DcSulli
dcsulli.bsky.social
DcSulli
@dcsulli.bsky.social
A Haiku for you:
Stomaching cream cheese
Is a worthwhile skill to learn
Just don't mind the smell
https://youtube.com/@dcsulli
They call it five guys because it's for five guys in a trenchcoat. They walk around Voltron style, 2 for legs, 2 for arms, 1 for torso and head. One meal is enough to feed all of them.
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
When you buy your first labubu you unlock a tower defense minigame. Waves of monsters will come to attack you in your sleep and your labubu will protect you. Every night gets progressively harder with more and tougher monsters. So you gotta upgrade your labubus and buy more of them.
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I just realized I never post my art on here, so here's some music I made. I came up with the lyrics on my walk home from dinner.
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
SMH my head. BRB right back. Heading to the ATM machine.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Apple purée is the only fruit (excluding tomatoes) that gets the sauce treatment in its name. Apple sauce is totally fine but God forbid you call that banana purée banana sauce.
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
One time my dad heard flim by aphex twin and I wanted to show him the bad plus cover I saved on Spotify. But, when I searched for it, no results were found. Turns out my phone was autocorrecting it to "film"
October 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Something about how this patch interacted with the arpeggiator clicked with me and i thought Amazing Grace would be a perfect fit. I hope you enjoy listening as much as i enjoyed making it.
youtu.be/5kaWN1kG05w?...
Hydrasynth Arpeggiator: Amazing Grace (Chill Ambient)
YouTube video by DC Sulli
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Egg drop soup? You're telling me an egg dropped the soup? What's so special about that?
September 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why has nobody made a happy hardcore mix of "do your ears hang low" featuring Hatsune Miku?!
September 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Follow me! Leads you to a dead end full of dad jokes and memes.
September 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if i ever have a pet bug and they're super proper, i will name them Bouglas
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It me
August 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I keep imagining a parody of Dennis the Menace with the marvel villain Thanos. I would call it Thanos the Manos.
August 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Beepis
July 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Weezer needs to put out a version of say it ain't so where all the lyrics are replaced with "Wrestle with Jimmy"
July 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The music of Penny's Big Breakway sounds like it was written by an ensemble of really groovy shrimps 🎶🍤😎
May 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
if Comcast acquires disney, buzz lightyear's catchphrase will be "to xfinity and beyond"
May 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What do you call a McDonald's open only from sunrise to sunset? Ramadonalds.
March 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Say no to drugs and yes to the dress
March 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Techno 101 taught by Mr. Unce
March 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
A sci-fi where different versions of yourself from other dimensions come and visit you for a teachable moment. But you're the deadbeat and the teachable moment is for them.
February 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Okay new novel idea, a coming of age story about a teen who's blood kills vampires but then they fall in love with a vampire and they gotta figure out how to make it work. I'd call it "Growing up with Garlic".
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What if someone named their Kid "Garlic Aioli"? Can you imagine growing up with Garlic? What if they fell in love with a vampire?
February 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay hear me out, Pizza Tower playing cards. Or a pizza tower themed suit in Balatro.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Out of all the platforms I've ever posted on, TikTok had the most engagement by far. Felt like people actually watched and cared about my stuff. None of the other platforms even came close. I'm super bummed about this ban.
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM