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What fucking reason would I want to listen to trump while watching the lions fuck off all the way to Jupiter fox
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What fucking reason would I want to listen to trump while watching the lions fuck off all the way to Jupiter fox
Can’t wait for the day guy fieri gets Samalamadingdonged and thrown into the tournament of champions arena against his will
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Can’t wait for the day guy fieri gets Samalamadingdonged and thrown into the tournament of champions arena against his will
800 588 2300 empire today
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
800 588 2300 empire today
If a position needs at least five years professional experience, idk if you can call it an entry level position
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If a position needs at least five years professional experience, idk if you can call it an entry level position
Listen I love big gretch love the state of Michigan but would it kill you to put I don’t know one streetlight on m14? Not even asking for multiple just one singular streetlight
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Listen I love big gretch love the state of Michigan but would it kill you to put I don’t know one streetlight on m14? Not even asking for multiple just one singular streetlight
Why does the Nashville airport smell?
October 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Why does the Nashville airport smell?
They did not play the Michigan flyer jingle and that made me upset
October 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
They did not play the Michigan flyer jingle and that made me upset
So since the blue jays won, I’m now in that weird spot where I will be watching hozier and the tigers while crashing out and dancing my heart out simultaneously so this should be an interesting experience
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So since the blue jays won, I’m now in that weird spot where I will be watching hozier and the tigers while crashing out and dancing my heart out simultaneously so this should be an interesting experience
Buying flyer tickets and the two options for billing address are either my home address or Guantanamo bay and I’m just wondering how that second option got there
October 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Buying flyer tickets and the two options for billing address are either my home address or Guantanamo bay and I’m just wondering how that second option got there
Thinking about that time in high school where after the ap gov exam, instead of doing a second project, our teacher decided we would play monopoly for the rest of the year instead
September 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thinking about that time in high school where after the ap gov exam, instead of doing a second project, our teacher decided we would play monopoly for the rest of the year instead
Our woke Lyft driver was incredible
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Our woke Lyft driver was incredible
We as a society have vastly underrated chocolate covered fruits
August 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We as a society have vastly underrated chocolate covered fruits
Thinking about how in the my weird school book series, there is a kid named Neil Crouch and because of that, he and only he was allowed to either kneel or crouch on the school bus
August 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thinking about how in the my weird school book series, there is a kid named Neil Crouch and because of that, he and only he was allowed to either kneel or crouch on the school bus
If I had a nickel for every spill I’ve made in the kitchen that made a ginormous mess that I had to clean up, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If I had a nickel for every spill I’ve made in the kitchen that made a ginormous mess that I had to clean up, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
Watching little miss sunshine and Olive screamed so loud my dog woke up from her slumber and looked very uncomfortable
August 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Watching little miss sunshine and Olive screamed so loud my dog woke up from her slumber and looked very uncomfortable
My goodness jimba with an all timer on the story
August 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My goodness jimba with an all timer on the story
It’s amazing what street lights can do
July 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s amazing what street lights can do
Last night was certainly a night where various things occurred
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Last night was certainly a night where various things occurred
The bad news is the car is gonna take like four and a half hours and I don’t have my AirPods bc I lost the case last night. The good news is when your dad is gonna pick you up and take you to get sushi for lunch and I think this day is becoming a massive w
July 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The bad news is the car is gonna take like four and a half hours and I don’t have my AirPods bc I lost the case last night. The good news is when your dad is gonna pick you up and take you to get sushi for lunch and I think this day is becoming a massive w
On the drive home I saw a Beamer with a gold bedazzled vanity license plate border that said “IAM MVP” and there has never been anything more on brand that I’ve seen in my life
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On the drive home I saw a Beamer with a gold bedazzled vanity license plate border that said “IAM MVP” and there has never been anything more on brand that I’ve seen in my life
I have never more confidently played a game than when we played bangers, chucked the ball at their can, and tackled Luke to the ground immediately
July 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I have never more confidently played a game than when we played bangers, chucked the ball at their can, and tackled Luke to the ground immediately
“The mint, go binge watch super troopers, or go fuck yourself”
July 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“The mint, go binge watch super troopers, or go fuck yourself”
The Michigan flyer song is a freaking banger
July 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The Michigan flyer song is a freaking banger
Just got an ad on YouTube where a guy said “no bro, that’s so sigma” and I think my brain cells are slowly departing from my brain
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just got an ad on YouTube where a guy said “no bro, that’s so sigma” and I think my brain cells are slowly departing from my brain
Highly do not recommend going to your great aunt’s Fourth of July family gathering while hungover
July 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Highly do not recommend going to your great aunt’s Fourth of July family gathering while hungover