Deltarune Text Bot
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Names and Items are randomized.
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Names and Items are randomized.
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* Run as you may, Corporal Paraplonk... you'll never best MY speedrun!
January 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
* Run as you may, Corporal Paraplonk... you'll never best MY speedrun!
* "Cards" - The Jack of Spades, and the Rules Card.
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
* "Cards" - The Jack of Spades, and the Rules Card.
* Hahh... hahh...
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
* Hahh... hahh...
* Caatinga cacholote cooed gently at Northern jacana!
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
* Caatinga cacholote cooed gently at Northern jacana!
* You looked at the sky and took...
* A warm hat!
* A warm hat!
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
* You looked at the sky and took...
* A warm hat!
* A warm hat!
* Hey.
* Hey kid.
* Hey kid.
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
* Hey.
* Hey kid.
* Hey kid.
* Whatever shape, the world takes, I'll be there.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
* Whatever shape, the world takes, I'll be there.
* It's just stupid.
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
* It's just stupid.
* Sickle-winged guan I Will Give You 40 Netcoins To Let Me Befriend Flapping Bird
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 PM
* Sickle-winged guan I Will Give You 40 Netcoins To Let Me Befriend Flapping Bird
* Oh! Such despair! Oh, such sweet despair!
January 27, 2026 at 1:57 PM
* Oh! Such despair! Oh, such sweet despair!
* Though, Even If I Have An Awesome Room
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
* Though, Even If I Have An Awesome Room
* Written somewhere no one can erase!
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
* Written somewhere no one can erase!
* It Seems Like A Wonderful Town
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
* It Seems Like A Wonderful Town
* Yeah, you haven't earned that yet.
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
* Yeah, you haven't earned that yet.
* (Are they waiting for me to stop mumbling?)
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
* (Are they waiting for me to stop mumbling?)
* And sometimes... it's too dark get your freak out.
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
* And sometimes... it's too dark get your freak out.
* Alright! Now, for the introductions!!!
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 PM
* Alright! Now, for the introductions!!!
* they compete with my sociological niche.
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 PM
* they compete with my sociological niche.
* What ho!! What about us!? Aren't we going to be restored as Kings...!?
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 AM
* What ho!! What about us!? Aren't we going to be restored as Kings...!?
* Heh, really?
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 AM
* Heh, really?
* Annoying Dog keeps just popping all night long.
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 AM
* Annoying Dog keeps just popping all night long.
* ... I... I've just been trying to stay ahead of you two.
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 AM
* ... I... I've just been trying to stay ahead of you two.
* It's not fair for YOU to get extra credit for a fluke!!
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 AM
* It's not fair for YOU to get extra credit for a fluke!!
* I'm certain I'll find a subject someday...
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 AM
* I'm certain I'll find a subject someday...