hate how I’m the most accomplished I’ve ever been in my life but at the same time i never felt so undeserving

idk why i needed to add 30mins per activity like oh i need to shower, get breakfast, refuel, and find parking so i need to leave 2h early like what the FUCK

nobody hurts your feelings more than your dentist tbh

SLAPS

Will you be getting a “🥰😌😤” or a “:3 :P ;)” kinda dez today

Petition to call healthy versions of recipes “bottom-friendly” thanks

come to think of it this scene awakened something in me

I’m running out of foliage puns to name my plants HELP

Day 1 as a Dutchie

kinda glad very few people follow me here because i have to get something off my chest: this is the LAST day of little ol dez as an indonesian she’ll be dutch tomorrow 🥺

Yo