Doctorclark | Pipe Symbol Fan
@ddc.me
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Who's going to be laughing all the way to the bank with a 0.4% bump in their retirement account?
Everyone in (North) America!
We all win when our country violently deposes a South American dictator so our oil companies can claim their rich, supple fields!
There's literally no downside to this!
Everyone in (North) America!
We all win when our country violently deposes a South American dictator so our oil companies can claim their rich, supple fields!
There's literally no downside to this!
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Who's going to be laughing all the way to the bank with a 0.4% bump in their retirement account?
Everyone in (North) America!
We all win when our country violently deposes a South American dictator so our oil companies can claim their rich, supple fields!
There's literally no downside to this!
Everyone in (North) America!
We all win when our country violently deposes a South American dictator so our oil companies can claim their rich, supple fields!
There's literally no downside to this!
Smithers, why aren't our customers buying our products?
Our customers are also our employees, sir. But we gave all their wages to ourselves to manipulate our stock price, sir. There's no money left for anything else.
Can we...just buy our own products?
Like another share repurchae, sir?
Our customers are also our employees, sir. But we gave all their wages to ourselves to manipulate our stock price, sir. There's no money left for anything else.
Can we...just buy our own products?
Like another share repurchae, sir?
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Smithers, why aren't our customers buying our products?
Our customers are also our employees, sir. But we gave all their wages to ourselves to manipulate our stock price, sir. There's no money left for anything else.
Can we...just buy our own products?
Like another share repurchae, sir?
Our customers are also our employees, sir. But we gave all their wages to ourselves to manipulate our stock price, sir. There's no money left for anything else.
Can we...just buy our own products?
Like another share repurchae, sir?
I want to see the 2025 Amazon Prime remake of A Few Good Men where the general on the stand says "YOU WANT THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! THOSE GRUNTS KILLED THAT GUY AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!"
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I want to see the 2025 Amazon Prime remake of A Few Good Men where the general on the stand says "YOU WANT THE TRUTH YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! THOSE GRUNTS KILLED THAT GUY AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!"
Aw dang. I went to ///triangles.baskets.puppies on accident. Should I knock on the door? It's a pretty big door...
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Aw dang. I went to ///triangles.baskets.puppies on accident. Should I knock on the door? It's a pretty big door...
You can pretty much tailgate wherever you want
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You can pretty much tailgate wherever you want
Reposted by Doctorclark | Pipe Symbol Fan
i downloaded advanced vocal synth software and the first thing i did is a rough draft of a 9/11 song inspired by @ddc.me
nine eleven 3_MixDown
This is Klovar.
Volca FM, Pocket Operators, Boss RC-505
soundcloud.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i downloaded advanced vocal synth software and the first thing i did is a rough draft of a 9/11 song inspired by @ddc.me
Oh no, @bencollins.bsky.social has @klovar.cc 's number.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh no, @bencollins.bsky.social has @klovar.cc 's number.
To defeat nude Trump, start praising his beautiful New Clothes.
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
To defeat nude Trump, start praising his beautiful New Clothes.
I have enough knives, flashlights, audio equipment, and tabletop gaming accessories. Enough for several men.
So why do I still browse Kickstarter?
Maybe there's a slightly *better* knife today?
Ooo, this one has more lumens!
Maybe my brothers would enjoy *this* for Christmas!
:)
#retailtherapy
So why do I still browse Kickstarter?
Maybe there's a slightly *better* knife today?
Ooo, this one has more lumens!
Maybe my brothers would enjoy *this* for Christmas!
:)
#retailtherapy
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I have enough knives, flashlights, audio equipment, and tabletop gaming accessories. Enough for several men.
So why do I still browse Kickstarter?
Maybe there's a slightly *better* knife today?
Ooo, this one has more lumens!
Maybe my brothers would enjoy *this* for Christmas!
:)
#retailtherapy
So why do I still browse Kickstarter?
Maybe there's a slightly *better* knife today?
Ooo, this one has more lumens!
Maybe my brothers would enjoy *this* for Christmas!
:)
#retailtherapy
Your yearly reminder that (as good as a queen as she is) Mariah is done and dusted. Sia is the new queen. This is true Christmas music. Sorry. Not sorry.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8JS...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8JS...
Santa's Coming for Us
YouTube video by Sia - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Your yearly reminder that (as good as a queen as she is) Mariah is done and dusted. Sia is the new queen. This is true Christmas music. Sorry. Not sorry.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8JS...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8JS...
Mountain Doodle-Dew
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mountain Doodle-Dew
Trump's gonna sign the Epstein bill into law and then immediately violate it. Then SCOTUS will rule that he was right to do so. Hahahaha!
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Trump's gonna sign the Epstein bill into law and then immediately violate it. Then SCOTUS will rule that he was right to do so. Hahahaha!
A reporter's literal job is to be insubordinate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A reporter's literal job is to be insubordinate.
There's some Scooby Doo shit going on here.
(Daniel Craig, demurely): scoobydoobiedoo
(Daniel Craig, demurely): scoobydoobiedoo
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
There's some Scooby Doo shit going on here.
(Daniel Craig, demurely): scoobydoobiedoo
(Daniel Craig, demurely): scoobydoobiedoo
Eric and Don Jr. should just start wearing throbes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Eric and Don Jr. should just start wearing throbes.
Athena is doctorclark's Ancient Greek Deity:
The Goddess of war, wisdom, and CRAFTING
The Greeks threw her a mega party every four years (and lesser ones in off years) where they sacrificed ONE HUNDRED COWS and turned them into a feast.
The Goddess of war, wisdom, and CRAFTING
The Greeks threw her a mega party every four years (and lesser ones in off years) where they sacrificed ONE HUNDRED COWS and turned them into a feast.
Sekhmet is Klovar's Ancient Egyptian Deity:
the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL
she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them
what a Badass BITCH
💪
the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL
she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them
what a Badass BITCH
💪
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Athena is doctorclark's Ancient Greek Deity:
The Goddess of war, wisdom, and CRAFTING
The Greeks threw her a mega party every four years (and lesser ones in off years) where they sacrificed ONE HUNDRED COWS and turned them into a feast.
The Goddess of war, wisdom, and CRAFTING
The Greeks threw her a mega party every four years (and lesser ones in off years) where they sacrificed ONE HUNDRED COWS and turned them into a feast.
Reposted by Doctorclark | Pipe Symbol Fan
Sekhmet is Klovar's Ancient Egyptian Deity:
the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL
she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them
what a Badass BITCH
💪
the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL
she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them
what a Badass BITCH
💪
August 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Sekhmet is Klovar's Ancient Egyptian Deity:
the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL
she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them
what a Badass BITCH
💪
the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL
she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them
what a Badass BITCH
💪
Babe, shut up and get the cheddar cheese and Golden Grahams its time for breakfast nachos
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Babe, shut up and get the cheddar cheese and Golden Grahams its time for breakfast nachos
Pam Bondi, tomorrow: "Our fearless and masculine President had nothing to do with our independent investigation."
Reporter (GrOyPerNEWS): "Madam Attorney General, You are Beautiful."
Bondigno: "Frump is what Jeffy called Billy C.; take that radical left lunatics."
Reporter (GrOyPerNEWS): "Madam Attorney General, You are Beautiful."
Bondigno: "Frump is what Jeffy called Billy C.; take that radical left lunatics."
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Pam Bondi, tomorrow: "Our fearless and masculine President had nothing to do with our independent investigation."
Reporter (GrOyPerNEWS): "Madam Attorney General, You are Beautiful."
Bondigno: "Frump is what Jeffy called Billy C.; take that radical left lunatics."
Reporter (GrOyPerNEWS): "Madam Attorney General, You are Beautiful."
Bondigno: "Frump is what Jeffy called Billy C.; take that radical left lunatics."
The Chair Company and Pluribus are in the same universe change my mind
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The Chair Company and Pluribus are in the same universe change my mind
Please send help. I'm on episode five of my first ever watch through of The Leffovers and my...soul hurts?
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Please send help. I'm on episode five of my first ever watch through of The Leffovers and my...soul hurts?
Why does everyone call them "settlers?" Sounds so cute! They're fucking marauders, raiders, brigands.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why does everyone call them "settlers?" Sounds so cute! They're fucking marauders, raiders, brigands.
Listening to this banger today, for no particular reason.
Pretty Penny
YouTube video by Stone Temple Pilots - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Listening to this banger today, for no particular reason.