Dave Brockman 💙💛
@davebrockman.bsky.social
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Leftie, pro-EU remoaner, motorsport junkie, 80s music obsessive, comedy geek, frustrated DJ, education trustee, finance in the day job.
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That plus people shitting in cat litter trays.
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I'm sure the Reynolds Girls don't spend much of their time jacking either, but what's your point?
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Why would he care? There's no meaningful sanction beyond a slap on the wrist, and most people's opinions of Johnson are already baked in.
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I've no idea how he wrings a column out of pretty routine DIY jobs or domestic happenings every week. Most of just crack on with it. But the regulars in the comments treat him like Peter Ustinov instead of the tedious bore he is.
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Give it a few years and there'll be a Trump golf course and a tacky gold plated hotel ☹️
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...until he had a crisis of confidence?
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Very few cover versions work, but Neneh Cherry doing I Got You Under My Skin was just brilliant. That constant driving bass, the dirty unpolished feel, just amazing. #TOTP
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Where's Philomena when you need her? #TOTP
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Even a minor Pet Shop Boys hit is better than 90% of the dross we've been subjected to this evening. #TOTP
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Wow, that 747 is really paying for itself!
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Hammer Time?

In the Name of Love?

Right Now, thank you very much?
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Not a lot makes me laugh out loud, but here I sit giggling like Ron Swanson on Snake Juice.
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"When you said 'blue', I thought you meant 'filth'"

#TOTP #Taskmaster
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What? Like "Exodus, Mooo-vment of Jah People"?

#TOTP
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I absolutely did. Then I met her several times, which was in no way awkward.
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Bollocks: they used to rust to pieces after about 5 years. #TOTP
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Oh do your own punchline. I can't be bothered.

#TOTP