Jesus of Skelmersdale
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Knighted for limbering up on Rodney street.
Pinned
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Out now
If you like fantastic art and the majesty of Liverpool….
On sale at news from nowhere, bold street, Liverpool
If you like fantastic art and the majesty of Liverpool….
On sale at news from nowhere, bold street, Liverpool
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Out now
If you like fantastic art and the majesty of Liverpool….
On sale at news from nowhere, bold street, Liverpool
If you like fantastic art and the majesty of Liverpool….
On sale at news from nowhere, bold street, Liverpool
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When your mouth knows there is Biscoff crunchy in the cupboard & leaves your face to go find it
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When your mouth knows there is Biscoff crunchy in the cupboard & leaves your face to go find it
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When Stuey Barlow stands up from the subs bench
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
When Stuey Barlow stands up from the subs bench
Harrison Armstrong starts if he is recalled
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Harrison Armstrong starts if he is recalled
70th minute
Handball shouts for us
Commentary erm VAR already checked it and dismissed.
Literally zero time to produce a replay and watch it….but cleared
Not shown on TV
Bent as fuck
Couldnt tell you if it was as they didnt show it
Handball shouts for us
Commentary erm VAR already checked it and dismissed.
Literally zero time to produce a replay and watch it….but cleared
Not shown on TV
Bent as fuck
Couldnt tell you if it was as they didnt show it
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
70th minute
Handball shouts for us
Commentary erm VAR already checked it and dismissed.
Literally zero time to produce a replay and watch it….but cleared
Not shown on TV
Bent as fuck
Couldnt tell you if it was as they didnt show it
Handball shouts for us
Commentary erm VAR already checked it and dismissed.
Literally zero time to produce a replay and watch it….but cleared
Not shown on TV
Bent as fuck
Couldnt tell you if it was as they didnt show it
Its Bonk i feel sorry for
He missed this
He missed this
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Its Bonk i feel sorry for
He missed this
He missed this
Bonk
Beto on 1 goal every 6.3 games
Thats only that low as he had clearly a lucky spell
This season its 1 in 10 and one was a n easy cup game
Its not supply or getting used to the Prem
He is just awful at all the things
Permanent Town stocks for whoever scouted him
Beto on 1 goal every 6.3 games
Thats only that low as he had clearly a lucky spell
This season its 1 in 10 and one was a n easy cup game
Its not supply or getting used to the Prem
He is just awful at all the things
Permanent Town stocks for whoever scouted him
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bonk
Beto on 1 goal every 6.3 games
Thats only that low as he had clearly a lucky spell
This season its 1 in 10 and one was a n easy cup game
Its not supply or getting used to the Prem
He is just awful at all the things
Permanent Town stocks for whoever scouted him
Beto on 1 goal every 6.3 games
Thats only that low as he had clearly a lucky spell
This season its 1 in 10 and one was a n easy cup game
Its not supply or getting used to the Prem
He is just awful at all the things
Permanent Town stocks for whoever scouted him
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Pub 5 done
The Winslow, Epic Everton
The Vines, Senanigans, Philharmonic, Alberts, and The Winslow
Aiming for 1 a day of Liverpools epic pubs
The Winslow, Epic Everton
The Vines, Senanigans, Philharmonic, Alberts, and The Winslow
Aiming for 1 a day of Liverpools epic pubs
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pub 5 done
The Winslow, Epic Everton
The Vines, Senanigans, Philharmonic, Alberts, and The Winslow
Aiming for 1 a day of Liverpools epic pubs
The Winslow, Epic Everton
The Vines, Senanigans, Philharmonic, Alberts, and The Winslow
Aiming for 1 a day of Liverpools epic pubs
Arsenal there for the taking.
Did nothing special
Did nothing special
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Arsenal there for the taking.
Did nothing special
Did nothing special
If there is any slight interest in Beto we sell
Wanchope without the goals
Wanchope without the goals
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If there is any slight interest in Beto we sell
Wanchope without the goals
Wanchope without the goals
Beto fucking marks himself
Rohl ran 30m as zero Beto option
Looks up
Beto has ran himself behind players
Rohl ran 30m as zero Beto option
Looks up
Beto has ran himself behind players
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Beto fucking marks himself
Rohl ran 30m as zero Beto option
Looks up
Beto has ran himself behind players
Rohl ran 30m as zero Beto option
Looks up
Beto has ran himself behind players
Arsenal are ropey
Everton need to believe they can win
Like a training match this
Everton need to believe they can win
Like a training match this
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Arsenal are ropey
Everton need to believe they can win
Like a training match this
Everton need to believe they can win
Like a training match this
Obrien has not been in good form
Winging it
That should be 2 nil
Winging it
That should be 2 nil
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Obrien has not been in good form
Winging it
That should be 2 nil
Winging it
That should be 2 nil
Whats the earliest Senegal can get knocked out.
Im defo supporting their opposition
Im defo supporting their opposition
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Whats the earliest Senegal can get knocked out.
Im defo supporting their opposition
Im defo supporting their opposition
Dont panic
Apart from our defender playing netball….zero threat
This is shit Arsenal
Its coming
A wooping
Apart from our defender playing netball….zero threat
This is shit Arsenal
Its coming
A wooping
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dont panic
Apart from our defender playing netball….zero threat
This is shit Arsenal
Its coming
A wooping
Apart from our defender playing netball….zero threat
This is shit Arsenal
Its coming
A wooping
McNeil needs a battery change
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
McNeil needs a battery change
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Pre-match display and tifo at Hill Dickinson stadium ahead of Everton v Arsenal.
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pre-match display and tifo at Hill Dickinson stadium ahead of Everton v Arsenal.
2 players abroad and 2 injured
Our bench has 3.5 pro players
However
We get crap Arsenal tonight
3 nil and Dwight pings a freekick
Garner pingeth twice
Our bench has 3.5 pro players
However
We get crap Arsenal tonight
3 nil and Dwight pings a freekick
Garner pingeth twice
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
2 players abroad and 2 injured
Our bench has 3.5 pro players
However
We get crap Arsenal tonight
3 nil and Dwight pings a freekick
Garner pingeth twice
Our bench has 3.5 pro players
However
We get crap Arsenal tonight
3 nil and Dwight pings a freekick
Garner pingeth twice
When your mouth knows there is Biscoff crunchy in the cupboard & leaves your face to go find it
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When your mouth knows there is Biscoff crunchy in the cupboard & leaves your face to go find it
Today an Arsenal fan asked me “can Arsenal perform on a freezing cold dockland?”
Yup we are that ground now
All i did was point out Saka is Anderton and Dcl’s child and fakes “the leg” when he gets tired
Yup we are that ground now
All i did was point out Saka is Anderton and Dcl’s child and fakes “the leg” when he gets tired
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Today an Arsenal fan asked me “can Arsenal perform on a freezing cold dockland?”
Yup we are that ground now
All i did was point out Saka is Anderton and Dcl’s child and fakes “the leg” when he gets tired
Yup we are that ground now
All i did was point out Saka is Anderton and Dcl’s child and fakes “the leg” when he gets tired
When Stuey Barlow stands up from the subs bench
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
When Stuey Barlow stands up from the subs bench
The efficaciousness of Garner will bring joy after 8
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The efficaciousness of Garner will bring joy after 8
This witch hunt on Brian is uncalled for
Yes the Beatles are scousers but let it go
Worst thing he did was allow Ringo a microphone
Yes the Beatles are scousers but let it go
Worst thing he did was allow Ringo a microphone
They will literally delete and burn huge sections of the Epstein files.
You have to hope a whistle lower who took copies of the original documents emerges
You have to hope a whistle lower who took copies of the original documents emerges
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This witch hunt on Brian is uncalled for
Yes the Beatles are scousers but let it go
Worst thing he did was allow Ringo a microphone
Yes the Beatles are scousers but let it go
Worst thing he did was allow Ringo a microphone
Harrison Armstrong coming back
Be honest i thought he looked ready pre season
Hell yes return
He will do well
Be honest i thought he looked ready pre season
Hell yes return
He will do well
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Harrison Armstrong coming back
Be honest i thought he looked ready pre season
Hell yes return
He will do well
Be honest i thought he looked ready pre season
Hell yes return
He will do well
Second cat defo looking at owner in despair
Will he put some pants on it looks like a baby vole
Will he put some pants on it looks like a baby vole
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Second cat defo looking at owner in despair
Will he put some pants on it looks like a baby vole
Will he put some pants on it looks like a baby vole