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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘕.ᐟ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘈 𝘗𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕 𝘖𝘍 𝘔𝘠 𝘔𝘐𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉.ᐟ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘋𝘖𝘕'𝘛 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘖𝘔𝘌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌'𝘚 𝘈 𝘚𝘐𝘎𝘕 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘒𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘕
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘖 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘐𝘉𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘐'𝘔 𝘔𝘐𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘕':
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【 Something explodes in the distance. 】
【 It was probably a spawn. 】
【 Maybe. 】
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【 Something explodes in the distance. 】
【 It was probably a spawn. 】
【 Maybe. 】
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haha wow man nice romance haha wow wouldnt it be wacky and crazy if something blew up. maybe your brain
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haha wow man nice romance haha wow wouldnt it be wacky and crazy if something blew up. maybe your brain
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in the darked world, straights up "blowing" it
and by it, heh. well
let's justr say
up
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in the darked world, straights up "blowing" it
and by it, heh. well
let's justr say
up
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【 obnoxiously peering through the nearest window. 】
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【 obnoxiously peering through the nearest window. 】
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【 a fucking dark world opened and it's just minecraft and now there's THIS GREEN ASSHOLE 】
⟢ nice house
⟢ be a shame if it
⟢ exploded. suddenly
⟢ haha wouldn't that be TERRIBLE
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【 a fucking dark world opened and it's just minecraft and now there's THIS GREEN ASSHOLE 】
⟢ nice house
⟢ be a shame if it
⟢ exploded. suddenly
⟢ haha wouldn't that be TERRIBLE
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘋𝘖𝘕'𝘛 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘖𝘔𝘌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌'𝘚 𝘈 𝘚𝘐𝘎𝘕 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘒𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘕
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘖 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘐𝘉𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘐'𝘔 𝘔𝘐𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘕':
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘋𝘖𝘕'𝘛 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘖𝘔𝘌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌'𝘚 𝘈 𝘚𝘐𝘎𝘕 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘒𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘕
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘖 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘐𝘉𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘐'𝘔 𝘔𝘐𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘕':
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉.ᐟ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉.ᐟ
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* nice day out.
* birds singing, flowers blooming, all that...
* perfect weather for a trip to grillby's.
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* nice day out.
* birds singing, flowers blooming, all that...
* perfect weather for a trip to grillby's.
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* well, seein' as i can't tell you i've never heard of the guy...
* i've not not not never heard of him.
【 annoyingly, he winks. 】
* my brother's the one with all the various merchandise. uses 'em for battle simulations, mostly.
* he's so cool.
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* ( His hat-eyes squint with distaste at the thought. )
And don't even TRY to tell me you've never heard of Crossbones. I've never seen anyone with more Crossbones merchandise than you!!
Truly, a level of depravity even I wouldn't dare stoop to...
* well then, who's the other guy? maybe it's him you're thinkin' of.
* 'course, i could be wrong...maybe i've got an evil clone.
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* well, seein' as i can't tell you i've never heard of the guy...
* i've not not not never heard of him.
【 annoyingly, he winks. 】
* my brother's the one with all the various merchandise. uses 'em for battle simulations, mostly.
* he's so cool.
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* well then, who's the other guy? maybe it's him you're thinkin' of.
* 'course, i could be wrong...maybe i've got an evil clone.
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Of COURSE not!! I only know three skeletons, only two of which share your exact penchant for practical jokes and general buffoonery!!
【 sans raises his hand further to scratch his skull before returning it to his pocket. 】
* sorry, but uh, nope. no bells ringin' here.
* maybe you're thinkin' of a different skeleton.
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* well then, who's the other guy? maybe it's him you're thinkin' of.
* 'course, i could be wrong...maybe i've got an evil clone.
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【 sans raises his hand further to scratch his skull before returning it to his pocket. 】
* sorry, but uh, nope. no bells ringin' here.
* maybe you're thinkin' of a different skeleton.
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* ( Koffin-K seems rather offended. Perhaps even hurt...? No, surely not. )
Perhaps the name KOFFIN-K will jog your hollow mind?? Maybe even strike FEAR into the depths of your ribcage???
* whaddaya mean? it's just a handshake.
【 keeping his arm extended. 】
* and, uh, i'm pretty sure i remember most people i've met.
* but for some reason, you're slipping my mind.
* maybe a re-introduction is in order anyway, huh?
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【 sans raises his hand further to scratch his skull before returning it to his pocket. 】
* sorry, but uh, nope. no bells ringin' here.
* maybe you're thinkin' of a different skeleton.
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* pretty conveiniently shaped lamp, there.
* suspicious...
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* who's is it, then? maybe that lamp.
* heh heh heh...
* but, uh.
* i'm guessing that's not our fault, is it?
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* pretty conveiniently shaped lamp, there.
* suspicious...
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* whaddaya mean? it's just a handshake.
【 keeping his arm extended. 】
* and, uh, i'm pretty sure i remember most people i've met.
* but for some reason, you're slipping my mind.
* maybe a re-introduction is in order anyway, huh?
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I know this trick! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!! ... And we already know each other, you BONEHEAD!!
* nice to meetcha, anyway.
【 sans extends his hand. 】
* c'mon, don't you know how to greet a new pal?
* shake my hand.
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* whaddaya mean? it's just a handshake.
【 keeping his arm extended. 】
* and, uh, i'm pretty sure i remember most people i've met.
* but for some reason, you're slipping my mind.
* maybe a re-introduction is in order anyway, huh?
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* heya.
* yeah, pretty sure i'm me.
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* heya.
* yeah, pretty sure i'm me.
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