Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
Radioactive, God, Devil, Grandma, Snake, Most attractive person ever (self proclaimed)... Hey, maybe that's too many titles?
The snake's favorite: @overdosedangel
The snake's favorite: @overdosedangel
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Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Nov 12
"Basically, I'm the best and worst thing to happen to this world~ I would explain more, but I have to go cut the crusts off of some sandwiches before the grandkids accuse me of trying to poison them."
Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).
Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).
"...It's still fucking November! This is too soon! This is why we have to deal with that awful song for so long every year!"
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"...It's still fucking November! This is too soon! This is why we have to deal with that awful song for so long every year!"
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...
Being carried by her ex wife like a purse...
"I told you I'd do my Christmas shopping later. Put me down."
...She's not struggling in the slightest, though.
"I told you I'd do my Christmas shopping later. Put me down."
...She's not struggling in the slightest, though.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Being carried by her ex wife like a purse...
"I told you I'd do my Christmas shopping later. Put me down."
...She's not struggling in the slightest, though.
"I told you I'd do my Christmas shopping later. Put me down."
...She's not struggling in the slightest, though.
"I... Don't know about the gnomes and elves. But the dwarves had high ledges and ramps with no safety railings in case anybody tripped. Trip a fucked up elf in the right places and they'll fall to their death."
"I thought it was gnomes who hated safety railings... Or was it elves? I lost track of which did which here. But I'll keep a tight grip on you!"
"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."
October 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"I... Don't know about the gnomes and elves. But the dwarves had high ledges and ramps with no safety railings in case anybody tripped. Trip a fucked up elf in the right places and they'll fall to their death."
"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."
"Dwarven ruins? I played enough Elder Scrolls to know there's robots there that are still functioning.
But it'd be a unique Halloween stream, that's for sure! Maybe we can find Dwarven ghosts?"
But it'd be a unique Halloween stream, that's for sure! Maybe we can find Dwarven ghosts?"
"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."
"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."
"Are there any that fit the Halloween motif, Kiwi? I want to show them off if possible!
Especially if they aren't in control of an escaped inmate named 'Rat Man'.
Apparently that is very common for abandoned mental institutions."
Especially if they aren't in control of an escaped inmate named 'Rat Man'.
Apparently that is very common for abandoned mental institutions."
October 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."
"...Dear, I love your singing. But I'm not the type to dance no matter how much I like a song."
"...."
She is going to turn her computers volume up and begin to play some of her Vocaloid covers on her own channel, seeing if that'd help!
She is going to turn her computers volume up and begin to play some of her Vocaloid covers on her own channel, seeing if that'd help!
"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"...Dear, I love your singing. But I'm not the type to dance no matter how much I like a song."
//Does... Does the butterfly app work right again? Did it stop taking forever to do anything?
October 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
//Does... Does the butterfly app work right again? Did it stop taking forever to do anything?
"...I can take Ame to more interesting abandoned places anyway."
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"...I can take Ame to more interesting abandoned places anyway."
"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."
"...The ones with the silly flutes?"
"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."
"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."
"...Maybe you would have an easier time staying awake if your body wasn't so dependent on sugar."
"It is surprisingly good. And healthy. Well, it keeps me awake more than the other drinks at least."
"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."
July 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"...Maybe you would have an easier time staying awake if your body wasn't so dependent on sugar."
"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."
"By the way. Even pushed myself out of energy drinks. So I am cleaning myself up.
I have been importing Spindrift so...."
I have been importing Spindrift so...."
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."
"...I get the feeling that I'll find more peace if I just create Nuka World for myself-"
July 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"...I get the feeling that I'll find more peace if I just create Nuka World for myself-"
"...The last thing I need is more reminders of that place. Or another blown up nuclear plant. Or another migraine."
"I kind of miss her here, to be honest. She did make things less boring."
Do not tempt writer to migrate Gigi over here.
Do not tempt writer to migrate Gigi over here.
"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."
July 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"...The last thing I need is more reminders of that place. Or another blown up nuclear plant. Or another migraine."
"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."
"...Should we come into an agreement that she may have been big into choking?"
"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."
July 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."
"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."
Reposted by Kiwi
"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
"I launched all of your drugs into the sun along with the dealers. I'm not even sure which drugs liquefied you, let alone what was in them."
"...Did we figure out what was in that stuff, to be more exact? Or did we just throw it away and not look back?"
"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"I launched all of your drugs into the sun along with the dealers. I'm not even sure which drugs liquefied you, let alone what was in them."
"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."
"...Remember when I used to smoke?
...What's the meme of nostalgia that kids use?"
...What's the meme of nostalgia that kids use?"
July 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."
...Lighting up a cigarette just to spite people. She dares somebody to try her.
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
...Lighting up a cigarette just to spite people. She dares somebody to try her.
"Silent, too.
...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-."
...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-."
"The good thing is Mimes can make things invisible! So they can be invisible orbital drones!"
"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."
July 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Silent, too.
...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-."
...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-."
"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."
"Kiwi. Please go back in time and make sure the Mimes won the great war between Clowns, Mimes, and Jesters.
At least Mimes are quiet."
...She believes there was a war between the three?
At least Mimes are quiet."
...She believes there was a war between the three?
July 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."
"...Damn, somebody let the clown breathe again."
July 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"...Damn, somebody let the clown breathe again."
"Sort of? I set off a mini nuke on it and it just gave an overheating warning for a few seconds. Didn't even scratch the screen.
...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?"
...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?"
"...Is it like that one Game Boy that still worked even after a bomb landed right on it and is still playing Tetris to this day?"
That would tell you its quality. But she seemed proud to have the tablet.
"You should do some modelling so I can draw you around it~."
She wants to do this, huh?
That would tell you its quality. But she seemed proud to have the tablet.
"You should do some modelling so I can draw you around it~."
She wants to do this, huh?
years before the war wiped everything out."
...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks.
"Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it."
...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?
...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks.
"Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it."
...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?
June 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Sort of? I set off a mini nuke on it and it just gave an overheating warning for a few seconds. Didn't even scratch the screen.
...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?"
...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?"
"...Uh, I don't actually know any Nokia products. I just grabbed this one after finding it as the last object intact at a Walmart after the bombs fell. I guess some employee hid it away behind the break room fridge and never actually took it home? So it was just sitting there for almost a hundred-
It looks rather fancy of a tablet!"
June 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"...Uh, I don't actually know any Nokia products. I just grabbed this one after finding it as the last object intact at a Walmart after the bombs fell. I guess some employee hid it away behind the break room fridge and never actually took it home? So it was just sitting there for almost a hundred-