Immortal Legend Dee
@deesenchanted.bsky.social
please don't look at my profile please don't perceive me please please please please (20+ he/they) immortal gambler until proven otherwise https://deemsnuts.straw.page/
and ?
Babe, that's a sapling
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
and ?
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Okay. Give me your seed.
YOU GO BIRTH THEM YOURSELF THEN, YOU ASSHOLE.
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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YOU GO BIRTH THEM YOURSELF THEN, YOU ASSHOLE.
I don't like it. It doesn't even look edible. Pls spread, so I can push it back in.
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
YOU GO BIRTH THEM YOURSELF THEN, YOU ASSHOLE.
that's the BABY
...pwincess, that's just shit.
You just shat on our expensive carpet.
You just shat on our expensive carpet.
HNNRHEHHHRNNGGHHHHHHH..,.....,...
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
that's the BABY
HNNRHEHHHRNNGGHHHHHHH..,.....,...
If the baby ugly, we're eating it.
For now, HOPITAL.
For now, HOPITAL.
i'm goign into labor ?
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
HNNRHEHHHRNNGGHHHHHHH..,.....,...
i'm goign into labor ?
My omega...so gorgeous...so pregnant...so submissive baka king kawaii 2.0
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
i'm goign into labor ?
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"Don't doubt the power of my fertile seed. I'll have you ballooned up in five secs, stat."
"once again, i'm NOT magical. WHO conceives a child in THREE minutes, you crazy bastard."
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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i'm so sorry for this behavior, it will happen again
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i'm so sorry for this behavior, it will happen again
"once again, i'm NOT magical. WHO conceives a child in THREE minutes, you crazy bastard."
"Time is money."
...
"We could make sixteen cubs in three minutes, you know."
...
"We could make sixteen cubs in three minutes, you know."
??????
"JUST a few minutes."
"JUST a few minutes."
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"once again, i'm NOT magical. WHO conceives a child in THREE minutes, you crazy bastard."
??????
"JUST a few minutes."
"JUST a few minutes."
"Only if you want my gigantic member to shrivel up and die."
"i ought to teach you how to fear the word 'apple'," by throwing appliances at him. "can it wait a few minutes?"
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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"JUST a few minutes."
"JUST a few minutes."
"i ought to teach you how to fear the word 'apple'," by throwing appliances at him. "can it wait a few minutes?"
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"i ought to teach you how to fear the word 'apple'," by throwing appliances at him. "can it wait a few minutes?"
he let out an exasperated sigh, this was quite possibly the biggest headache of his life. twelve? in this economy? he must be insane.
"are you in rut?"
"are you in rut?"
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
he let out an exasperated sigh, this was quite possibly the biggest headache of his life. twelve? in this economy? he must be insane.
"are you in rut?"
"are you in rut?"
"what the fuck," swatting his tongue with the spatula, "i'm trying to make food for twelve people."
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"what the fuck," swatting his tongue with the spatula, "i'm trying to make food for twelve people."
papa hompitalized for a lil longer. i'd still write but i'll prioritize easier things atm ! my apolocheese
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
papa hompitalized for a lil longer. i'd still write but i'll prioritize easier things atm ! my apolocheese
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January 14, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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My variant cover for Absolute Wonder Woman 2026 Annual.🐍🗡️
It’s a great honor to do this one!❤️🌟
WRITER: @kellythompson.bsky.social
ARTIST: @mattiadeiulis.bsky.social
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF: Jan 19th
ON SALE Feb 11, 2026
#AbsoluteWonderWoman #DianaofThemyscira #wonderwoman #dccomics #art
It’s a great honor to do this one!❤️🌟
WRITER: @kellythompson.bsky.social
ARTIST: @mattiadeiulis.bsky.social
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF: Jan 19th
ON SALE Feb 11, 2026
#AbsoluteWonderWoman #DianaofThemyscira #wonderwoman #dccomics #art
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 AM
My variant cover for Absolute Wonder Woman 2026 Annual.🐍🗡️
It’s a great honor to do this one!❤️🌟
WRITER: @kellythompson.bsky.social
ARTIST: @mattiadeiulis.bsky.social
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF: Jan 19th
ON SALE Feb 11, 2026
#AbsoluteWonderWoman #DianaofThemyscira #wonderwoman #dccomics #art
It’s a great honor to do this one!❤️🌟
WRITER: @kellythompson.bsky.social
ARTIST: @mattiadeiulis.bsky.social
FINAL ORDER CUTOFF: Jan 19th
ON SALE Feb 11, 2026
#AbsoluteWonderWoman #DianaofThemyscira #wonderwoman #dccomics #art
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January 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
keep watching me game. it's more fun when you're there😆🩵
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
keep watching me game. it's more fun when you're there😆🩵
man, i just be watching whatever
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 AM
man, i just be watching whatever
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My Superman #36 variant cover! 💪
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
My Superman #36 variant cover! 💪
bleeeegh stummy hurts
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
bleeeegh stummy hurts
majideadass i need to change vessel bro
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
majideadass i need to change vessel bro