i love plants vs zombies i have a little snail called stinky that collects my coins
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i love plants vs zombies i have a little snail called stinky that collects my coins
my conductor asked if i was gonna end up a trans man and i was thinking thats exactly what i would say to someone like me and im always right but fucking hell it was a scary realisation
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
my conductor asked if i was gonna end up a trans man and i was thinking thats exactly what i would say to someone like me and im always right but fucking hell it was a scary realisation
new fun type of masking where i try to make my voice higher to appear friendly but it gets more and more painful
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
new fun type of masking where i try to make my voice higher to appear friendly but it gets more and more painful
does your girlfriend pick out your favourite colours in smarties and put them in your snackle box? didnt think so 😤😤😏
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
does your girlfriend pick out your favourite colours in smarties and put them in your snackle box? didnt think so 😤😤😏
oooooh somethings happening that's probably stressing out the workers here i should probably ask a million intrusive questions about it
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
oooooh somethings happening that's probably stressing out the workers here i should probably ask a million intrusive questions about it
its gonna be crazy when im basically a dog (cant be left alone in the house for too long, must be fed)
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
its gonna be crazy when im basically a dog (cant be left alone in the house for too long, must be fed)
i think this is the first tummy out experience since starting t and gosh she is getting hairy! 😛😛
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i think this is the first tummy out experience since starting t and gosh she is getting hairy! 😛😛
JUST FINISHED S5 OF B99 AND I REALISED I NEVER FOUND OUT IF HOLT BECAME COMISB OMG
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
JUST FINISHED S5 OF B99 AND I REALISED I NEVER FOUND OUT IF HOLT BECAME COMISB OMG
i just wanna work somewhere where we dont store cardboard next to the toilet
January 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
i just wanna work somewhere where we dont store cardboard next to the toilet
i have had a similar thing cos my manager just told me that youre meant to be promoted to supervisor and then start training because youre doing supervisor level work but ive been training since october (on and off cos managers kept leaving) and am still on minimum wage 🤓
Would like to clarify this is a joyous post not a stressed one, because it means I will get more money soon yippee
Guys it’s confirmed my contract says I will be payed £12.50 an hour but this WHOLE TIME they’ve been paying me £12.21 I don’t understand how I haven’t noticed… I check that my payslip is what I’ve been expecting every month
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 AM
i have had a similar thing cos my manager just told me that youre meant to be promoted to supervisor and then start training because youre doing supervisor level work but ive been training since october (on and off cos managers kept leaving) and am still on minimum wage 🤓
hate the expectation that i should book off a saturday (im in retail and dont work sundays) when ppl want to visit me instead of them booking off a monday (this doesnt apply to anyone working in a school)
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
hate the expectation that i should book off a saturday (im in retail and dont work sundays) when ppl want to visit me instead of them booking off a monday (this doesnt apply to anyone working in a school)
wenus wenus and more wenus
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
wenus wenus and more wenus
THEY DELIVERED MY PACKAGE TO THE CARDBOARD RECYCLING IS THIS A JOKE THAT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE!!!!!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
THEY DELIVERED MY PACKAGE TO THE CARDBOARD RECYCLING IS THIS A JOKE THAT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE!!!!!!!!!
had a dream where i accidentally watched the end of stranger things but they put jonathan in a room and were like u have to cheat and then he didnt and when he got out dustin tried to hit him with a spider machine thing that clung to his head but it didnt hurt him cos it knew he hadnt cheated
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 AM
had a dream where i accidentally watched the end of stranger things but they put jonathan in a room and were like u have to cheat and then he didnt and when he got out dustin tried to hit him with a spider machine thing that clung to his head but it didnt hurt him cos it knew he hadnt cheated
some kids just started singing karmas a bitch rly loud on the tram
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
some kids just started singing karmas a bitch rly loud on the tram
tired of grown adults not knowing u cant block the vents on a microwave
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
tired of grown adults not knowing u cant block the vents on a microwave
i got that man juice in me
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i got that man juice in me
flat so cold my bagel doesnt even stay hot enough to melt butter after moving from the toaster to the plate
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 AM
flat so cold my bagel doesnt even stay hot enough to melt butter after moving from the toaster to the plate
being around soph for the last 2 weeks has made me really grateful im not at uni anymore so just remember guys it could be worse 😍😍
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
being around soph for the last 2 weeks has made me really grateful im not at uni anymore so just remember guys it could be worse 😍😍
sitting on the floor outside while doing the bins cos maybe i had a big cry when i poured what i thought was a box of little cardboard boxes into the cardboard bin but actually underneath was so much plastic and ive told ppl so many times pls dont do that but no one cares because theyre management
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
sitting on the floor outside while doing the bins cos maybe i had a big cry when i poured what i thought was a box of little cardboard boxes into the cardboard bin but actually underneath was so much plastic and ive told ppl so many times pls dont do that but no one cares because theyre management
u know ur going crazy when u start fantasising about bad things happening so you can leave work 😬😍
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
u know ur going crazy when u start fantasising about bad things happening so you can leave work 😬😍
its everyones favourite whore's bday tmr 😝😝
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
its everyones favourite whore's bday tmr 😝😝
new assistant manager keeps taking the rubiks cube keyrings out of my hand ITS LITERALLY NEW YEARS DAY NO ONE WANTS TO BE HERE
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
new assistant manager keeps taking the rubiks cube keyrings out of my hand ITS LITERALLY NEW YEARS DAY NO ONE WANTS TO BE HERE
im tryna seduce my woman in ways you couldnt even conceive
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 AM
im tryna seduce my woman in ways you couldnt even conceive