Hell's Favorite Beertender
@deerlydepraved.bsky.social
😈 Nickie 😈
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
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"What's a matter bitch? Can't get it up?" - Valentino
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
I hate being sick. The only thing helping is knock off DayQuil and the homemade lemon sweet tea I made.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I hate being sick. The only thing helping is knock off DayQuil and the homemade lemon sweet tea I made.
Shit my mom says:
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Shit my mom says:
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
Let's hope the pickles aren't giving me nightmares.
*as shes eating a pickle in front of the open fridge*
I think one of my favorite parts of Christmas shopping with my mom today was her pointing to a Blitzo plush in Hot Topic and saying, "If I had a toy like that I'd have nightmares."
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I think one of my favorite parts of Christmas shopping with my mom today was her pointing to a Blitzo plush in Hot Topic and saying, "If I had a toy like that I'd have nightmares."
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
I have more material this woman's a hoot.
Sometimes I sit back and think of all the crazy stories I have from working at a dive bar for 5+ years.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sometimes I sit back and think of all the crazy stories I have from working at a dive bar for 5+ years.
A guy thought it'd be a good idea to whistle at me for service. Guess who got kicked out 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A guy thought it'd be a good idea to whistle at me for service. Guess who got kicked out 🤣
I'ma rambling but I think I fixed it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'ma rambling but I think I fixed it.
Charlie voice: Come on buddy concentrate!
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Charlie voice: Come on buddy concentrate!
Well I should've expected this. 😆
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Well I should've expected this. 😆
Robot surgery timeee! Wish me luck baby needs a new belt.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Robot surgery timeee! Wish me luck baby needs a new belt.
I swear my patrons are the best hype squad I could ask for. 😭🥰
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I swear my patrons are the best hype squad I could ask for. 😭🥰
I've been low-key depressed all night. One of my patrons just brought up how he walked in a month ago and didn't realize it was me signing on karaoke night. He thought it was just the jukebox.
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've been low-key depressed all night. One of my patrons just brought up how he walked in a month ago and didn't realize it was me signing on karaoke night. He thought it was just the jukebox.
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
That warmed my cold little heart. I needed that. 😭
So this has been the theme of my personal life this week. 😒
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So this has been the theme of my personal life this week. 😒
Bwhahahaha I forgot to post these.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bwhahahaha I forgot to post these.
So I was looking at an office chair at the thrift store today and naturally wanted to sit in it to see if it was cozy.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So I was looking at an office chair at the thrift store today and naturally wanted to sit in it to see if it was cozy.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
Next I playfully launched myself forward. I made an ass of myself nearly running a poor lady over because I was too consumed with "Ooo rolly chair!"
Best 5-dollar used chair ever.
"What's a matter bitch? Can't get it up?" - Valentino
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"What's a matter bitch? Can't get it up?" - Valentino
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
*cut to Al being badass right here*
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #alastor #hazbin #coloredpencildrawing
It's so satisfying to see a piece come together with a simple outline. I always think it looks like trash until the outline pulls it together.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's so satisfying to see a piece come together with a simple outline. I always think it looks like trash until the outline pulls it together.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
Meanwhile, I'm impatient and hate waiting for the marker to dry between sections.
I'd say this was the most stressful part but the rough sketch is probably worse. This just feels so final and no oopsies can happen.
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I'd say this was the most stressful part but the rough sketch is probably worse. This just feels so final and no oopsies can happen.
Right... I know some people would be hype but damn it I wanted Alastor and these are sold out. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Right... I know some people would be hype but damn it I wanted Alastor and these are sold out. 😭
I played celebrity bartender for an hour and a half today (covered part of a shift). An old friend stopped in and we got on the subject of my ex. Out of nowhere, he asks, "So now that you're not playing single mom, what are you doing?"
I buffered for 30 secs. I don't have kids, he meant my ex. 💀🤣😭
I buffered for 30 secs. I don't have kids, he meant my ex. 💀🤣😭
two cartoon characters are sitting at a table and one has a tv on his head
ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting at a table and one has a tv on his head
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December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I played celebrity bartender for an hour and a half today (covered part of a shift). An old friend stopped in and we got on the subject of my ex. Out of nowhere, he asks, "So now that you're not playing single mom, what are you doing?"
I buffered for 30 secs. I don't have kids, he meant my ex. 💀🤣😭
I buffered for 30 secs. I don't have kids, he meant my ex. 💀🤣😭
Currently procrastinating doing line work. Instead, I caught up on Fifty Shades of Grace and have snuggled with Klaus.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Currently procrastinating doing line work. Instead, I caught up on Fifty Shades of Grace and have snuggled with Klaus.
It's nearly 6 am and I need to sleep 🤣
Outlines can wait until I wake up.
Outlines can wait until I wake up.
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It's nearly 6 am and I need to sleep 🤣
Outlines can wait until I wake up.
Outlines can wait until I wake up.
Finally last bits! Just black and outlines!
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Finally last bits! Just black and outlines!
I want to rip my hair out.
That is all.
This should have been done over a month ago. 🫠💀
That is all.
This should have been done over a month ago. 🫠💀
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I want to rip my hair out.
That is all.
This should have been done over a month ago. 🫠💀
That is all.
This should have been done over a month ago. 🫠💀
Eeeeeepp! I'm very hype about the progress here!
I just have to fix a teensy itty-bitty calibration issue
I just have to fix a teensy itty-bitty calibration issue
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Eeeeeepp! I'm very hype about the progress here!
I just have to fix a teensy itty-bitty calibration issue
I just have to fix a teensy itty-bitty calibration issue