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the light sensor is on the outside of the cubicle. So my flailing in the dark whilst pooing was literally futile.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the light sensor is on the outside of the cubicle. So my flailing in the dark whilst pooing was literally futile.
I know these automatic light settings are meant to discourage people from spending too long in the loos, but fyi 3 minutes is not long enough for me to both poop and wipe these days.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I know these automatic light settings are meant to discourage people from spending too long in the loos, but fyi 3 minutes is not long enough for me to both poop and wipe these days.
I have the wildest dreams after I’ve eaten sauerkraut.
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I have the wildest dreams after I’ve eaten sauerkraut.
Is it weird that I think ‘dirt nap’ sounds quite nice.
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Is it weird that I think ‘dirt nap’ sounds quite nice.
It’s important that you know this photo happened in the middle of a ‘why don’t I have many pictures of my family, probably because I’m too busy looking for pretty colours to picture’ conversation over Xmas dinner.
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It’s important that you know this photo happened in the middle of a ‘why don’t I have many pictures of my family, probably because I’m too busy looking for pretty colours to picture’ conversation over Xmas dinner.
I wasn’t even in the mood to watch a movie and Wale Up Dead Man blew me away. It even stands up great on tele.
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I wasn’t even in the mood to watch a movie and Wale Up Dead Man blew me away. It even stands up great on tele.
By far the coolest car in the village.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
By far the coolest car in the village.
The Black Bull, Corbridge.
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The Black Bull, Corbridge.
Soaking up some Northern Winter vibes before returning South.
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Soaking up some Northern Winter vibes before returning South.
They’ve got a point.
December 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
They’ve got a point.
Me too dumpster, me too.
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me too dumpster, me too.
In case you’re wondering the best Xmas drink is Cinder Toffee Stout.
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
In case you’re wondering the best Xmas drink is Cinder Toffee Stout.
Getting your colleagues chocolate-based presents. Forgetting to buy yourself one. Spending the last day at work staring at them resentfully as they eat chocolate.
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Getting your colleagues chocolate-based presents. Forgetting to buy yourself one. Spending the last day at work staring at them resentfully as they eat chocolate.
I used to get a lot of laughs out of the Darwin Awards, but I just accidentally covered myself in bbq sauce while surrounded by animals baying for meat, so…
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I used to get a lot of laughs out of the Darwin Awards, but I just accidentally covered myself in bbq sauce while surrounded by animals baying for meat, so…
Thank you for sponsoring my coffee rush @okbjgm.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thank you for sponsoring my coffee rush @okbjgm.bsky.social
No Spotify, someone listening to Slayer at full volume with their eyes closed does not want to join someone else’s jam.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No Spotify, someone listening to Slayer at full volume with their eyes closed does not want to join someone else’s jam.
One of the things I like about Bluesky is that one day’s activity = about 20 minutes of actual scrolling before you hit yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One of the things I like about Bluesky is that one day’s activity = about 20 minutes of actual scrolling before you hit yesterday.
The fact most of this platform is complaining about the 4k restoration of Mad Men should tell us something about ourselves.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The fact most of this platform is complaining about the 4k restoration of Mad Men should tell us something about ourselves.
Not angry today. Just love this man.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not angry today. Just love this man.