Dell2
@dell2.bsky.social
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Aspiring Streamer, Artist and Shop Owner
©️1993, Any/All pronouns, 🔞DNI
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![Someone even tried to steal her already and Spam did not take kindly to that. (• ▽ •; )
Text reads:
*[NO SALE] LIGHT -NER-.
*PUT.
HER.
BACK...
*NOW.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreif5jjxlxq4saujnzdzyryrf46iun6pmxkhxsxj6vkmbwkqaq3eq74@jpeg)
![Moving Spam's nose out of the way, the Dell asks him for a vocal test.
Text reads (left):
"Voice box check-- Say 'Ah'-"
poke
"*[AH~]"
Offscreen, the Dell requests that he continue with another sound byte. He immediately T poses, pulling a KEYGEN face and summons a massive E in quotes.
Text reads (right):
"Say 'E'-"
"*[[E.]]"
This was meant to be the Markiplier meme but I couldn't think of a way to translate that visually on paper.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreienrn64utuhafwigso65bvco6spa6qrkiy3plltjk6olmxv2ueq7m@jpeg)
![Spam getting smooches all over his face from the Dell. He flusters, steam pouring out his face, laughing, twitching his hands and glitching, unable to process the affection. He begins to spout a PC systems log, along with a string from an advertisement.
Text reads:
*[ERR: SYSTEM_32_OVERRIDE/]
[CPU_OVERCLOCKING>CORE_TEMP_RISING]
*[[HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU??]],,
*H-AH-!! 💕
*HAEHAEHAE !! 🩷](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreigehrzrs3ic4cw3mau6q4wtklt5txuivk7c5aj55rty2yycjwygwa@jpeg)
![The Dell sets the Spam down. He grabs his head, letting out a hiss of steam between his teeth. His glitching becomes so erratic that his face nearly doubles.
Text reads:
(Microwave noise)
"*[[MMMM--MN]] .. Maybe?,,"
-SSS!!
"Are your servos okay? 💧"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreibx4lv3xabmx3s7sxr3qtnhxutcsfz4tof4q6qnoplziqij3d5244@jpeg)
![Spam fawning over the Ms. Pipis, swaddling it in a blanket.
"*[WELCOME IN !! GRAND OPENING] HOME, LITTLE -- [[ IT'S A GIRL !!]],,"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreidkyzrppz6e2d2x7h52qn5jbigmdrkl7hvdblsxpp6gqro7ocpdqe@jpeg)
![*[[COOKING]]
He is cooking](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreifq2pjochekhpxdtkzpll2cw6ramplavy7wswk2mdqiuitv3n5hb4@jpeg)
![*[[$!?X]] [IT BURNS] !!
He cooked.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreigva6q3o5m7k3w4qfhq7gtfwdhem5bqgiktgducikipnritpr5uxu@jpeg)
![*[[LOVELY WEATHER]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreicbbf2nt5zi2gnq35fqtaqxvzrer3r7rd33eekpyuogkp4kc3ngti@jpeg)
![*[[SELFIE]] !!,,](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreiag435idonp5k45vtgxptyuzstb6my2qplysmvwxw75b4onyukjnm@jpeg)
![Taking the Spamtons thrift shopping.
Nova peruses the racks, finding something covered in Paisley. An unseen Spamton rifles through the clothing racks in the back, and Spam attempts to show off a pricey zoot suit-- that I cannot afford.
Text reads:
"*[HAEHAEHAEHAEHE--]"
"*[DEALL] !! 🩷 [DEAL$ DEALS] !!,, 💕
*[PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW--!!"
"NO HE DON'T. PUT THOSE BACK."
⬅️ LOW ON KROMER](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreiddnzh42tcvwfg6z5mosenbmqnxqi7jinumjt423l7ovspierxxam@jpeg)
![biblically accurate Spamton pierces multiple letters with his nose, saying:
"*[READ ONLY] MATERIAL [ON TH3 GO!!],, <3;"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreiacqsnnqvc3nt54hnj5o7gmyii7lvm4ln5aurmntrxjsmrdw4vj6i@jpeg)
![Top: Spam scrambles for the edge of the pool, screaming and flailing. The Dell is shouting back moral support:
"AAAAA-!!!"
"YOU GOT THIS JUST BREATHE!!"
Bottom: The Dell hands Spam a towel, after having fished him out of the water.
He's shakey and panting. Discarded drinks are set next to him.
"You okay, big guy?"
"*JUST,, NEED A FEW [60 Minutes].."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3de47o3vz7ytudci6xrqzrr5/bafkreid2eq5zb32h3uk2fyu7aw43deg2hphlucv4yd5v2baovlkcaqjrma@jpeg)
Dell2
@dell2.bsky.social
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