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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑

@davidtaylornyc.bsky.social

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Causing chaos wherever I unplug things. YEG, GP, and occasional cameo in NJ. Biochemist/Electrician/Superforecaster. Look for me on F24, AJ, DW + BBC. Described as an unpetite, walking liability.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · Nov 16

I can't stress enough how helpful it is to fill in your bio, make an initial post, or reply to posts.

If you follow, and you're expecting us to make a decision to follow back, you're giving us nothing.

Throw us a bone 🙂

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 4d

Himalayan is the best, since the other mountain chain is still underwater

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 4d

Nice to see you again, @fagankara.bsky.social

Good morning!

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 4d

You just reminded me I need to get my aura checked and greased

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 4d

Greetings, fellow human. Welcome back from your short trip to the store to grab bread, eggs, and milk. I won't ask why it took so long.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 4d

There's always the "Let's Add Alabama To The Hurricane Projection Cone With A Sharpie" outfit

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 5d

Hurricane Melissa is currently a Category 3 headed for Jamaica and Florida. Expected to get stronger and inflict approximately $12M in improvements to Mar-A-Lago.

cira-csu.bsky.social @cira-csu.bsky.social · 5d

A jaw-dropping view of the sun setting on Hurricane Melissa tonight.

Melissa continues its approach to Jamaica as a powerful, major hurricane.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 5d

No Big Macs where he's going!

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks! I pair it with potstickers in my lunches or for beef and broccoli.

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Ditto

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

I was thinking fried chicken before seeing this. 🤣

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

"Why'd you make so much?"

Because.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

"Rememed a mess"

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

"LA's fine, but it ain't home" 😁

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

You're having too much fun with this 😁🤣

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Remember MAD Magazine where you folded the back page a certain way to reveal a hidden message?

I kinda do the same with my posts 😁

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Accurate

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Wow. It only raises my sarcasm outbursts.

I've always wondered why a straight guy going to a jobsite full of guys would use Axe/Lynx products.

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

To avoid the rush of others likely to follow, I am having it for breakfast

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 7d

Some personal news, I am going to eat ice cream for dinner.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

After we're done getting rid of the Orange menace and fascism, can we work together to get rid of Axe Body products?

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Boom baby!

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

"Student loan-backed securities" has a definite ring. Very much like "mortgage backed-securities".

We all know how the latter worked out in 2008.

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

"...and then this happened"

(it became a final score 😁)

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Good times

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

Bop bop bahhh

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d

It was another long week at work, which is pretty standard.

But my body is telling me I need homemade chicken fried rice, and it just volunteered me to help make it.