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Doctorclark | Pipe Symbol Fan
@ddc.me
· Nov 23
Mountain Doodle-Dew
We need a good spoof series. Maybe of the actionspionage ("False Detective"), corpofamily dramedy ("Sucreasion"), or, God forbid, the forensomedical ("Bone Pitt Psychics") genres.
Just trope it up and give me some good satire of the tired same old same old.
Just trope it up and give me some good satire of the tired same old same old.
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
We need a good spoof series. Maybe of the actionspionage ("False Detective"), corpofamily dramedy ("Sucreasion"), or, God forbid, the forensomedical ("Bone Pitt Psychics") genres.
Just trope it up and give me some good satire of the tired same old same old.
Just trope it up and give me some good satire of the tired same old same old.
Larry Ellison is much more powerful and dangerous than Elon Musk, and we're just giving him the keys to our entire economy.
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Larry Ellison is much more powerful and dangerous than Elon Musk, and we're just giving him the keys to our entire economy.
I, a member of the Latin Kings, hereby offer 10K if you can take him down.
By 10k, I mean ten thousand bitcoin, which I own. By him, I mean the scourge nemesis of my recurring dreams, The Grimmace.
By 10k, I mean ten thousand bitcoin, which I own. By him, I mean the scourge nemesis of my recurring dreams, The Grimmace.
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I, a member of the Latin Kings, hereby offer 10K if you can take him down.
By 10k, I mean ten thousand bitcoin, which I own. By him, I mean the scourge nemesis of my recurring dreams, The Grimmace.
By 10k, I mean ten thousand bitcoin, which I own. By him, I mean the scourge nemesis of my recurring dreams, The Grimmace.
Our nation is about to learn the true meaning of Uff da
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Our nation is about to learn the true meaning of Uff da
Hopeful, placating headlines that start "The Supreme Court seems poised to..." are always followed three months later by dozens of incredulous articles that say "Supreme Court defies all precedent in recent ruling on..."
January 22, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Hopeful, placating headlines that start "The Supreme Court seems poised to..." are always followed three months later by dozens of incredulous articles that say "Supreme Court defies all precedent in recent ruling on..."
When you have good people on the farm or good people in hotels and everything else, we want to work with them as much as we can.
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January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
When you have good people on the farm or good people in hotels and everything else, we want to work with them as much as we can.
🤡
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I wonder how many squirrels Donald Trump tortured to death as a young boy.
Just a cute little eight year old millionaire boy in 1950s Queens nailing rodents to boards.
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Just a cute little eight year old millionaire boy in 1950s Queens nailing rodents to boards.
💁♂️
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I wonder how many squirrels Donald Trump tortured to death as a young boy.
Just a cute little eight year old millionaire boy in 1950s Queens nailing rodents to boards.
💁♂️
Just a cute little eight year old millionaire boy in 1950s Queens nailing rodents to boards.
💁♂️
Sit back, take a deep breath, do not retaliate.
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Sit back, take a deep breath, do not retaliate.
Can we please have Cory Booker this time?
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Can we please have Cory Booker this time?
I think the most important lesson we have learned over the past half century is that we should elect many more former minor television celebrities.
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I think the most important lesson we have learned over the past half century is that we should elect many more former minor television celebrities.
Lossless 44.1kHz PCM 16 bit depth MIRACLE AUDIO!!
We've lost so much as a species that this is a revelation in streaming audio quality.
Used to be able to experience this with a quick trip to Sam Goody.
It is fucking CD quality.
Compact Disc.
Bro.
We've lost so much as a species that this is a revelation in streaming audio quality.
Used to be able to experience this with a quick trip to Sam Goody.
It is fucking CD quality.
Compact Disc.
Bro.
January 15, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Lossless 44.1kHz PCM 16 bit depth MIRACLE AUDIO!!
We've lost so much as a species that this is a revelation in streaming audio quality.
Used to be able to experience this with a quick trip to Sam Goody.
It is fucking CD quality.
Compact Disc.
Bro.
We've lost so much as a species that this is a revelation in streaming audio quality.
Used to be able to experience this with a quick trip to Sam Goody.
It is fucking CD quality.
Compact Disc.
Bro.
I find it odd that he used the word "anybody".
Also: "the Department of Justice has made clear...they will face justice."
Mr. Miller is quite drunk on power, and his vociferous scrommiting is losing a bit of its traditional rhetorical impeccability. I fear the worst for the poor guy.
Also: "the Department of Justice has made clear...they will face justice."
Mr. Miller is quite drunk on power, and his vociferous scrommiting is losing a bit of its traditional rhetorical impeccability. I fear the worst for the poor guy.
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I find it odd that he used the word "anybody".
Also: "the Department of Justice has made clear...they will face justice."
Mr. Miller is quite drunk on power, and his vociferous scrommiting is losing a bit of its traditional rhetorical impeccability. I fear the worst for the poor guy.
Also: "the Department of Justice has made clear...they will face justice."
Mr. Miller is quite drunk on power, and his vociferous scrommiting is losing a bit of its traditional rhetorical impeccability. I fear the worst for the poor guy.
They should rename it the Deaprtment of Fatherland Security
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
They should rename it the Deaprtment of Fatherland Security
Right now there's probably an Afghan refugee running from ICE. They were fighting alongside US troops a decade ago.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Right now there's probably an Afghan refugee running from ICE. They were fighting alongside US troops a decade ago.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Minnesota law enforcement has automated license plate readers. An ethical hacker could use them to comprehensively track all ICE vehicles. So that the good citizens can verify the Very Fine Work our federal agents are doing, you see. Maximum transperency!
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Minnesota law enforcement has automated license plate readers. An ethical hacker could use them to comprehensively track all ICE vehicles. So that the good citizens can verify the Very Fine Work our federal agents are doing, you see. Maximum transperency!
I use 🤡 to indicate sarcasm, irony, satire, etc. I couldn't immediately find the term for inability to sense/communicate tone in written communication. But the 🤡 is my solution to that problem.
I also use it to indicate positions I disagree with.
If you see 🤡, you're a 🤡 or I'm a 🤡.
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I also use it to indicate positions I disagree with.
If you see 🤡, you're a 🤡 or I'm a 🤡.
🤡
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I use 🤡 to indicate sarcasm, irony, satire, etc. I couldn't immediately find the term for inability to sense/communicate tone in written communication. But the 🤡 is my solution to that problem.
I also use it to indicate positions I disagree with.
If you see 🤡, you're a 🤡 or I'm a 🤡.
🤡
I also use it to indicate positions I disagree with.
If you see 🤡, you're a 🤡 or I'm a 🤡.
🤡
What good is beauty if your bootie can't find the beat?
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 AM
What good is beauty if your bootie can't find the beat?
Nobody commenting on the fact that Baron Trump's middle name is Harkonnen?
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Nobody commenting on the fact that Baron Trump's middle name is Harkonnen?
President Trump on Wednesday signed an executive order prohibiting stock buybacks and dividend payouts...
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...at defense companies that haven’t made capital investments or are deemed “underperforming.”
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...at defense companies that haven’t made capital investments or are deemed “underperforming.”
🤡
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
President Trump on Wednesday signed an executive order prohibiting stock buybacks and dividend payouts...
😃
...at defense companies that haven’t made capital investments or are deemed “underperforming.”
🤡
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...at defense companies that haven’t made capital investments or are deemed “underperforming.”
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I feel like we're all the navigator and Samir is Uncle Sam.
Samir....You're breaking the car!!!
YouTube video by Hive Funnies
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I feel like we're all the navigator and Samir is Uncle Sam.
If you stand in front of an unmarked ICE vehicle, can you just cap the driver if they touch the accelerator? Seems...fair?
#NewRules
#NoTakeBacks
#NewRules
#NoTakeBacks
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 AM
If you stand in front of an unmarked ICE vehicle, can you just cap the driver if they touch the accelerator? Seems...fair?
#NewRules
#NoTakeBacks
#NewRules
#NoTakeBacks
How the fuck in 2026 am I still seeing advertisements for the "forever spin" metal top. A *top*!? Just spin it? What the fuck? Why.
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
How the fuck in 2026 am I still seeing advertisements for the "forever spin" metal top. A *top*!? Just spin it? What the fuck? Why.
New food pyramid, buying Greenland again, ice shooting, climate agreement pullout, jesus fuck they really don't want us paying attention to them epstein files huh
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
New food pyramid, buying Greenland again, ice shooting, climate agreement pullout, jesus fuck they really don't want us paying attention to them epstein files huh
Trump is gonna pardon Maduro
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Trump is gonna pardon Maduro
Sir Ian McKellan and Brendan Fraser will reunite as James Whale and Clayton Boone in 'GODS AND MONSTERS 2: THE HUNT FOR BRIAN SINGER'
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Sir Ian McKellan and Brendan Fraser will reunite as James Whale and Clayton Boone in 'GODS AND MONSTERS 2: THE HUNT FOR BRIAN SINGER'