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ZONE DEFENSE. @astro-train.bsky.social . not as good as me ;} elili_chan .

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Jan 23

TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
OR I'LL
SPLATTER
IT ON THE WALL .

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 13

why is starscream moving like he's not going to ruin everything in five seconds BahahahAhhaahHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 10

WhO THE HeLL IS THAT GLITCH ???

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

therE WERE ZERO PEOPLE,
MISTER ' I HATE PARTIES; I HATE FUN '

well unlike YOU -- i'm a mech of HIGH DEMAND !
i got mecha BEGGIN at MY tank hatch to be let on the LIST .

and the superbowl hasn't even STARTED yet ! THE TEAMS AREN'T EVEN SELECTED !

THAT'S HOW BADLY THEY WANT IN !!!

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

( rubbing a stressing servo over his face, pushing them back into secured place. huffing, hoping his annoyance would serve a louder emotion than the embarrassment threatening to explode from underneath )

um.
whatever-

( squeezing a cheekplate portion down before wings pop up )
YOu'D *WiSH*

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

..... oh -

..... i . forgot that-
.. i didn't realize that -

...
( 💭 mech actually Listened to what i had to..
...
mech actually -
.. cared .

astro -- actually . ... cared )

. . .
( faceplates trembling minutely, hot steam and winter's cold hissing out like a whistling kettle )

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

I'M VERY POPULAR IN THE SOCIAL SETTINGS ! ESPECIALLY NOW THAT FOOTBALL SEASON is BAAAAAAACK 🗣‼️‼️

I'M ALREADY PLANNING OUT MY SUPERBOWL INVITEE LIST FOR THE PARTTYYYYY

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

MECHA TELL ME THINGS TOO !!!!

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

OUT OF THE LoOp???

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I'D BE HoPELESS WITHOUT YOU ????

( guy who mourned in the deepsea like lapis without astro )

WHaT THE HeLL ??? YOU'RE REALLY VAiN, YOU KNOW THAT ?? OTHER MECHA ARE TOO AFRAID TO EVEN APPROACG YOU TO EVEN THINK iT, BUT i KNOW .

i KNOW a LOT .

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

for a mech who claims never to care, you always seem so surprised at the levels of desperation others can dig, astroooo .

somebody's a softieeee .

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

octane ? sucking up to mech who can outselfish his selfishness ?

OHHHHH . MYYYY. GAWWWWWWD !

I'M SHOOOOOCKEDDDD ! ! !

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

ME NEITHER, IT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 7

this is like my favorite screenshot ever

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

WHY. YOU'RE LIKE THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER 😾 ???

* STORMFLY ! new 📌 @miniscav.bsky.social · Sep 1

not this scrap again— DO NOT EAT ME

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

i'm gonna eat you and you will be in my tummy !!

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

FOREVER !!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAA

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

i'm gonna eat you and you will be in my tummy !!

* STORMFLY ! new 📌 @miniscav.bsky.social · Sep 1

hahaha i wish

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

you know what, close enough, we're going to hell anyway

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

( as sing-song as his screeching, scratched-up tone could sound, tenderly holding the sides of astro's purple helm as he lifted up a winged purple pede like a cliché lover's pose during a deep kiss of sealed reunion

patting the helm's matching sides )
saw somethin' pretty durin' your spacetravels ?

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

( wings flutter frost and char from their creaky, squeaky flicker, clasping his wirey servos together with a hiss of steam from cold meeting hot )
DAWWWW !
and i didn't even have to fly UPSIDE DOWN for that FROWN to turn-
.. you know !
upside down !!

HEYYYY, BIG FELLA !
LOOKIN' GOOooOd !!!

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ᗩSTᖇO ୧‿︵‿︵ @astro-train.bsky.social · Sep 1

🙂 Blitzwing

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ᗩSTᖇO ୧‿︵‿︵ @astro-train.bsky.social · Sep 1

😐

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

you know what, close enough, we're going to hell anyway

* STORMFLY ! new 📌 @miniscav.bsky.social · Sep 1

ahem?

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

everybot knows that only cool mecha show up late, CAN I GET AN AMEN !

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

ASTROOOO !!!!!!!!!

a man is sitting on the ground playing with a dead animal .

ALT: a man is sitting on the ground playing with a dead animal .

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

HUH !?!?+?

BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Sep 1

WHAT

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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Aug 27

staring off where octane once was,
a digit tapping anxious and quick against his buried hilt.

he glances back at astro, a softened expression from a mech always wounded tight, an expression saved only for astro's graceful gaze . )

. . are You good, train ?