Dave McElfatrick
@davemcelfatrick.bsky.social
Cyanide & Happiness / Boids / Eddsworld / Animation+
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He gets all the bitches.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
He gets all the bitches.
don't make me show the meat
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
don't make me show the meat
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Check out this opportunist.
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Check out this opportunist.
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Meet the new guy, Mr Balls.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Meet the new guy, Mr Balls.
Is Mastodon worth doing?
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is Mastodon worth doing?
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I'm not implying anyone SHOULD do this, but it would be funny to buy this hat and go around pretending to be ICE, and just sorta gumming up their schemes a little. Also, "good conversational piece"? The conversation goes "neat hat." "Thanks, it's from the Dallas Police Department." "ok"
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm not implying anyone SHOULD do this, but it would be funny to buy this hat and go around pretending to be ICE, and just sorta gumming up their schemes a little. Also, "good conversational piece"? The conversation goes "neat hat." "Thanks, it's from the Dallas Police Department." "ok"
I wanna hang out in this room
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I wanna hang out in this room
Pssst Blusky gets one early
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pssst Blusky gets one early
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Funny bird comic haha wait DAVE MCELFATRICK FROM CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS??
Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Funny bird comic haha wait DAVE MCELFATRICK FROM CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS??
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Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
There is literally nothing to do online that isn't AI dribble or videos of men with microphones asking women about penises at the beach
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There is literally nothing to do online that isn't AI dribble or videos of men with microphones asking women about penises at the beach
“Relive the grandeur” implies I was a passenger on board the titanic and that is the worst recommendation I’d make to any survivor
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Relive the grandeur” implies I was a passenger on board the titanic and that is the worst recommendation I’d make to any survivor
I enjoyed that first IT film, as brutal as it was. The second was a snorefest and Stranger Things basically came in and beat the premise until it was horse paste, along with a bunch of other stuff in the late 2010s. Are You Afraid Of The Dark was the same thing again
I don’t really get the point of the series other than to watch children get tortured/killed? We know they aren’t going to win, so what stakes are there?
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I enjoyed that first IT film, as brutal as it was. The second was a snorefest and Stranger Things basically came in and beat the premise until it was horse paste, along with a bunch of other stuff in the late 2010s. Are You Afraid Of The Dark was the same thing again
Is it wrong to say I’m not very interested in Welcome To Derry? That last IT movie was so long and it’s just gonna be another scary clown. I don’t need more IT.
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is it wrong to say I’m not very interested in Welcome To Derry? That last IT movie was so long and it’s just gonna be another scary clown. I don’t need more IT.
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October 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
m̵͙̭̞͇̠̱͔̣͐̈̄̅̋̊͗̉̒̋̾͜ͅȍ̸̡̝̯̟̘͍͖̰̜͎͕û̶̺̻̖̮̳̳̯̅͂̏͒̄̒̓̕̚͝͝t̸͍̥͈͘h̶͓̘̬̦̪̟͙͍͂̇͐̔͑̉͋̃̌͆̐̀̈́̄ͅs̵̡̛͇̮͈͓̥̮̪̤̫͓̼̖͉̿̌̈́͊̐̄͆̍̈́̚.̵͎̺̿͆̎̔͑́̒͝
