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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 25

“Y’ALL HAD 9 MONTHS TO FIX THAT AC:
BUT Y’ALL CHOSE CRAB LEGS…
NOW LOOK WHO BOILIN” 😭🔥💦 1. #ACStoodNoChance
#BoilinForCrablegs
#SeafoodOverCentralAir
#SweatinAndRegrettin
#HotterThanTheBoilPot
#ShrimpsOverComfort
#CrabLegsOrBust
#YallChoseTheSteamLife

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 24

“Buying groceries with no food stamps
should boost yo credit score.”Here you go:
#BuyingGroceriesWithNoStamps
#GetToastedAndLaugh
#AdultingHard
#CreditScoreShouldJump
#BrokeButTrying
#SwipePrayRepeat
#LaughThroughTheStruggle

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 20

When you're so behind on your bills, that the power company comes and blows out your candles like "bitch we said no lights!"
#LightsOutForReal
#CandleEviction
#BillCollectorSavage
#PowerCompanyPetty
#NoLightsNoMercy
#DebtGotMeInTheDark
#EvenMyCandlesGotCutOff

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 18

Imagine reading a book with no way to turn back the page…
How carefully would you read it?
That’s life no rewinds, just lessons.
#LiveIntentionally #NoDoOvers #MindfulLiving #LifeIsPrecious #OneShotAtLife #ReadCarefully #MakeItCount #LifeWisdom

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 17

If I wrote a book called “How to Fail” and it didn’t sell a single copy… that’s a bestseller in reverse! Mission *un-*accomplished exactly as planned! 💀📉
#HowToFail
#FailingWithStyle
#BestsellerInReverse
#UnintentionalSuccess
#EpicFailWin
#FlopGoals
#MasterOfFailure
#FailureExpert

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 16

“A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and it's called cute but soon as l do it, I'm called a drunk”🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂
#DoubleStandards
#AdultingIsHard
#LetMeNapToo
#BottleServiceGoneWrong
#WhyCantIBeCute
#DrunkButAdorable
#NapGoals
#IGotMilkToo

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 7

“ICE raids in SoCal got more episodes than Law & Order. They out here throwing flashbangs at onlookers like, “Don’t look at us in English or Spanish!”🤦🏾‍♂️
#ICEOrCallOfDuty
#RaidsAndRacism
#FlashbangFriday
#DeportationDrama
#SoCalSurvivalGuide

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 7

Trump and Elon broke up 💔 apparently, Elon wanted space… and Trump wanted a new planet to ban immigrants from. Now they’re subtweeting each other like exes who shared a Twitter password. 🚀🇺🇸 #MAGAAndMars #ToxicBillionaires #TwitterBreakup #RedHatsAndRedFlags #ElonBlockedMe

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 7

🚨BreakingNews:🚨
When ICE officers accidentally lock themselves in a shipping container full of people they’re trying to deport: 😳🚢 “So… anyone got the key, or nah?” 🔑😅 #InstantKarma #LockedUpAbroad #ReverseUnoCard #ContainerChronicles #IceIceBaby

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 5

“Some of y’all don’t wanna know the answer, you just like hearin’ yourself interrogate.
‘Where you goin?’
‘Who wit you?’
‘What time you leave?’
‘Why your left sock higher than the right?’
Damn, Detective! I’m just goin’ to get tacos. 💀
#ImNotOnTrial #QuestionnaireEnergy #LetMeBreathe

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Dawson400🥃 @dawson400.bsky.social · Jun 5

Stages of listening to a slow talker”
👂🏾 Interested
😐 Concerned
😩 Aging
🧓🏾 Ready for retirement
#AintNoIntermission #SpeedItUpCousin #BlackTikTokTiming

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