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Let's get ready to HUMBLE

#NUFC
February 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

#Nufc
February 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cock. Piss. Mus卐
February 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Unfortunately this is the kind of content this app is going to need to replicate if it's going to kill off the Elon app.

Absolutely sensational tweeting.
January 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Can they do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke?
January 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Geordie Boys on a bender
Thomas Partey... Sex offender

#NUFC
January 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You've seen United now fuck off home.
December 30, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Whoah oh oh

#NUFC
December 22, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Lads

#NUFC
December 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
#NUFC

Fuck Ed Sheeran!
December 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Could do with a defender in Jan ASAP. Could do without Lloyd Kelly in the away leg.

#NUFC
We will face Arsenal in the semi-final of the Carabao Cup 🏆

The first leg will be at the Emirates Stadium.
December 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Wonderful reading on a Sunday morning.
INEOS first 10 months at #MUFC

- Extend ETH contract & sack him, costing £millions
- Appoint Ashworth & sack him, costing £millions
- Unprecedented ticket price rise
- Mass redundancies
- Overseeing worst on-field results since 1980s (28 league games, 35 points from takeover)
December 8, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Nick Pope is completely done. Can't be our #1 by the start of next season.

#NUFC
December 7, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Commentator: "he doesn't look convinced" (he's onside)

Isak: ....stood on half way line with the ball. 😂

#NUFC
December 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Thought if he was rotating he might have put Trippier & Almiron back in.

As frustrating as Almiron's one fiot can be, there was a time Trippier, Miggy & Bruno linked up well.

#NUFC
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I've greifed Pope's kicking as much as anyone, with his massive banana feet, but at least he knows his limits and just kicks it away....
December 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Religion:

• Being gay is a "sin"
• Jesus, sacrificed himself to absolve humans of Sins
• Wearing an armband though, too much

Not all that Jesus of you Marc

Also we need to talk about how Jesus was crucified my by men in skirts with swords, Wolverine would never.
December 4, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Bruno 😟

"Stop watering a dead flower"

#NUFC
December 1, 2024 at 6:47 PM
We are brutal to watch. 😂
November 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Created fuck all again.

#NUFC
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I don't know made this but bravo... 👏
November 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Madrid should have kept Joselu...
November 27, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Can't decide who does the worst job of stopping the goal.

• Longstaff's half arsed leg
• Kelly blocking off a shot at the corner flag
• Whatever the hell Nick Pope is doing.
November 26, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Also Lloyd Kelly... Bournemouth ripped us off letting us have him for free. Woeful.

#NUFC
November 25, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Every game is exactly the same, great when there are gaps to play into, look like a soccer aid team when the opposition have something to hold onto.

The second somebody puts a foot on the ball the attack is over.

#NUFC
November 25, 2024 at 10:14 PM