): "........you know, starry night by Vincent...uh Price."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sandra (a lil bit tipsy): "........you know, starry night by Vincent...uh Price."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
Tiddybats.
That is all
That is all
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tiddybats.
That is all
That is all
Check on your barbarian friends. We are not okay right now
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Check on your barbarian friends. We are not okay right now
(Continues) Fuck it, we'll do it ourselves. Disclosure: Pep Boys, and Fred Haas toyota, yall were great. 5 stars. National North Towing: I hope Gozer makes you eat your own junk. Mr. Rogers is disappointed in you.
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
(Continues) Fuck it, we'll do it ourselves. Disclosure: Pep Boys, and Fred Haas toyota, yall were great. 5 stars. National North Towing: I hope Gozer makes you eat your own junk. Mr. Rogers is disappointed in you.
(Continues) Call tow company, supervisors hems and haws. Driver hangs up. Toyota calls, hey, why do we have your car? GOOD FUCKIN QUESTION ANTHONY FROM NATIONAL NORTH TOWING?! Go take the car to the right goddamn place. Anthony: Disconnect. (+5 Renegade) Supervisor: Disconnect (+5 Renegade)
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
(Continues) Call tow company, supervisors hems and haws. Driver hangs up. Toyota calls, hey, why do we have your car? GOOD FUCKIN QUESTION ANTHONY FROM NATIONAL NORTH TOWING?! Go take the car to the right goddamn place. Anthony: Disconnect. (+5 Renegade) Supervisor: Disconnect (+5 Renegade)