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@deceitfulscales.bsky.social

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Radioactive, God, Devil, Grandma, Snake, Most attractive person ever (self proclaimed)... Hey, maybe that's too many titles? The snake's favorite: @overdosedangel

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Nov 12

"Basically, I'm the best and worst thing to happen to this world~ I would explain more, but I have to go cut the crusts off of some sandwiches before the grandkids accuse me of trying to poison them."

Bird app migrant OC RP account.
Dark themes likely.
Grumpy old lady (we love hags (yes I had to)).

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 7d

"I... Don't know about the gnomes and elves. But the dwarves had high ledges and ramps with no safety railings in case anybody tripped. Trip a fucked up elf in the right places and they'll fall to their death."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · 8d

"I thought it was gnomes who hated safety railings... Or was it elves? I lost track of which did which here. But I'll keep a tight grip on you!"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · 8d

"Dwarven ruins? I played enough Elder Scrolls to know there's robots there that are still functioning.

But it'd be a unique Halloween stream, that's for sure! Maybe we can find Dwarven ghosts?"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · 8d

"Are there any that fit the Halloween motif, Kiwi? I want to show them off if possible!

Especially if they aren't in control of an escaped inmate named 'Rat Man'.

Apparently that is very common for abandoned mental institutions."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"...Dear, I love your singing. But I'm not the type to dance no matter how much I like a song."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · 8d

"...."

She is going to turn her computers volume up and begin to play some of her Vocaloid covers on her own channel, seeing if that'd help!

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

Woo-

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

//Does... Does the butterfly app work right again? Did it stop taking forever to do anything?

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"...I can take Ame to more interesting abandoned places anyway."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · 8d

"...The ones with the silly flutes?"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 8d

"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 25

"...Maybe you would have an easier time staying awake if your body wasn't so dependent on sugar."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 24

"It is surprisingly good. And healthy. Well, it keeps me awake more than the other drinks at least."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 24

"By the way. Even pushed myself out of energy drinks. So I am cleaning myself up.

I have been importing Spindrift so...."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...I get the feeling that I'll find more peace if I just create Nuka World for myself-"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...The last thing I need is more reminders of that place. Or another blown up nuclear plant. Or another migraine."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 24

"I kind of miss her here, to be honest. She did make things less boring."

Do not tempt writer to migrate Gigi over here.

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...Should we come into an agreement that she may have been big into choking?"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 24

"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."

Reposted by Kiwi

Piña Colada @umapineapple.bsky.social · Jul 20

"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."

An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.

🎨kojy 2524

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"I launched all of your drugs into the sun along with the dealers. I'm not even sure which drugs liquefied you, let alone what was in them."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 3

"...Did we figure out what was in that stuff, to be more exact? Or did we just throw it away and not look back?"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 3

"...Remember when I used to smoke?

...What's the meme of nostalgia that kids use?"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

...Lighting up a cigarette just to spite people. She dares somebody to try her.

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Silent, too.

...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 3

"The good thing is Mimes can make things invisible! So they can be invisible orbital drones!"

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Kiwi. Please go back in time and make sure the Mimes won the great war between Clowns, Mimes, and Jesters.

At least Mimes are quiet."

...She believes there was a war between the three?

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jul 3

"...Damn, somebody let the clown breathe again."

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jun 21

"Sort of? I set off a mini nuke on it and it just gave an overheating warning for a few seconds. Didn't even scratch the screen.

...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?"

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jun 21

"...Is it like that one Game Boy that still worked even after a bomb landed right on it and is still playing Tetris to this day?"

That would tell you its quality. But she seemed proud to have the tablet.

"You should do some modelling so I can draw you around it~."

She wants to do this, huh?

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jun 21

years before the war wiped everything out."

...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks.

"Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it."

...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jun 21

years before the war wiped everything out."

...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks.

"Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it."

...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?

Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · Jun 21

"...Uh, I don't actually know any Nokia products. I just grabbed this one after finding it as the last object intact at a Walmart after the bombs fell. I guess some employee hid it away behind the break room fridge and never actually took it home? So it was just sitting there for almost a hundred-

KAngel/Ame-Chan @overdosedangel.bsky.social · Jun 21

It looks rather fancy of a tablet!"