Dave
@davethefella.bsky.social
I’m a Slavic bastard who loves coffee, and my wife… not my kids though. They’re kinda annoying
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
My wonderful sister told me I should start sharing my art! #indie #indiegame #cultofthelamb #hollowknight #slimerancher
July 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My wonderful sister told me I should start sharing my art! #indie #indiegame #cultofthelamb #hollowknight #slimerancher
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Had my first cigarette paired with a jack and diet. It was pretty fun; I should do this every day for the rest of my life
July 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Had my first cigarette paired with a jack and diet. It was pretty fun; I should do this every day for the rest of my life
The big fuckwad bill is the worst thing to come out of this administration by far. My mother relied on government healthcare programs for years while raising me and my siblings. Her low paying jobs didn’t offer healthcare, and now millions in similar situations don’t have that opportunity
July 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The big fuckwad bill is the worst thing to come out of this administration by far. My mother relied on government healthcare programs for years while raising me and my siblings. Her low paying jobs didn’t offer healthcare, and now millions in similar situations don’t have that opportunity
The US is officially the asshole of the world
June 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The US is officially the asshole of the world
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Had gyros from a Mediterranean restaurant. I think the place was a front for drugs, cause they were reeeeeal confused when I walked in
June 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Had gyros from a Mediterranean restaurant. I think the place was a front for drugs, cause they were reeeeeal confused when I walked in
Just saw my friend at my local gas station. Not getting gas, but getting monsters. Then he drove in the direction of his house. He lives 20 minutes away with three convenience stores between here and there.
Should I bully for this?
Should I bully for this?
June 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just saw my friend at my local gas station. Not getting gas, but getting monsters. Then he drove in the direction of his house. He lives 20 minutes away with three convenience stores between here and there.
Should I bully for this?
Should I bully for this?
Aww, look at the poor boy; so upset that nobody showed up to his birthday party 🥺🥺
Don’t worry, kiddo. Maybe next year people will show up
Don’t worry, kiddo. Maybe next year people will show up
June 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Aww, look at the poor boy; so upset that nobody showed up to his birthday party 🥺🥺
Don’t worry, kiddo. Maybe next year people will show up
Don’t worry, kiddo. Maybe next year people will show up
@ceritusorbis.com did you know your name literally translates from Latin as “waxy world”?
June 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@ceritusorbis.com did you know your name literally translates from Latin as “waxy world”?
Deltarune is so unironically good, I need to give Tobias more of my money
June 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Deltarune is so unironically good, I need to give Tobias more of my money
I hate being a guy, because the only way I feel allowed to express negative emotions is punching things
June 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I hate being a guy, because the only way I feel allowed to express negative emotions is punching things
We need to make sodas with a milder sweetness. My fatass can’t stop drinking sodas, but I need to be able to fit in my future coffin
June 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We need to make sodas with a milder sweetness. My fatass can’t stop drinking sodas, but I need to be able to fit in my future coffin
Confession time. I let my friend name me, and now I’m to lazy to change it. My name is Dave, not mahatma
June 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Confession time. I let my friend name me, and now I’m to lazy to change it. My name is Dave, not mahatma
I gave an air kiss to a friend of mine, and some girls behind him thought it was directed toward them. Anywho, off to dig a hole for myself to climb into
June 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I gave an air kiss to a friend of mine, and some girls behind him thought it was directed toward them. Anywho, off to dig a hole for myself to climb into
@theonion.com
“Area man questions his son’s sexuality after witnessing him play ‘Stardew Valley’”
“Area man questions his son’s sexuality after witnessing him play ‘Stardew Valley’”
May 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@theonion.com
“Area man questions his son’s sexuality after witnessing him play ‘Stardew Valley’”
“Area man questions his son’s sexuality after witnessing him play ‘Stardew Valley’”
Yall, posting a stonetoss comic in the year of our lord 2025 is the most embarrassing thing ever. Especially the whole Neo Nazi thing
May 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yall, posting a stonetoss comic in the year of our lord 2025 is the most embarrassing thing ever. Especially the whole Neo Nazi thing
Gonna eat an acai bowl in precisely 46 minutes
May 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gonna eat an acai bowl in precisely 46 minutes
You don’t know what abnormal feels like until you watch your brother play Sid Myer’s civ 6 with tubbo
May 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You don’t know what abnormal feels like until you watch your brother play Sid Myer’s civ 6 with tubbo
May 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Women love me, mosquitos fear me
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Women love me, mosquitos fear me