sometimes i wanna be in an iron lung and sip egg nog through a straw while watching the sopranos

just saw a fat rack (NOT MONEY) while scrolling on bluesky. thinking a light to decent 8. #bigmoneymoves

what if instead of bluesky it was sopranosky and you could talk with tony soprano

completely forgot this shit existed

i think it'd be really dope and badass if i punched my comically sized alarm clock like garfield when it wakes me up

think we should rename this to b in light of recent events

X copy. What a fallacy.

Me if I was a Gloom Bokoblin from the hit game Tears of the Kingdom: Hey I’m Gloomin’ ere!

kids back in MY day: lalalala I’m not talking to you

kids NOW (gen z… so sad…): Errr… Rate Limit Exceeded. 8 dollars a month for more views.

what happened with twitter is funny because within 24 hours about 1/3 of the accounts i know have already said that they are beginning to move everywhere else. like seriously a "temporary fix" to combat "data scrappers" has probably reduced twitter's traffic by at least 10% for good

mass exodus to Bluesky

i think bluesky could see some improvements if they started included gifs of kitties

i think bluesky would benefit from sensory videos being included

anyone have any ideas for a fire tweet

Nick Worstending if you are reading this the baddest Fortnite skin is in the item shop RIGHT NOW. Spend V-Bucks. Happy Emojis.